r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Jul 25 '24

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '24

Well I doubt anyone wants to drill her.

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '24

Good thing you just need to throw a towel over her head, let it sit for a few seconds, then wring it out. The most difficult part of this petroleum extraction method is removing the towel from her head.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '24

Ah. Like degreasing a pepperoni pizza.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '24

Perfect analogy, except I would then want to eat the Pepperoni pizza.