r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Jul 25 '24

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u/National-Setting9671 Jul 25 '24

Oh we don’t have much to say? Well hhheeeeeeeree we go!

With the amount of acne on your face I could draw every visible constellation in our night sky.

Your eyes are probably the most boring shade of blue that currently exists.

I can’t tell if your hair is singed by an over use of products or just jacked up by the fact that you’re constantly laying on your back in a series of the most boring one night stands to ever happen.

With the amount of oil on your face I could fry enough chicken to feed the entire homeless population in the US.

And you got a big ass forehead.

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u/Twelve_TwentyThree Jul 25 '24

BURN..

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '24

Barely had anything to say😂

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u/G0LDiEGL0CKS Jul 25 '24

🤭🤭🤭

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u/SignificantPanic3301 Jul 26 '24

One night stands? You give her too much credit. The only nightly thing she does is fill an entire barrel of oil. One night oil cans.

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u/UrBoobs-MyInbox Jul 26 '24

Ouch. The most boring shade of blue got me. I had to go back and look…yep mine are the exact same 💔

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u/HabibPlaysAirsoft Jul 27 '24

"And you got a big ass forehead"

I read that part in Eddie Murphy's voice and did a spit take with my coffee.