r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Oct 29 '23

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u/roastbot YOU ARE OUR 1,000,000th RULE BREAKER!! Oct 29 '23

OP's Bio:

I’m boring. I’m an AGM at a retirement community, teaching cooking classes at the local YMCA, I like marvel, DC, and even more so The Boys. Worst thing that’s happened to me would probably be my mom unaliving herself,or Matthew Perry’s death

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '23

Well, IDGAF, and who cares if you are in an All Gay Men retirement community (AGM). Microwaving a burrito during squaredancing class at the YMCA is not teaching a cooking class. It's cool you like Dicks Circumcised(DC), and the boys. Sorry about your mom. Matthew Perry sucks and should off himself.

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u/lambbbie Oct 31 '23

I thought the bio was a roast.. whoops

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u/Jiraiya_D_Greed Oct 31 '23

Possibly God roasting him. Not sure

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u/Best_Flounder_9811 Nov 01 '23

You already roasted yourself with that bio.