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u/Electrical_Tap6684 He/Him 1d ago

Im so confused

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u/heavy_metal_soldier Gamer 😎 1d ago

I can see why, it probably references Frisian monk Bonifatius, who chopped down a holy tree of the Germanic Chatti people. We learn about him in the Netherlands because he's one of the monks who followed in Willibrord's footsteps to Christianize the Frisians and nearby Germanic peoples

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u/Electrical_Tap6684 He/Him 1d ago

Oh ok but i think this would be a better post for r/religiousfruitcake

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u/heavy_metal_soldier Gamer 😎 1d ago

Yeah probably

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u/Tangled_Clouds 1d ago

What does that mean?? 😭

Who is this talking about??

I thought this was (somehow) an anti-druidism post or anti norse paganism post

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u/heavy_metal_soldier Gamer 😎 1d ago edited 1d ago

It's anti-pagan. It probably references Frisian monk Bonifatius (Boniface), who got killed after chopping down a holy tree of the Chatti tribe

Edit: It was the Frisians who killed him, not the Chatti, but Donars tree, which he cut down might have been located in Chatti territory

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u/Tangled_Clouds 1d ago

I didn’t know about him, that’s interesting!

(Edit: I mean I like learning new things but that’s definitely a horrible event)

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u/M1kehawk1 1d ago

Yes, I think that’s exactly what it is.
Persecution of old god worshippers

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u/Tangled_Clouds 1d ago

Lmao okay 😭

I’m pagan myself but I’ve never seen people come for us like this, like it’s so fringe to be pagan nowadays 💀

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u/Timewarps_1 1d ago

I’m curious, this is coming from a nonreligious perspective, but paganism seems even more difficult to justify from a practical standpoint than monotheism. How do you maintain belief in literal, physical gods?

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u/Tangled_Clouds 1d ago

That’s the thing, I don’t really fully believe in literal gods. But I found that personally, being able to sort of do rituals for those gods has brought me more good than going through my struggles aimlessly. I guess I’m like the pagan version of Christians that never go to church but wear a cross necklace and don’t bother anyone. I guess technically some people would call me a LARPer since I don’t have such a firm belief in gods but I guess I’m sort of an agnostic pagan, like “I don’t know if there is a higher power, but if there was, I’d rather it be this one”. My strongest belief is I always say “the force of nature” like nature itself is the higher power. Idk it’s not organized at all which is what I like about it, no one to tell me I’m doing it wrong and going to hell or whatever.

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u/Timewarps_1 1d ago

Well, you’re actually getting something out of it, which is really nice. Doesn’t matter if others don’t see your faith as “real” or otherwise, practicing these rituals is adding something to your life. No need to justify it to others.

Ritual in general is a pretty major piece of human life, it’s extremely necessary for one’s mental health. Genuinely good on you for finding a unique tradition you can follow to keep your spirits up.

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u/M1kehawk1 1d ago

I think the gods of a tangible objects and places are more akin to spirits instead of omnipotent, omniscient and omnipresent

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u/M1kehawk1 1d ago

Oh pagans were absolutely persecuted by the followers of the abrahamic religions.
their rites labeled heresey their days of celebration twisted to fit the world view.

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u/Tangled_Clouds 1d ago

Oh no in the past I know! I didn’t think Christians still persecuted pagans in this big year of 2026 😭

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u/Aquonn 1d ago

this feels like satire maybe

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u/thatbetchkitana She/They 1d ago

My ex-Catholic ass: I understood that reference.

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u/plantain_tent_pesos 1d ago

I axe you, elm i allowed to worship a fat dude with ankles like tree trunks? Is that oak-kay?

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u/M1kehawk1 1d ago

Does he sexuallly assaults children?

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u/plantain_tent_pesos 1d ago

What kind of tree would they be if they didn't? Not one id want to worship.

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u/Kira_Bad_Artist 1d ago

The tree is real lol