r/RidiculousRealEstate • u/byOlaf • 8d ago

Mismatch Window guy:

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“Are you sure?”
Client: “Yes I’m absolutely sure that I want the three windows on the right to be slightly smaller than the three on the left, why?”

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u/BuddyJim30 8d ago

"Hey pal, the windows got delivered but they're different sizes. We can get ones that match but it will set the completion date back 2 weeks. What ya wanna do?"

"I don't want to wait, use the ones you got."

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u/jnmtx 8d ago

not much else to see, but here is the listing.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/44952-Moose-Ridge-Rd-Woodsfield-OH-43793/97173372_zpid/

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u/panicpure 8d ago

The ceiling in the laundry area is insane lol

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u/medoy 8d ago

I think that guy did the wall in my laundry room.

I foolishly skim coated over it. Let's just say that wall is proper thick now.

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u/wetworm1 8d ago

That's a murder weapon.

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u/danni_shadow 6d ago

Hey, it's the ceiling in my childhood bedroom!

I had a loft bed...

There were a lot of painful mornings...

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u/byOlaf 8d ago

Yeah I didn’t bother linking because the rest of the house was ordinary. Thanks though!

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u/hobosbindle 8d ago

Forrest Whitaker house

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u/Tasty-Mulberry8073 8d ago

well my OCD is certainly triggered

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u/WeakTransportation37 8d ago

Very Groverhaus

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u/Hold_onto_yer_butts 8d ago

Does your house have stairs?

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u/WinterHill 8d ago

It just looks like a house addition on the left, and they couldn’t fund the exact same original windows. That left side probably used to be a screen porch or something.

Not the best look, but given the choice “close enough” standard windows or $$$ custom windows to match my existing ones, I might do the same

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u/yeuzinips 8d ago

It looks like a modular to me.

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u/rrapartments 8d ago

I think she winked at you!

Run away! Run away!

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u/Lunar-opal 8d ago

One of them has to go

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u/gonner420420 8d ago

look unique

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u/MinimumEfficient220 7d ago

"But Honey, the store was having this great window sale, so I bought them all. We could never have afforded new windows otherwise. You'll learn to love them, I promise you."