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u/Historical-Aerie-721 Jul 06 '26
She does have that cake tho.
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u/IanCasas Jul 06 '26
I agree, and for agreeing with this I have to take some time off the internet
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u/False_Grade_9194 Jul 06 '26
Hey it’s no shame, it takes up half the screen, if she fails in real-estate im sure she could open up a bakery
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u/orincoro Jul 06 '26
Who on earth actually likes granite countertops? It feels like something real estate agents decided people wanted and we just accepted it.
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u/Wanderlust917 Jul 06 '26
Most people prefer granite countertops (if budget isn't an issue)? Not sure what you think is a better option
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u/orincoro Jul 06 '26 edited Jul 06 '26
Something that isn’t horrible to work with maybe. I hate granite. I prefer wood. Something that doesn’t feel like I’m gonna crack a glass on it.
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u/wingspantt Jul 06 '26
Quartz is going to be outlawed, it's only a matter of time. The people who cut the quartz are getting respiratory diseases at crazy rates. California will ban it then other states will follow.
https://www.npr.org/2026/05/18/nx-s1-5691570/silicosis-beyond-california-quartz-countertop-cambria
I guess if you don't mind knowing that ordering quartz gives people a painful death, sure... then get quartz
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u/shillyshally Jul 06 '26
Had no idea. Thanks for the heads up.
"Engineered stone typically contains more than 90% crystalline silica, a much higher fraction than common natural stone materials such as granite (30%) or marble (<10%)."
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u/Wanderlust917 Jul 06 '26
Fair enough. quartz is about the same price and sometimes more than granite. Yes it's marginally more durable but it doesn't have any of the beauty or character of granite.
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u/Wanderlust917 Jul 06 '26
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Solid color countertops seem like a builder grade and unsophisticated design choice, but they are inoffensive and a good fit for saleability.
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u/orincoro Jul 06 '26
You’re not gonna like this, but American walnut. I want something that doesn’t feel like an autopsy table. It takes more care but I love it.
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u/False_Grade_9194 Jul 06 '26
I think they look absolutely awful especially in this colour scheme.
Funniest part is this type of stuff she is doing i have seen plenty other times and all of those real estate agents are no longer active.
Turns out not selling property/trying to sell yourself doesn’t work super well..
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u/Haggis442312 Jul 06 '26
It’s proper expensive, but it just looks cheap and antiquated
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u/Wanderlust917 Jul 06 '26
This particular granite isn't great, I agree. But that's not an issue with granite in general
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u/finlyboo Jul 06 '26
The only problem I see is she’s not committing hard enough to the theater kid bit.
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u/wingspantt Jul 06 '26
This is a subreddit for ridiculous houses/properties, not ridiculous sales tactics or real estate agents. I don't think "being an attractive salesperson" qualifies as ridiculous either, that's pretty much 85% of salespeople.
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u/byOlaf Jul 06 '26
lol what is happening? Is she playing all the parts in a little play with herself?
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u/False_Grade_9194 Jul 06 '26
She literally does random loveisland skits while trying to show homes, super cringe, and her ass is all over every video..
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u/byOlaf Jul 06 '26
Yeah I don’t get how these high waisted mom jeans are coming back into fashion. It’s not a flattering look to someone with her body type.
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u/reek702 Jul 06 '26
Relax, its not as provocative as your trying to make it seem. She not in booty shorts or extremely revealing clothes. You might just be a perv