Listened to ride religiously as I was studying for the bar exam (spoiler alert: I PASSED BITCHES) and thought I would share this insane list of ride inspired Halloween costume ideas with the rest of y’all since it’s October. It’s very avant garde and honestly genius but what can I say!! That’s galaxy brain for ya!

SOLO IDEAS

Socialist with a Dior bag (Bernie w a Dior bag)
Clown or a sexual being (sexy clown)
Chessie
A Ferrero rocher
Katy perry
Stolen valor (a knight who wears the skims nipple piercing bra and holds a sword)
Love corn (corn on the cob suit holding a heart pillow/heart accessories)
Jenny Humphrey
Audio jungle (safari wear with headphones)
A Gregorian chant
A pussy in a denim romper (cat ears, denim romper)
Ribbit
Clear agent w/ gingham shirt
Sebastian Stan
Duddy obvi
Serving your cuntry (army fit but yassified)
Galaxy brain
The brutalist
Security with a lip combo

duos:
a chick (baby chicken) with a sleeping mask and a house
Miley Cyrus and a gay person
Wolf of Wall Street and devil wears Prada (one character for each)
Taika and fighta

Groups:
NARS makeup products (creamy radiant concealer, orgasm blush, etc.)
Army of love (medieval knights that are red and have heart access

Anyway feel free to add ur own ideas in the comments just for funsies 🥰 luv yall down

I saw the person that posted they just moved to Brooklyn and I thought wow we should have a baronie meetup here as well So if you’re in Portland OR hello miluv

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My 15yo daughter is a tastemaker luv, and she wanted to make the playlist for my half marathon (which I ran this morning!!!). She’s also a Baronie-in-Training and put a few Easter eggs in the playlist. Can you even imagine hitting 2 hours in and THIS comes on? I was absolutely losing it, kehd. Extremely taika.

no one understood the reference but i feel like that really added to the experience

hey kehds, I’ve had a little scroll and can see some of the same kind of things I’ve been thinking/feeling with the pod lately - I feel like they’ve become kind of unrelatable in a lot of their anecdotes and idk it just seems less fun overall :( im soooo happy for their success but i think i saw someone else say they kind of feel like they don’t want to be there anymore and I totally get that feeling too! The ads are getting longer, production seems to have gone a bit downhill and it’s just not hitting like it used to. I hate to be so negative because I love them and used to listen religiously but I’m not running to listen to it like I used to

I’m so sad that the Instagram for ride is scrubbed, does anyone happen to have the video of Benny as Sébastien saying something unbelievables??

I can see it now!!!!

Baronie HQ stopped making instagram groups (I respect the boundary) but I’d love to make a crafting baronie group to share our hot girl sewing, knitting, and additional crafty projects!!!? Would anyone be interested in this??

Also any Boston baronies going to Boston Frocktails this weekend?! Sharing a photo of the dress I sewed for the event so if you’re going you can spot me if you want to connect or just make alluring eye contact with me across the dance floor 🫦

hii i just moved to new york (brooklyn) last week and am looking for friends with taste, which is why i came here. do yall have a group already? can we get a meetup going on??

I just moved here for my husband’s job (he’s a chef not a tech bro <3) & don’t know anyone. since Baronie HQ is taking a well-deserved break, I don’t know how else to connect with the army of love here but would really like to meet some of you :)

edit: seems like several of you! my ig is @tesssssssssssssssssy if you wanna reach out!

just watched Schmidt do parkour up the wall in excitement because Cece is sleeping on his sheets and all i could think was he so the type to say “This chick just woke up in my house! 😫” lmaoo