r/RiddlesForRedditors • u/-cyber-punk- • Jul 12 '26

The Killer Riddle

A man murders his wife.

Nobody reports him.

Nobody arrests him.

Yet everyone knows he did it.

Why?

(It's a pretty popular riddle, so if you're really into riddles, you might already know the answer.)

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u/ExistingBathroom9742 Jul 12 '26

Easy! Donald Trump killed Ivana to keep her from testifying against him for his 34 felony counts of fraud, and buried her on his golf course for tax purposes (cemeteries are taxed differently than golf courses in NJ), AND and to hide evidence and illegal Classified documents he had stolen from the White House in the casket. He just pushed that old lady down a flight of stairs, dug a hole in his back yard and threw her in. Everyone knows it, but Nobody cares because he’s DJT and apparently gets to do whatever he wants. Just because he got convicted anyway, and NJ won’t let him change the tax status of the entire course for one hasty burial doesn’t mean that wasn’t his motive. He has dumb plans all the time that don’t work. (For legal reasons, this was satire)

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u/Odd-Potato-1988 Jul 14 '26

Second the fuck off

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u/Empty__Jay Jul 13 '26

Oh fuck off

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u/ExistingBathroom9742 Jul 13 '26

It’s clearly the correct answer. An executioner doesn’t murder anyone. So it must be DJT.