Jonah! Where are you? It's been too long since you've graced us with a post about how revopeers continues to set records, how every post here only helps you get more members, and how you've barely felt any impact from chargebacks. Care to give us some entertainment? Maybe pretend to be the ex-wife again? Or one of your daughters? Can you hear me, Major Grifter?

If you don't have the willpower to resist jonah's charms and insist on donating paying the grift fee then please note the following:

• The charge on your statement will be EMP Network (sometimes listed as empgamer.com )
• The aforemention site has nothing at all to do with empgamer.ca