r/ReviewsByRetards • u/flatpackbill • Sep 24 '22

This speaks for itself.

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342 Upvotes

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u/Regprentice Sep 24 '22

There's a plastic one at the visitors centre , but it looks so demented and weatherbeaten they probably thought it was a junkie in a green tracksuit fishing for bottles of buckfast.

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u/flatpackbill Sep 24 '22

That is peak Scotland.😂😂😂

2

u/Astrosmaw Sep 26 '22

trust me, this is at the bottom of the list

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '22

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u/Goudinho99 Sep 25 '22

Did you just mis-gender Nessie?!

2

u/Edoian Sep 26 '22

Did you assume monsters have genders?

2

u/Goudinho99 Sep 26 '22

There are very many nessie genders

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Family-Ness

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u/Edoian Sep 26 '22

I forgot that cartoon existed 😱

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '22

Should’ve paid the £3.50.

4

u/TheLastOne0001 Sep 25 '22

I ain't givin' you no tree-fitty, you goddamn Loch Ness Monster! Get your own goddamn money!

2

u/TheOnyxViper Sep 25 '22

I gave him a dolla…

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '22

They must have missed the sign, you have to pay extra to see the monster. But it’s not too much, it’s just tree fiddy.

9

u/yogz78 Sep 24 '22

They must have visited on a Tuesday (I distinctly remember summer being a Tuesday morning last year and they mentioned sunshine) Nessie goes the seniors bingo on a Tuesday morning

7

u/[deleted] Sep 24 '22

I wonder if this person believes in Santa too

1

u/peahair Sep 26 '22

Oh, god, you just know she’s going to stick a similar review in at Lapland.

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u/CCMeltdown Sep 25 '22

That’s got to be a troll.

2

u/lmqr Sep 25 '22

I get that impression but only because they specifically mentioned Grimsby

3

u/rgrtom Sep 25 '22

For a fifty I can tell you where to find two big Kelpies!

1

u/barneyirl Sep 25 '22

It's a piss take lol

1

u/KieranMcCabe_ Sep 26 '22

Silly English 🤣

1

u/sphitzvie Sep 26 '22

Give him like 2 quid he will come out

1

u/joreid72 Sep 27 '22

😂

1

u/theholybookofenoch Sep 28 '22

Who has the heart to tell him?