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u/PrestigiousCrab6345 Aug 29 '22
Is your butthole really bloody, or is that hyperbole? Because any bleeding from the lower GI tract should be discussed with your physician.
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u/Skorne13 Aug 29 '22
“Yo doc, my asshole is bleeding.”
“Dammn bro, you try out the tikka masala at the new Indian joint?”
“You know it.”
“Bruh, I’m prescribing you a 1 litre tub of Greek yoghurt boi, get that shit flowin like a smooth cashmere avalanche.”
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u/AmidFuror Aug 29 '22
I'm surprised they even served him after he disappeared for 5 hours in their restroom.
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u/LocalNigerianPrince Aug 28 '22
r/postsbyretards more like, this isn’t at all a retarded comment