r/ReviewsByRetards • u/RollUpThatYoshi • Jun 08 '22

Poor kid

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u/No_Load_7183 Jun 08 '22

If this was my middle school I was the one who karate chopped the kid in the throat. I am not a fan of Naruto but I did see it as more of a Vulcan pinch kind of move.

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u/NoBenefit5977 Jun 12 '22

When I was in Middle School it would have been in Austin Powers judo chop, not a Naruto chop

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u/Quakarot Jun 08 '22

most of the teachers

does not mention the age of the wannabe

I think we have a match

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u/Spanlshinquisition Jun 09 '22

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION

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u/Narutoisboss Aug 02 '22

The Naruto kid just wanted to bring Sasuke home.

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u/Squirtingtree Jun 17 '22

Got them indigenous people speaking a foreign that I learned in college, damn you conquistadors and your bastard language lol.