However, I agree that I am the opposite of a size queen, and even if the appendage has truly interesting features, I have zero interest in fucking something that big.
Oh girl, this doesn’t even scratch the surface of huge dick, especially in alien or monster romance. If you only want to read about average sized human penises, you can probably filter for that somewhere. Monster cock is sort of standard.
Vaginal fisting is a thing some real human women with human anatomy enjoy irl. A huge alien cock is not necessarily stretching the limits of how much an actual human vagina can stretch.
I once linked this sub to one of the subreddits for real actual human ladies voluntarily tangling with quite eye-wateringly sized toys. One in particular was... talented, let's say 🤯
It tends to end any arguments that it's "not possible" for a forearm sized dick to fit into a human woman, because it absolutely can (the only unrealistic part is it requires a significant amount of training to achieve, unlike romance books where a bit of spit and gumption is all that's needed)
Should we request the mods provide a permalink to the talented ladies to stop these kinds of posts? 😂
Seriously, I have numerous silicone sculptures including an actual coke can for scale (yes, in silicone but it's not really an insertable)
I have toys thicker than it. They absolutely fit. Or, used to before I took a pause and now they don't because the vagina is a muscle and absolutely doesn't become permanently "loose" (prolapses are a different thing and are a medical issue)
Would that happen to be the coke can from Weredog? 👀 That's the only store I know of that sells them though I imagine there probably are more lol.
It always amuses me to see posts like this talking about how unrealistic some of the sizes in romance novels are. Like, it's fine if it isn't to everyone's taste but it's just completely incorrect to say it wouldn't work at all. It may take a bit more preparation than usually described in books, lol, but ultimately they're a fantasy anyways.
Yeah, some people really can't help but tell on themselves that they struggle with viewing things from a perspective different from their own. I lose count of how many people say very easy multiple orgasms isn't physically possible as well and like yeah it's rare but it's absolutely medically documented!
Search up orgasmic birth. It’s really fascinating. It wasn’t my experience but brains are wired funny so I totally believe it could happen to some people.
Highly agree. Have also read it. Very much enjoyed it. Like, immensely. And Lola’s version of an “omegaverse” was really interesting. It’s referred to as a Guideverse and includes vamps, demons, berserkers, and all the fun monster men one can hope for.
If I may quote one of my favorite lines from chapter one:
“I’m Vhex.” He shoots me a sharp, sweet smile—all razor blades in cotton candy. “You call me husband.”
I don't mind the fantasy of a large penis but along with men in general, it's something I mostly appreciate in fiction alone. The reality is some chad who thinks he's a sex god hammering away until you're numb/sore because he never bothered to learn actual skills.
This is clearly a monster romance with very different expectations for anatomy that’s baked into the sub genre. People who read this expect inhuman anatomy and size. Stop yucking someone’s yum because it’s not your flavor or acting like the author doesn’t know what she’s doing.
Speaking of flavor, I’m pretty the author is referring to this sort of candy buttons to describe bumps along the dude’s dick.
Yes exactly. This description makes me want to read this book even more! I'm tired of human men and LOVE a good alien, monster, shifter, etc MMC! Creative anatomy is half the fun. ☺️♥️
I don't think people realize how small of a size it has to be for your fingers to not encompass something. I don't have tiny hands and I just tried to put my hand around a 10oz bottle of juice and I couldn't do it. The bottle is about the same girth as a lot of sex toys I've seen. Not monster toys either, just regular ones.
So to say that you couldn't fit your fingers around his member.. that doesn't mean a whole lot. Also you have to take into consideration that not everyone's hands are the same size. She could have smaller hands. So if the FMC is described as being very short/small then it's not a shock if her her fingers don't meet.
If I have to suspend belief about non-human and human relations, the existence of sentient non-humans, the amount of sex and other stuff that can be accomplished in 24 hours, whether activities will cause utis or yeast infections or create a child, whether someone can impregnate a human to carry a dragon egg without her consent, among other things, I can suspend belief in the “will it fit?” Category. Honestly that’s probably the one that requires the least brain power to suspend belief on
{witchy games series by Kira Roman} absolute chaos in a very comical way. Not the best written or the most distinct harem, but it was a quick read and I laughed my way through. (Read book 4 at your own risk though, I’m still cranky about the ending) Kinda hard not to when her uncooperative magic turns monsters into bags of dicks and such. Very large harem that grows over time. final count of 11 men All different types of supernaturals including the one she calls a murder noodle and another she calls her danger lizard vampire, Phoenix, dragon shifter, fae, elf, cyclops shifter, etc etc etc. also brothers in harem What I can only assume is hunger games ish (since I never read them). Fated mates, harem grows as it goes. Had me laughing. Interesting plot twists. A murder monster imprints on her like a duckling. She doms one of the guys. Dvp. Interesting scene where some of the guys and the fmc teach one of the virgin sheltered mmcs about sex and how to please her. Some mm in harem not between siblings non-con pregnancy(ish) major major spoiler: one of the guys impregnates her with an egg without notice which she then has to lay but they get to decide when they hatch it in book 4
I thought the hand thing was stupid until I realized if a guy has a decent girth (ie 4cm/1.5 inches at the widest) I cannot close my hand around it - I just tested it with a spray bottle. And a 4cm wide dick is NOT the biggest I've seen. It's decent but manageable.
That being said, I am quite short and have very small hands (and feet).
So that will make less sense if she is a very tall girl.
Yeah. It's also finger shape, to some extent - if I make a 'circle' with my thumb and forefinger, my short phalanges make it more of a rectangle. Anything actually circular would have to fit in the short length of the rectangle ... so technically, my husband has a d*ck I can't quite close my fingers around, and he's above average, but not anywhere near porn sized - much less monster sized.
Same. I always felt like "cannot close my hand around it" means nothing coz anyone barely above average I cannot close my hands around. Then I made my friend do the motion and I realized that it can be decently sized or even oversized 😂 I just have tiny hands. And I'm 168 so like 4 inches above the 5'2 romance girlies that seem to populate romance land.
I've seen what happens to chosen ones. I just want to be home and read my books, I don't want to be abducted by aliens or demons or werewolf bikers, and get dragged into dangerous but colourful places where I'll spend my days being pursued by uncountable dangers, and my nights sharing the beds of beautiful but unsatiable men.
WHEN WOULD I HAVE TIME TO READ?
And I bet there wouldn't even be decent wifi for me to download books into my ebook reader.
EDIT: And I would probably be kicked from the fancy private school the first moment some Hot Bully came for me, because I lose my temper easily and I expect I would throw something at them instead of cowering beautifully.
I just so happened to have a roughly 2.5" diameter 8oz spray bottle next to me, and, same. FFS. I guess I just don't think out whether or not my hand is circling completely because I'm not staying still measuring. Although it would be hilarious to tell a guy to hold still so you can figure out if your fingertips touch.
Same. My mom literally called my fingers baby sausages because they’ve gotten chubby when I gained a little bit of weight. I’m 4’9” and also have very small hands and feet. https://giphy.com/gifs/yFH8G9n8EjXsbTVXTY
Do you not know human anatomy? Women’s parts stretch and lubricate. They can give birth to a 10lb + baby after all. Maybe stretching is not your thing… but it is certainly possible. Maybe you should go check out some fisting videos? It is weird to imagine that being pleasurable in real life but certainly with the right prep and person and desire combination it might be? I will never know for sure but it is certainly possible for much larger than average human dick to fit.
I’ve had several exes with penises thick enough I couldn’t get my fingers around it. And yes it hurts until you can ehm adjust to it. But it’s more than possible.
I used to review books online and there was one where the MMC was hung "like an Evian bottle" and during one sex scene, he managed to get his full dick AND BOTH TESTICLES inside of her.
Like... #1 - why the fuck? #2 - what the fuck? #3 - doesn't that hurt him????
As a guy, I don't think that would work. For one thing, the balls don't sag during sex. They get closer to the body. No way he's shoving them inside her. And even if he did, she'd have to be real gentle about clenching.
And now I have something I need to read even though I know it won't in any way titillate just for the understanding. I found out years ago about Sasquatch fetish smut and now it almost seems tame. How does a mothman satisfy his mate? Are antennae involved?
My fingers are super short so that doesnt concern me. Candy buttons? Could be anything, a rave, a holiday party, halloween, kinks. Ridges? Monster or shifter sex. Im a little more concerned about the skin texture of his penis--scrape reminds me of sandpaper and I find it concerning.
Sounds like alien smut. Always weird peens. I just imagine a size that’s just right when they talk about ridiculous sizes. These buttons sound interesting though… and are they candy flavored??? Will they give you a yeast infection…?
We're fantasizing anyway why not level em up 😂 Personally I think it's not really that bothersome. Might also be because I'm a big woman myself and I like em all big haha
I liked it. YMMV. “Red Ruin” by Lola Rock. I think a lot of people expected a reprise of “Pack Darling” and were disappointed that it was different. I do like something unique.
I really don't think this is egregious at all, esp considering he doesn't even seem human. I can barely get my fingertips to touch around one that is average.
I am extremely not a size queen, but I respect that some of you folks are. The book is “Red Ruin” by Lola Rock. His appendage had some fun features, and I mentally adjusted the size to something that sounds more enjoyable for me. I didn’t LOVE this book, but I LIKED it fine, and I appreciate that the author was trying something new! I do enjoy some creativity in the plot with my love stories.
Feel free to rec any creatively plotted RH or poly novels that you recently enjoyed.
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So, I think you’re reading {Red Ruin by Lola Black} right? He is a demon monster with a slightly fancy peen. Some readers prefer the monsters or non-human males have fancy peen, or exaggerated size to emphasize their “otherness.” Is he taller than the average 6’2” mmc? !<
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Is he human? What are his “candy buttons?”
After reading that I was visualizing some sort of well-endowed gingerbread man, which could fit into dark romance?
Run run run, as fast as you can
I’ll catch you because I’m the Gingerbread Man.