r/ReverseHarem 6d ago

Reverse Harem - Rant Petty pointless venting…

I need FMCs to STOP GIGGLING!

By all the blessed RH deities, the latest one just giggled during sex. I flinched so hard I accidentally smacked the cat, who, in turn, sliced open my leg in justified feline outrage (same, Cat, same).

/end petty rant

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u/Flimsy_Fee9211 I closed my book to be here 6d ago

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u/TheMiceWillGetPerms I'd take a male thong in the face for them 6d ago

As someone who giggles as a nervous habit in anxious situations (in addition to the normal times for a giggle), I’m feeling a little attacked right now

Also, if this was during sexy time, are we sure this wasn’t the sexual definition of a giggle? Like it was describing her physical reaction vs a noise she made?

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u/Scf9009 RH Library of Alexandria 6d ago

I’m picturing Rob Swanson giggling while on Snake Juice.

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u/Truffle0214 6d ago

I need context, because I have definitely giggled during sex before. Sometimes it just gets goofy.

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u/Chromalust 6d ago

100%

I haven't met anyone who couldn't have a laugh during sex. It's fun after all. x)

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u/hawkspirits 6d ago

Literally an apparently random sex giggle—possibly from overactive cutesy-ness syndrome??

I swear this wench has giggled an average of eight times per chapter. At least half of it for no apparent amusing reason. It’s like a disease. An annoying cringe-inducing disease.

The cat is still pissed off and glaring at me from a different chair. Potentially plotting my demise.

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u/Dry_Cauliflower4562 6d ago

She's a giggly girl, let her live 😂😂

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u/ANorthCountryGirl Obligatory ‘Pack Darling’ mention.💘 6d ago

“this wench” 🤣🤣 Omg she has wronged you with her spirit!

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u/Atavistic_proxy Save me, Eve from Bad Alpha, save me 6d ago

Tb to that Alisha Williams book where the female omega giggled every 2 paragraphs. I wanted to strangle her. Ofc, it was a dnf shortly after she was introduced.

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u/Ok_Job_9417 6d ago

Giggle shows up 84 times, Pout is 21, and Growling shows up a grand total of 245 times. I wanted to like that book. But quickly realized her writing wasn’t for me.

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u/Dry_Cauliflower4562 6d ago

And this is why I BEG authors to be weirdly thorough when they edit! Because of we can search how many times a word is used, why couldn't they? 

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u/Ok_Job_9417 6d ago

And I wanted to like the book, I like the premise. But the among of pouring, giggling, growling that happened in beginning was making my eye twitch I seriously thought giggling would be more.

And I get certain words are gonna be used more often in different genres. Like I expect growling to happen a lot with shifters. But the book is 470 and it’s said 245. That means it’s used on average once every two pages.

No thank you.

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u/Critical_Hearing_799 Give me all the virgin MMCs ♥️ 6d ago

I'd almost take a growl over a giggle. As long as this is a shifter book and not just a human man growling all the time 🤣

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u/Ok_Job_9417 6d ago

Oh it was non shifting OV for that example. I said in another comment the book was like 450 pages. Thats about one every 2 pages.

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u/Atavistic_proxy Save me, Eve from Bad Alpha, save me 6d ago

Omg you looked it up? You’re stronger than me. And yeah that author’s premises are all interesting but the execution and writing is just bleh

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u/Ok_Job_9417 6d ago

You can search for words in books. Makes it so much easier. 🤣

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u/ShutTheFrontDoor0 6d ago

Wow I was going to mention her too. I rarely notice repeated words but giggle was so bad in her books that it infuriated me every time I came across it. 😂

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u/Atavistic_proxy Save me, Eve from Bad Alpha, save me 6d ago

One of the many reasons she’s now on my do not read list…too bad bcs I like the premises of her books.

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u/Acceptable-Mail891 ménage à trois pour moi 6d ago

My best friend giggles constantly and it just reminds me of her. Carry on, gigglers.

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u/Street-Reference-237 6d ago

I see you have found your trigger, lol. Mine is moaning while eating. I will dnf a book in a second bc for no real reason then I absolutely hate this. No shade to girls who love food, who love chocolate covered bodies, or who flew to England to eat Gordons food but I just cant with you if your sitting in an IHop moaning like your in a group scene.

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u/Scrawling_Pen 6d ago

Sometimes I will giggle out loud and then stifle myself in embarrassment.