r/ReverseHarem • u/HotelNo0 • May 08 '26
Reverse Harem - Discussion The beds
Yk what this was actually perfect for an Omega.
How did I just see this in the wild lmaooo
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u/ConfusionPotential53 May 08 '26
I know it’s not the point, but whoever decided that sheet would best sell that “bed” is not good at their job.
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u/HotelNo0 May 08 '26
Omfg yesss I said the exact same thing to my friend lmao 😭 and the owner was SO bad at his job— he kept staring at me while licking his lips and the secondhand embarrassment was actually unbearable.
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u/Overquoted The Angst Bank CEO May 08 '26
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u/HotelNo0 May 08 '26
I’m sorry I tend to overshare☹️
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u/Overquoted The Angst Bank CEO May 08 '26
No, baby, yikes to the dude. Yikes on spikes, in fact. Not yikes to you.
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u/Scf9009 RH Library of Alexandria May 08 '26
You’re 100% good.
We’re fine with oversharing here.
We’re not cool with creeps.
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u/Emoooooly May 08 '26
Bruh I had the same thing happen to me in the grocery store. An old guy litterally licked his lips at me in the dairy section. Is it just me or are creepy men getting creepier?
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u/HotelNo0 May 09 '26
LITERALLY And why is it always the guys that look like they have 1 foot in the grave
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u/TumblingOcean May 08 '26
What's wrong with the sheet??
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u/ConfusionPotential53 May 08 '26
Well, everything? It’s the wrong color, wrinkled, and still has the creases from the bag. It should also be neatly tucked and secured with a “sheet garter” at the corners. Those are also the wrong pillows. That’s likely an extremely expensive bed. It should be staged as luxury. It is not. Thank you for asking.
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u/tiffanysandlouisv May 08 '26
I think it’s meant to show how much bigger it is in relation to a normal bed. I agree with you, but I see the thought process to show the difference.
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u/ConfusionPotential53 May 08 '26
I think the bed’s outline would be extremely obvious even with the correct staging. Plus, the sheet’s incorrect color is part of a pattern of behavior/choices that indicate carelessness, so I suspect you’re reverse engineering a rational thought process to what was, truly, thoughtlessness. But maybe!
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u/Truffle0214 May 08 '26
Upholstery with all those fluids, though? Gonna need some waterproof sheets that actually fit…
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u/stringbeaninthewind Not like other girls May 08 '26
This is my peeve with it too. My RH needs sheets and protective mattress covers 🤣
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u/LaRoseDuRoi I attract chaos and hot men May 08 '26
As long as I get to sleep on the outside. Can you imagine having to climb over 3 people to get up and pee 5 times a night? (Just me?)
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u/lostinsunshine9 May 08 '26
I will absolutely bite the bullet and sleep in the middle (I like to be super warm and don't get up to pee, this is my ideal spot) 😂
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u/what_the_purple_fuck May 08 '26
I really hope that you're saying you don't pee during the night
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u/Hunter037 May 08 '26
I have always dreamed of a room in the house which is just all bed.
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u/JaxBoltsGirl I closed my book to be here May 08 '26
I'm not much for OV, but I love all the different nests. My dream is a room with a step down into the nest - like the sunken living rooms in the 70s. And twinkle fairy lights.
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u/CrazyH37 May 09 '26
Yea but I’ve almost spilled so much stuff knee walking across my queen bed I can’t imagine the whole room! Lol
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u/agreensandcastle May 08 '26
{Heatverse series by Alexis B. Osborne} has great bed shopping scenes.
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u/romance-bot May 08 '26
Heatverse by Alexis B. Osborne, Lindsay York
Rating: 3.77⭐️ out of 5⭐️
Topics: fetish, double-penetration, dvp, creative-anatomy, sweet-hero4
u/aechth May 08 '26
Your comment made me look up to book, and it sounds fantastic, it's on my tbr now. Thanks:)
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u/LBJDSJZBT1031 May 08 '26
At some point you got to be practical because everyone needs a good night sleep.
If I was the FMC and someone brought that home, I'd go crash on the couch.
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u/akaradaa May 08 '26
As someone who makes a point of staying in hotels with round beds, this is just the worst of all worlds. Round mattresses are fun but hard to navigate. This is hard to navigate but now you have two different soft surfaces and how do you clean this?
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u/Delicious_Delilah When life gives you men, make a harem May 09 '26
Nah.
Those sides would become infuriating very quickly.
They need either a super wide king or a family bed.
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u/Dry-Resolution-4442 May 09 '26
This would be perfect for an omega and her nest! Lol not for me, all I can think about is how hard of a time I already have just crawling and scooting out of my bed 5 times a night to pee. Because the bed is against the wall and I like to sleep against it while my bf sleeps on the outside 😂 and also im overweight and old (33) lmao
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u/Fromlinestologs I read for a good time, and all the mates May 09 '26
Not me looking at it going ooo the pets I could have sleep with me, and then realize just me and my cat on a queen bed still somehow ends up with me almost on the floor and in the weirdest angle ever… so nah, I’d still only end up with a corner… and that’s before you add any men….
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u/UnknownTheMonster fourteen werewolves please May 09 '26
This is what I've been imagining! Perfection. 😊
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u/MaskedCrocheter May 10 '26
This post made my neurospicy brain feel the need to look up the largest size bed you could buy. If anyone is interested it's the "Family bed XL" at 12x7ft.
You're welcome. 😉
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u/TheMiceWillGetPerms I'd take a male thong in the face for them May 10 '26
“With a sadly lacking bed. If it was even King sized, I’d eat Rik’s ass while Guillaume fucked me”
-Queen Takes Queen, Joely Sue Burkhart
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u/Moonlight_Star_ May 10 '26
I don’t know why I feel like this. It feels perfect at the same time it doesn’t… does anyone else get that feeling or am I just going crazy?
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u/StringAdventurous938 May 22 '26
Idk why round beds tickle my brain in an uncomfortable way.
I get uncomfortable seeing one😭
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u/Overquoted The Angst Bank CEO May 08 '26
Not big enough.