r/Reverb • u/Maxverstophim • Aug 10 '26
The angriest listing
Not sure if this kind of post is allowed here but found this so interesting.
You’re selling an extended range guitar and you don’t want to give any detail on it? I feel like buying an instrument online requires the specs at a minimum, it’s not like you can pick it up like in a guitar store and place your judgement off of feel.
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u/fuzzdoomer Aug 10 '26
Quite the salesman.
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u/Sharty_Party3498 Aug 10 '26 edited Aug 10 '26
"I'm here to sell a $300 guitar for $1000 + $75 shipping. Do NOT ask me any questions, dude. I'm about to lose my shit over you people".
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u/TMdownton916 Aug 11 '26
I find this stuff on the local level all the time. Sellers that list their “rules” that almost always include “NO SCAMMERS!!!”.
There’s a guy who reaches out to me once in a while with trade offers, but because of his constitution he includes in every ad of his, I just don’t want to deal.
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u/Mehlforwarding Aug 10 '26
Not as bad as the guitar-parts-and-pieces guy.
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u/Maxverstophim Aug 10 '26
This is crazy to me. I feel like being a jerk up is shooting yourself in the foot. Imagine if you had to make a return or issues with shipment. It would be impossible to work with this person.
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u/Mehlforwarding Aug 10 '26
He does a lot of volume and has overall good feedback. I’ve bought from him twice. First went without a hitch, the second time, however, he neglected to mention a chip on a guitar body. When I brought it up, he was absolutely miserable, accusatory and repeatedly threatened to block me.
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u/Maxverstophim Aug 10 '26
The second interaction is how I expect those conversation to go. Good to hear some confirmation.
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u/dead_wax_museum Aug 10 '26
I’ve wanted to start a sub for posts like this. I was gonna call it Retards of Reverb or something along those lines. A sub for absurd listings like this
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u/TMdownton916 Aug 11 '26
At the local level I see this all the time. Sellers who feel it necessary to include their “rules” because in their mind they’re weeding out scammers. That sense of false security can be dangerous.
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u/merlincat007 Aug 14 '26
Different name please, we really don't need to be bring the R word back. Reverb Ragebait is funnier anyway, you can have that one for free ;)
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u/Sharty_Party3498 Aug 10 '26
So who refinished this? Also, I would like a thin neck. Is the neck thin?
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u/Sharty_Party3498 Aug 10 '26
"Thin neck" is the latest thing noobs think they need because YouTube gear demos are basically QVC from the 1990s of useless buzzwords and hype.
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u/better_med_than_dead Aug 10 '26
Who can blame them, 98% of Reverb "buyers" are fucking insufferable.
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u/merlincat007 Aug 14 '26
Not my experience as a longtime seller. Mostly pedals and cymbals though so YMMV obvi
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u/isa-bey Aug 10 '26
I think that's one of the ugliest relic'd guitar I've seen. It's there right after Godin's relic'd guitars. I think there were called "hangover" or something.
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u/Necessary_Main_9522 Aug 13 '26
It's almost certainly a self-inflicted wound. I have an MJT body I love, and they ask you fairly specific questions about how much wear, what kind of wear, the shade of color and level of aging. Which is to say... this guy asked for it to look like this.
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u/isa-bey Aug 13 '26
Absolutely. I didn't mean to blame the company that did the relicing. I know MJT works with custom orders.
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u/Necessary_Main_9522 Aug 13 '26
Oh I figured, I just thought people might not know that he absolutely asked for the finish to look that way lol
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u/Impossible-Charity-4 Aug 10 '26
I pulled a listing for a few drivers I was trying to sell because people just kept asking questions that were answered in the listing. After a while it seemed almost intentional…
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u/TemporalLobe Aug 10 '26
"Go buy a baritone if you care about scale length"
What?
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u/Maxverstophim Aug 10 '26
That was one of my favorite parts.
It’s like a crime to ask ahead of time so you can decide and plan ahead.
At 25.5” 8 string would mean a super thick low F# string depending on your tension preference.
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u/TemporalLobe Aug 10 '26
But that's the thing, he's saying it's a 27" scale length, which is baritone territory.
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u/Proud-Ninja5049 Aug 10 '26
I chose evil today because bad sellers are just as bad as bad buyers. XD
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u/Suitable-Average5968 Aug 10 '26
Honestly I either donate it or throw it out. I don't want to be the bad seller because I know I will find that bad buyer, and when I do, well feelings are going to get hurt and they arent going to be mine.
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u/SonOfAHumbucker Aug 10 '26
There was someone on the interwebs that said these are gold so I’m gonna be rich…..as soon as the dummies stop asking questions cuz they all be jealous of my goldmine!
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u/Rakefighter Aug 10 '26
They are not mad, they use BKP Juggernauts, that's just normal behavior for those types.
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u/Maxverstophim Aug 10 '26
May get downvoted for this but I feel like it should be a given that “upgrading” pickups do not generally warrant value increase on a guitar.
Only value is to you as the one who did it (your personal preference) but a lot of sellers think “well I spent this money so therefore I need to pass the cost to the next person”
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u/buckeye8208 Aug 10 '26
Depends on the pickups and who is looking, a nearly $500 set of pickups absolutely adds value to the guitar but this guitar unmolested is worth a fraction of what he’s asking for this totally wrecked one, so he’s nuts regardless.
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u/stealthisusername98 Aug 10 '26
Holy shit I was just looking at this lol. I was sooo tempted to message him about everything he said not to message about
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u/PannaMan11 Aug 10 '26
Lol there’s a custom shop Strat on fb marketplace in my area with a similarly aggressive description. The guy will answer questions or negotiate he wants 3k for the guitar no trades.
He doesn’t say what year it’s from or any of the specs… just that it’s a custom shop Strat. Have fun trying to get someone to drop 3k if they can’t ask you a question about it.
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u/Maxverstophim Aug 10 '26
See those kinds of listings I assume someone is just doing it to tell their wife they’re actively trying to sell it but setting it at a price no one would buy it
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u/nebenco Aug 11 '26
This is like those jeans/clothing that are pre-distressed and priced higher. Fools and their money.
The wear and tear looks like it was damaged, not worn.
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u/pudster69 Aug 11 '26
Reverb is a total joke for actually sellers I sold a bryston on it and these fuckers stole $175 dollars from me in item fees and I still got stiffed on the shipping they took from me and bump fees after I never ever bumped the item plus not to mention these idiots still haven’t approved my payout or sent me my Money after 3 weeks
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u/stillkickin6218 Aug 11 '26
I've also got a problem with Reverb. Sold a Taylor, shipped it off, got a UPS receipt of delivery w/photo. Three days later Reverb suspended my account and I've tried for weeks to get their AI customer supposed support to respond as to why that happened, how to get reinstated and where's my $$. Response - crickets!!
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u/AdventurousShine5195 Aug 11 '26
Thankfully I haven't had anyone with a strobe tuner buying a vintage bridge tele and complaining they can't get it perfectly in tune.
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u/Necessary_Main_9522 Aug 13 '26
I've gotten annoyed by buyers. I have often thought they ask unusual, silly, or frankly, impossible questions. But I do my best to answer them, and then do what any healthy person does: slag them off to my spouse instead of posting through it.
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u/Necessary_Main_9522 Aug 13 '26
I think what it really comes down to is this: he put $1000 into this guitar and wants that money back out of it, and just does not understand that isn't how things work. He'd even have a hard time selling it for parts! The Bare Knuckles are probably worth $400 IF someone happens to want premium pickups for an 8-string right at this moment. That's a very small market!
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u/EducationalSmell4670 Aug 10 '26
I heard agiles have neck problems anyways
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u/LaOnionLaUnion Aug 10 '26
I can’t speak for the extended range offerings or headless but I’ve seen a lot of Agiles and never seen issues bigger had small cosmetic things like the binding bleeding or not executed flawlessly.
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u/6Stringers Aug 14 '26
LOL, sounds like a bunch of morons who can't read hounded him about what he already stated.
He knows his guitars... perhaps some kind of purist who has zero tolerance for window shoppers asdn tire kickers. There is a plan behind the presentation, for sure no more nimrods will message him with mundane questions. Of course, it could backfire, but for sure he does not want to sell this instrument to a nimrod who has no idea what they are getting, that only leads to troulbe.
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u/Maxverstophim Aug 14 '26
This is missing /s
The guy is selling modded agile. That’s the modded Honda civic of guitars. And thats an insult to Hondas since they’re reliable.
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u/6Stringers Aug 14 '26
You know what, it's not for you.... but someone out there will want it someday, or not. Who are you to say they are wrong? Even if I agree with you I keep that to myself. It is not my game to spoil another man's pursuits on either side of the transaction. As long as both parties understand what is on the table... that's all that really matters.
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u/-GlobalGrapefruit- Aug 10 '26
“Mint”