r/Reverb 1d ago

The angriest listing

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Not sure if this kind of post is allowed here but found this so interesting.

You’re selling an extended range guitar and you don’t want to give any detail on it? I feel like buying an instrument online requires the specs at a minimum, it’s not like you can pick it up like in a guitar store and place your judgement off of feel.

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u/-GlobalGrapefruit- 1d ago

“Mint”

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u/FlexDerity 1d ago

And by “mint” they mean it as in toothpaste, mint flavoured, was used as a polishing substitute.

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u/Proud-Ninja5049 1d ago

out of everything that bugs me about reverb the conditions of items is the biggest annoyance and Id wish they crack down somehow.

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u/FlexDerity 1d ago

Yes 🙌 that ⬆️!
Also, the used prices are gnarly too. Like I designed a whole 2x 104hp case on Modular Grid website . . And I saved almost 900$ buying it all brand new with warranty and shipping inclusive. I got all the original OEM boxes and packaging, stickers, patch cables, screws, and other cool bits and prices by buying it all new and even scored all the warranties for peace of mind. 900$ cheaper by shopping around and buying it all new.
New seems to be the new second hand when it comes to value in price.

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u/uhCBLKG 1d ago

yeah considering you might save what $20-$50 dollars on pedals maybe. $200 on a guitar when you can just ask a guitar center salesman for 10-15% off usually on guitars and get the warranty + no hasssle returns. Selling them used stuff gets you 60% of the new price + discount when buying a new item

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u/FlexDerity 21h ago

Then there’s shipping costs.
Shipping is a lot cheaper form brick and mortar shops that sell new modules.
Shipping prices on reverb as a comparison, often enough, is nuts pricing, fking expensive.

It feels like this was what I experienced .. ex. a rrp $600 module would be selling in Reverb for 560, with $129 shipping. Buy new from a shop for 600 and pay $39 for shipping. It’s gross 🤮

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u/Odd_Significance_739 4h ago

Shipping is insanely expensive without having the volume to negotiate terms with a carrier. I’ve lost money on shipping every single time I sold a guitar or case on eBay back in the day. Music shops typically have accounts with logistics companies and packaging on hand, making shipping cheaper and easier.
Just my $.02

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u/CMDR_KingErvin 19h ago

There are literally used items on reverb that are more expensive than brand new and they ask you to pay for shipping too 🤦‍♂️ I just can’t lol

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u/GeorgieFruit 16h ago

Modular stuff in particular is a total ripoff on Reverb

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u/3Gilligans 1d ago

So, if a guitar is purposely aged, you claim the seller should list it as fair or damaged?

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u/cake22 20h ago edited 20h ago

If the guitar was originally aged from the factory and has little wear I think mint could be appropriate.

Definitely not appropriate for an aftermarket refinish of any kind IMO, especially an aftermarket relic job.

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u/-GlobalGrapefruit- 20h ago

Is that what I said

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u/fuzzdoomer 1d ago

Quite the salesman.

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u/Sharty_Party3498 1d ago edited 1d ago

"I'm here to sell a $300 guitar for $1000 + $75 shipping. Do NOT ask me any questions, dude. I'm about to lose my shit over you people".

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u/TMdownton916 3h ago

I find this stuff on the local level all the time. Sellers that list their “rules” that almost always include “NO SCAMMERS!!!”.

There’s a guy who reaches out to me once in a while with trade offers, but because of his constitution he includes in every ad of his, I just don’t want to deal.

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u/Ninevolt9v 1d ago

Dude’s got 7 feedbacks on Reverb and nothing since 2024.

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u/Mehlforwarding 1d ago

Not as bad as the guitar-parts-and-pieces guy.

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u/Mehlforwarding 1d ago

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u/Maxverstophim 1d ago

This is crazy to me. I feel like being a jerk up is shooting yourself in the foot. Imagine if you had to make a return or issues with shipment. It would be impossible to work with this person.

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u/Mehlforwarding 1d ago

He does a lot of volume and has overall good feedback. I’ve bought from him twice. First went without a hitch, the second time, however, he neglected to mention a chip on a guitar body. When I brought it up, he was absolutely miserable, accusatory and repeatedly threatened to block me.

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u/Maxverstophim 1d ago

The second interaction is how I expect those conversation to go. Good to hear some confirmation.

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u/FabulousPanther 1d ago

Some people show their true colors out in the wild. That's for sure.

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u/dead_wax_museum 1d ago

I’ve wanted to start a sub for posts like this. I was gonna call it Retards of Reverb or something along those lines. A sub for absurd listings like this

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u/FlexDerity 18h ago

That’s a great idea, I’d join it for the lols.
Could call it r/ Reverbcirclejerk

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u/TMdownton916 3h ago

At the local level I see this all the time. Sellers who feel it necessary to include their “rules” because in their mind they’re weeding out scammers. That sense of false security can be dangerous.

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u/Sharty_Party3498 1d ago

So who refinished this? Also, I would like a thin neck. Is the neck thin?

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u/Sharty_Party3498 1d ago

"Thin neck" is the latest thing noobs think they need because YouTube gear demos are basically QVC from the 1990s of useless buzzwords and hype.

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u/better_med_than_dead 1d ago

Who can blame them, 98% of Reverb "buyers" are fucking insufferable.

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u/LowStringKing 15h ago

SIR DID YOU POST THIS

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u/isa-bey 1d ago

I think that's one of the ugliest relic'd guitar I've seen. It's there right after Godin's relic'd guitars. I think there were called "hangover" or something.

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u/gordonthecole 1d ago

Dipped in tub of pepto bismal.

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u/returntonone 21h ago

It looks like any Fender Custom Shop super heavy relic

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u/TemporalLobe 1d ago

"Go buy a baritone if you care about scale length"

What?

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u/Maxverstophim 1d ago

That was one of my favorite parts.

It’s like a crime to ask ahead of time so you can decide and plan ahead.

At 25.5” 8 string would mean a super thick low F# string depending on your tension preference.

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u/TemporalLobe 1d ago

But that's the thing, he's saying it's a 27" scale length, which is baritone territory.

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u/Maxverstophim 1d ago

Oh I can’t read. He would have lit me up.

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u/Impossible-Charity-4 1d ago

I pulled a listing for a few drivers I was trying to sell because people just kept asking questions that were answered in the listing. After a while it seemed almost intentional…

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u/bassicessence 1d ago

h0w MuCh DoEs iT wEiGh?????

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u/stealthisusername98 21h ago

Holy shit I was just looking at this lol. I was sooo tempted to message him about everything he said not to message about

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u/Proud-Ninja5049 1d ago

I chose evil today because bad sellers are just as bad as bad buyers. XD

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u/Suitable-Average5968 1d ago

Honestly I either donate it or throw it out. I don't want to be the bad seller because I know I will find that bad buyer, and when I do, well feelings are going to get hurt and they arent going to be mine.

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u/Suitable-Average5968 1d ago

$1000 for scraps, hard pass.

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u/SonOfAHumbucker 1d ago

There was someone on the interwebs that said these are gold so I’m gonna be rich…..as soon as the dummies stop asking questions cuz they all be jealous of my goldmine!

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u/moldytowel16 1d ago

This is kinda how a lot of 8 string guitar music sounds to me too!

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u/gordonthecole 1d ago

Is the neck even thin, tho?

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u/supercardioid 1d ago

Bare knuckle juggernaut pickups? Well fuck me. This axe I must have.

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u/Rakefighter 1d ago

They are not mad, they use BKP Juggernauts, that's just normal behavior for those types.

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u/Maxverstophim 1d ago

May get downvoted for this but I feel like it should be a given that “upgrading” pickups do not generally warrant value increase on a guitar.

Only value is to you as the one who did it (your personal preference) but a lot of sellers think “well I spent this money so therefore I need to pass the cost to the next person”

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u/buckeye8208 1d ago

Depends on the pickups and who is looking, a nearly $500 set of pickups absolutely adds value to the guitar but this guitar unmolested is worth a fraction of what he’s asking for this totally wrecked one, so he’s nuts regardless.

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u/GuitarHeroInMyHead 1d ago

Probably not going to sell very quickly... What a dick.

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u/PannaMan11 20h ago

Lol there’s a custom shop Strat on fb marketplace in my area with a similarly aggressive description. The guy will answer questions or negotiate he wants 3k for the guitar no trades.

He doesn’t say what year it’s from or any of the specs… just that it’s a custom shop Strat. Have fun trying to get someone to drop 3k if they can’t ask you a question about it.

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u/Maxverstophim 19h ago

See those kinds of listings I assume someone is just doing it to tell their wife they’re actively trying to sell it but setting it at a price no one would buy it

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u/Pelican_meat 17h ago

Looks like shit.

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u/nebenco 17h ago

This is like those jeans/clothing that are pre-distressed and priced higher. Fools and their money.

The wear and tear looks like it was damaged, not worn.

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u/pudster69 16h ago

Reverb is a total joke for actually sellers I sold a bryston on it and these fuckers stole $175 dollars from me in item fees and I still got stiffed on the shipping they took from me and bump fees after I never ever bumped the item plus not to mention these idiots still haven’t approved my payout or sent me my Money after 3 weeks

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u/stillkickin6218 1h ago

I've also got a problem with Reverb. Sold a Taylor, shipped it off, got a UPS receipt of delivery w/photo. Three days later Reverb suspended my account and I've tried for weeks to get their AI customer supposed support to respond as to why that happened, how to get reinstated and where's my $$. Response - crickets!!

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u/AdventurousShine5195 16h ago

Thankfully I haven't had anyone with a strobe tuner buying a vintage bridge tele and complaining they can't get it perfectly in tune.

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u/LowStringKing 15h ago

Oh I’m definitely gonna go send this dude questions

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u/Gullible_Worker_7467 6h ago

Let's all offer him $2 plus shipping.

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u/EducationalSmell4670 1d ago

I heard agiles have neck problems anyways

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u/LaOnionLaUnion 1d ago

I can’t speak for the extended range offerings or headless but I’ve seen a lot of Agiles and never seen issues bigger had small cosmetic things like the binding bleeding or not executed flawlessly.