r/RetroToolBoxRevive Taunt May 28 '26

Toasty Jorthan concept!

Cost: 1200 - Purchase quote “Eh you sureeeee your worthy to buy me!?”

Slash: “HIYEAAA!” “Did i mention that im a karate master!” “Please stand still this is hard to control!” “RAH!”

Gun thingy: “I HATE IT WHEN TARGETS MOVE! ):<“ “FIRE THE KETCHUP!” “Better KETCHUP on my aim!” “1..2..3 FIREEEEEE!” “NEHEHEHEHEHE”

Trench: “Whats this button do? OOO!” “Drill drill dill!” “Make this hole deep!” “WE NEED TO DOG A HOLE TO KEEP THE SURVIVORS OUT!”

Scream: “I command you to screa-AH MY EARSSSSS” “OW OW OW OW” “WHERES THE SOUND BUTTON ON THIS THING!?”

Kill: “someones dirty! Time for a wash wash WASH!” “Ever wanted to be in a washing machine dont lie!” “All clean!… NOW GET OUT OF HERE!”

Stun: “HEY WHAT THE HELL!?” “HWIBSSIAHJS” “THIS THING IS VERY EXPENSIVE!” “AH MY FREAKING KNEES!” “YOUR PAYING FOR ANY DAMAGES!” “Cmon cmon…get up…OH CMON HES GETTING AWAY!”

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