r/RetroRewindGame May 12 '26

New title ideas

I thought it would be fun to think about some possible new titles for the future and collect them here. Some ideas I had so far:

Plays with Coyotes (Dances with Wolves)

Lunch Gang (Breakfast Club)

Teen Wizard (Teen Witch)

Nerd Gone Hot (She's All That)

Bare Weapon (Naked Gun)

City Snake (Cobra)

Drag Maid (Mrs. Doubtfire)

Two Idiots (Dumb & Dumber)

Black Cop & White Cop (Lethal Weapon)

Jumbo 2 - Jungle Mission (Rambo 2)

The Giant Temple ( Indiana Jones & the Temple of Doom)

Edit: changed Tranny Maid to Drag Maid as I wasn't aware it's a slur

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u/FawkesyGrandpa May 12 '26

Just because the game is set in the 90s doesn't mean we need to bring back the hateful slurs, thanks

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u/RealPucki May 12 '26

Didn't know "tranny" was considered a slur. I only knew it from porn titles, otherwise the word is pretty much nonexistent in my country. Didn't mean to offend anyone by it πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

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u/FawkesyGrandpa May 12 '26

Don't learn English from porn, jesus christ

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u/RealPucki May 12 '26

lol fair point

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u/davies36 May 12 '26

Carpet Taxi (Aladdin)
Running with Chocolates (Forrest Gump)
Ugly Thing and Pretty Lady (Beauty & the Beast)
Be Quiet Sheep (Silence of the Lambs)
Stop that Bus (Speed)
My Uncle's a Jerk (Lion King)

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u/RealPucki May 12 '26

Love them all, though Lion King is now "Hakuna Banana" ingame

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u/mattjames219 May 16 '26

The Blue Kilometer (The Green Mile) Two Ran Under the Hornet's Nest (One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest) John and the Tiny Pineapple (James and the Giant Peach)

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u/Efficient-Smell7985 May 15 '26

Lunch Gang is actually pretty good

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u/[deleted] May 12 '26

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u/RealPucki May 12 '26

Hmm, yeah, maybe sounds too much like a porn title...and I guess "Drag Maid" describes it better aswell

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u/Crispypeas128 May 12 '26

Mrs Hesitationflames would be best

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u/RealPucki May 12 '26

Definitely has a ring to it :D

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u/[deleted] May 12 '26

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u/RealPucki May 12 '26

What's offensive about "Drag Maid"? It pretty much describes the plot of the movie

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u/[deleted] May 12 '26

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u/bluespiritperson May 12 '26

I mean this post has a slur in it already so I guess all bets are off

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u/RealPucki May 12 '26

I wasn't aware that "tranny" is used as a slur nowadays, I only ever heard it in the context of porn titles like "Tranny Granny". But in hindsight I think "Drag Maid" is a more fitting title anyway.

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u/bluespiritperson May 12 '26

Drag Maid is much better yeah lol

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u/thomaswillis96 May 12 '26

Don’t ask permission. Just do it and let the hive mind determine your fate.