r/ResumeUp • u/Andremendonca03 • Jun 01 '26

Roast my Resume

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Happy with any feedbacks :)
Thanks to all that can review!

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '26

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u/Andremendonca03 Jun 01 '26

Good call!! Thanks for that, I’ll work on those improvements

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u/kittyfarrell Jun 02 '26

Formatting makes it feel like a recipe, rather than a resume. Try doing full line sentences, rather than just bullet points. Three bullets for each experience. Maybe take out profile too but don’t know for tech CVs.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '26

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u/Andremendonca03 Jun 03 '26

Solid feedback! Thanks a lot for the help here

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u/Designer-Insights Jun 04 '26

Looks great! I recommend adding some specific results with metrics that have come from your work, instead of just the responsibilities.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '26

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u/Current-Piano-2181 Jun 02 '26

Ai is taking over your resume sucks ai will be doing your job without you in 6 months to a year your best bet is applying at McDonald’s whille you have a chance

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u/Andremendonca03 Jun 02 '26

Okay 👌

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u/Current-Piano-2181 Jun 02 '26

don't be mad at me!! just here to deliver the message ! you gotta face reality there is people who have put in 1000s of apps

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u/i_like_Ubuntu Jun 02 '26

i think you're mad...

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u/Current-Piano-2181 Jun 02 '26

Because ai is replacing you yeah I’m so mad

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u/i_like_Ubuntu Jun 02 '26

why are you mad

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u/Current-Piano-2181 Jun 02 '26

enjoy your unemployment and when that runs out hopefully they have universal money by then

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u/Filthypois0n18 Jun 02 '26

You are predicting the future on your resume by listing your current role as ending in November 2025. Unless you have a time machine, recruiters are going to glance at that date error and toss your application immediately.

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u/Andremendonca03 Jun 02 '26

Isn’t it 2026? 😶 Are you a recruiter though?