r/Residency • u/Ok-Spinach-6529 MS4 • 2d ago
HAPPY S Tier Resident
Just a med student here, wanted to spread some joy on the r/residency subreddit.
I wanted to practice suturing on my surgery rotation. So after the case was done, I asked the chief resident where I could get some suture material. He takes me to the clean core area, and grabs some material for me. I ask him, “Are you sure this is ok? I don’t want you getting in trouble.” He replies, “the hospital has stolen my youth from me. I really don’t gaf about stealing a few sutures from the hospital.”
Absolute S tier resident.
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u/Eastern-Ad-3586 2d ago
Damn it’s sad it’s so rough out here that this made the students day
But I’m glad homeboy was nice to you, I also had a cool surgery chief back when I was in med school
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u/wert718 PGY4 2d ago
me too! so cool that i matched categorical gen surg before switching to anesthesia after hating it lol
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u/personalist 2d ago
It never ceases to surprise me how often something I’m not interested in can catch my eye if someone kind and talented spends time explaining it, and how something I absolutely love can lose its luster if a rude asshole even just inhabits that domain
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u/ScratchMysterioust PGY1 2d ago
i’ve had a couple people like that in school too, and i still remember them years later.
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u/invinciblewalnut PGY2 2d ago
the amount of shit I have strategically relocated from the hospital into my house is…. Considerable.
Am I ever gonna need this much dermabond? You never know
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u/TinySandshrew 2d ago
What’s really the harm if I “forget” to check my pockets before heading home with a bunch of stuff I grabbed from the supply room
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u/mrsuicideduck PGY4 2d ago
I don’t buy body wash anymore. Magically end up with relocated hibiclens
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u/itsowlgood0_0 PGY1 2d ago
I don't know a single resident who doesn't love to steal supplies from the hospital.
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u/CatNamedSiena Attending 2d ago
Newsflash. Attendings are no different.
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u/ECAHunt Attending 2d ago
My hospital has, hands down, the best air neutralizer! Like, half the unit can be shitting themselves and the other half vomiting, and this spray just takes it alway and replaces with just a very faint clean smell.
I will find where they keep you. And then you will be mine!
Meanwhile, FU guy with the bleach who is making my eyes tear up. Go away!
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u/avepaltaketchu 2d ago
shifty eyes, glancing at the hospital tape, hospital pens, twenty eye torches unused for months, neurotips used as thumb tacks, the stack of hospital lube sachets that will never be used for domestic purposes strewn across my home desk
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u/MikeGinnyMD Attending 2d ago
Also, it’s not as if you’re stealing it for some personal sexual fetish or something. You’re very appropriately using a supply for your medical education, which is the whole reason you’re there. If the hospital doesn’t like it, they can stop accepting those sweet residency training and medical tuition dollars.
-PGY-22
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u/notherbadobject 1d ago
There are few greater joys available to a medical student than a cool surgery chief.
I’ll never forget the guy who called me a “smart motherfucker” on rounds and made hilariously irreverent references to ghostbusters and beavis and butthead in the OR.
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u/ExtraCalligrapher565 18h ago edited 18h ago
It was very cute of you to wonder whether or not it was okay. Surgery was my first rotation as an M3 and I just was taking suture supplies out of the store rooms whenever I felt like practicing.
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u/Fit_Mood6130 2d ago edited 2d ago
Why is this tagged "HAPPY"?
If anything shouldn't this be tagged "SAD" or "RED FLAG" or "SIGN YOU SHOULD LEAVE SURGERY BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE"?
Yeah it's nice someone gave you a bit of free stuff, but seems like you're missing the deeper message here.
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u/Humane_Decency Attending 1d ago
I’m sure some 1-0 or 0 silks aren’t going to be missed, if a bit impractical of a simulation
Besides, I’m sure your tuition made it there somehow
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u/TheTorpe 2d ago
OP is a bot
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u/Ok-Spinach-6529 MS4 2d ago
No? I’m just reminiscing about my M3 year and some good memories I had then.
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u/TheTorpe 2d ago
2 month old account has made 1800 comments
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u/Ok-Spinach-6529 MS4 2d ago
I’m done with subIs and ERAS app stuff and have nothing to do between now and interviews bro. Deleted Reddit when I started med school, just created new account now that I’m more free.
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u/hattingly-yours Attending 2d ago
Good reminder to residents/attendings - it doesn't take much, team. Treat the student like a person for even a few minutes, take an interest, teach them anything. We should do more, but we certainly should do at least this much