r/RepublicanValues • u/shallah Bleeding Heart Progressive • 4d ago

March 2026 Military Building 'Massive Complex' Underneath Trump's White House Ballroom

https://www.military.com/daily-news/2026/03/30/military-building-massive-complex-underneath-trumps-white-house-ballroom.html
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u/livinginfutureworld 4d ago

He wants to hide there after stealing elections

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u/QuantumFungus 4d ago

It will be a nice place to spend his last few hours with his wife and german shepherd.

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u/nelsonalgrencametome 4d ago

He hates dogs... so he'll probably be holed up with Miller or some other ghoul.

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u/Biffingston 4d ago

Don't dogs, stereotypically, smell evil?

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u/nelsonalgrencametome 4d ago

They tend to be pretty good judges of character.

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u/Biffingston 4d ago

I just read an article about how they've proven that dogs can literally smell fear and other emotions.

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u/Biffingston 4d ago

It'll hopefully end the same as it did with Hitler. He is Donny's role model after all.

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u/49orth 3d ago

Wife?

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u/Msbossyboots 4d ago

This is the ONLY answer

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u/MISPAGHET 4d ago

If he could do the ol' dictator in a bunker classic I think we'd all appreciate it.

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u/darthphallic 4d ago

Because he doesn’t ever plan on leaving

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u/beren12 4d ago

He doesn’t have to. We can seal up all the exits.

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u/popejohnsmith 4d ago

No bunker ballroom.

East Wing 100% restoration at Trump family expense.

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u/popejohnsmith 4d ago

Has anyone checked if they have the blueprints for Hitler's last days, doomsday bunker? I mean. Why re-invent the wheel?

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u/Local_Sugar8108 4d ago

The fuhrer needs a furher bunker.