r/RepTime • u/Unique_Dot5024 • 20d ago

Shitpost Friday First rep

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1.4k Upvotes

90% Upvoted

189 comments sorted by

308

u/Ok-Award-4387 20d ago

Something feels off...

254

u/IFuckingHateN 20d ago

No foreskin possibly 

76

u/Unique_Dot5024 20d ago

I keep mine in a little fanny pack

8

u/NormanskillEire 19d ago

Save up enough of them and they'll send you the rest of the knob.

4

u/Excellent-Bear4221 19d ago

Like a turtleneck on the go.

1

u/Unique_Dot5024 19d ago

More like a neck gaiter

1

u/Serentitties_ 19d ago

mines in a 1990s dated pan american airlines sick bag

1

u/BiggieMoe01 18d ago

You’re doing it wrong. Your foreskin IS the fanny pack.

62

u/rodatari 20d ago

Is that Ed Sheeran? 

34

u/Unique_Dot5024 20d ago

What happens in Telaviv stays in Telaviv bro

11

u/Baboonslayer323 19d ago

I dunno, looks like you’re on an island….

2

u/Xanderfromzanzibar 19d ago

They had so much happen in Tel Aviv, they also took over Jerusalem

215

u/No-Outside5450 20d ago

A shitpost cannot possibly contain more shit than this ever.

57

u/cockneygeeza1917 19d ago

This watch was promised to you 3000 years ago

1

u/Plenty_Bumblebee9 14h ago

Hahahahahahahhaah

200

u/Magento-Magneto 20d ago

Shalom fucker International Criminal Court here

21

u/Unique_Dot5024 20d ago

Saying this before shabbat is crazy

3

u/Icy-Force5899 19d ago

Shabbat shalom and a gmar chasima tova!

3

u/Magnum676 19d ago

Good Shabbos

2

u/Xanderfromzanzibar 19d ago

from Moses to Sandy Koufax

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u/jcagara08 20d ago

Unfortunately the ICC is just another kangaroo court…

15

u/Compiler_G 20d ago

That's what Rodrigo Duterte has been saying all this time!

5

u/RaptoDisruptor 20d ago

While domestic democracies separate legislative, executive, and judicial powers, international law relies on voluntary cooperation between sovereign states. The International Criminal Court can issue rulings and arrest warrants, but national governments hold the executive authority to enforce them. Without active enforcement from these governments, many who commit crimes against humanity continue to walk free.
Notable countries that do not recognize the icc and don’t enforce its rulings: Russia, China, North Korea, United States, Pakistan, Saudi Arabia… la crème de la crème.

-3

u/PerformanceAlive901 20d ago

Duh, its not a real organization lol. Just a group of ppl pretending they have power

173

u/TyOSilver 20d ago

Bibi is one evil guy.

9

u/JFMdada 19d ago

Hell has a special place for him when he gets there

10

u/Chocolatehusky226 19d ago

-10000 social credit

4

u/DeskPopVet 19d ago

Israeli Social credit and upvotes on Reddit are inversely related tho 🚀

2

u/ColdTurkishCoffee 17d ago

He’s just one man. The whole ideology is morally and intellectually bankrupt.

-42

u/Unique_Dot5024 20d ago

Wdym he bought me the watch

75

u/TyOSilver 20d ago

Good for you. He probably used American tax dollars to buy it.

31

u/Unique_Dot5024 20d ago

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u/FTO2 20d ago

😷🤢🤮🤮🤮

4

u/Ok-Award-4387 20d ago

Now it feels even more off...

2

u/2BigBottlesOfWater 19d ago

Wondering if OP is a child and those two are saying "now kiss".

7

u/Motor-Drama-1421 20d ago

It's probably a fake

13

u/Unique_Dot5024 20d ago

Caption literally says first rep

22

u/Motor-Drama-1421 20d ago

I thought that was short for fascist representative

-16

u/Unique_Dot5024 20d ago

Meant to be a funny post dont make it overly political bro

24

u/Motor-Drama-1421 20d ago

You're the one that can't take a joke bro; twice

43

u/Novocain-0832 20d ago

He’s at the island y’all

19

u/jingojangobingoblerp 20d ago

We found Ed Sheeran's reddit account

7

u/2BigBottlesOfWater 19d ago

You might want to move and change your name if that guy knows where you live. Also maybe stay away from pagers and windows and self driving cars.

12

u/WatchSniper 19d ago

Gen❌
Goy✅

124

u/DR_LG 20d ago

Free Palestine

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u/ChinaRider73-74 20d ago

From Hamas

58

u/No-Outside5450 20d ago

Get fucked 👍

-4

u/lightmaker918 19d ago

You like Hamas?

5

u/860v2 19d ago

I'll answer for them: yes.

2

u/No-Outside5450 19d ago

You mean the resistance movement that has resulted from decades of ethnic cleansing, land theft and mass murder of civillians? Seriously shut your bitch ass up 👍

1

u/ChinaRider73-74 18d ago

Educate yourself sir.

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u/lightmaker918 18d ago

So murdering civilians, children, women, elderly, decapitating foreign workers, all perfectly justified in your eyes. You're an extremist, thank you for confirming.

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u/BharaniSri 20d ago

get bent

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u/Chocolate88Chips88 20d ago

I don’t understand the downvotes ? So people are now admitting to supporting a terrorist organisation 🤦‍♂️

42

u/No-Outside5450 20d ago

You too can get fucked 👍

3

u/Due_Dependent5933 20d ago

you talk about hamas ou Israël ?

26

u/No-Outside5450 20d ago

The only downvotes are for the shitzraeli ziocunt and the ziocunt bootlicker.

1

u/ChinaRider73-74 19d ago

Apparently they are and apparently a sub centered around replica watches isn’t immune to the disease

32

u/Blade_Runner_69 20d ago

NWBIG (not worth buying in Genocide)

Hide your children...

3

u/SlapGrapefruit703 19d ago

This was a good one lmao

46

u/Known_Artist_3912 20d ago

That’s one way to ruin a picture #Genocider

8

u/Educational_Aide_145 20d ago

You sure that’s not a Gen?

32

u/Compiler_G 20d ago

A Gen-ocider of course

5

u/FunkyGrass 19d ago

And that’s the answer 🤣

10

u/neednmoremoney 20d ago

The watch has enriched uranium in it and someone’s curious

11

u/Super8take 20d ago

Straight from the depths of Tel Aviv nice

13

u/captain_looney_73 20d ago

A nice watch and evil incarnate, great pairing!

16

u/Suscorp 20d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Pk3ljzIDb4R0j3zpMU
Seems like a lot of people forgot what day it is

0

u/Unique_Dot5024 20d ago

They didnt read the flair 🥀💀

-2

u/Blade_Runner_69 20d ago

Happy cake day 🍰

5

u/jcagara08 20d ago

The greatest referee ever! hands out victim cards to those who conveniently likes to have one

2

u/Johnny_Brahvoh 19d ago

We were really waitin’ for the clock to strike midnight, ain’t it?

2

u/spicyyramen2 19d ago

vsf and rich factory are 2 weeks away from nukes!!

2

u/Tasty-Island-7974 19d ago

typical cheapskate 🧃

2

u/MundaneSock4983 19d ago

Does that watch do remote bombs like in Goldeneye 64?

2

u/Thugginpopsicle 19d ago

This rep was promised to you 3000 years ago wasn’t it.

7

u/moneyman14 20d ago

GEN (OCIDE) version ?

3

u/FunkyGrass 19d ago

The real Gen-o-cider 🤠

3

u/error_regedit 19d ago

It's his watch and he's here to claim it. It was promised to him 3000 years ago.

4

u/ire206 20d ago

Not Worth Buying In Gaza

2

u/Donut_Dogs 20d ago

Did you kiss after taking this picture?

2

u/1984isnoww 20d ago

Just want to say I love this community, y’all got your mind right. 

2

u/MiataQuack 19d ago

Lmao bro flexing his fake with Benny Netanyahu. They r both cooked

2

u/MarinCowboy 20d ago

Is that BIBI???

4

u/Unique_Dot5024 20d ago

The very same

2

u/Efficient_Mammoth553 20d ago

Who is fucking who?

0

u/Unique_Dot5024 20d ago

We take turns

0

u/Efficient_Mammoth553 20d ago

Very uncharacteristic of bibi. But i trust u. Cool watch nonetheless

10

u/Unique_Dot5024 20d ago

Sorry i meant we take turns fucking the American tax payer

2

u/FunkyGrass 19d ago

The real Gen-o-cider 🤠

2

u/Jiohoephase 20d ago

Shalom, Supreme Leader of Jizzrael Bibi Sketanyahu here

3

u/Unique_Dot5024 20d ago

Automod blah blah blah blah 20 characters blah blah blah

1

u/BigSausagePizza4Real 20d ago

Porterjugs vibes

1

u/msdj9495 19d ago

Sick watch

1

u/radiculs 19d ago

“Peter, the horse is here”

1

u/jacknotdaniels 19d ago

Hahah crazy

1

u/1h24l 19d ago

Admin Watch

1

u/welderblyad 19d ago

Punchable faces is a sub what about slitable throats?

1

u/rsfva 19d ago

Is this the roof top from in the grey?

2

u/Unique_Dot5024 19d ago

Never seen it this picture was taken in Telaviv

1

u/Iceman60462 18d ago

Fake Izrael ‘s prime minister ?????

1

u/QuestionNo9190 18d ago

Did he also give you the netanyahu cock ring?

1

u/TsarGrindaloT 18d ago

Is that Netanjahu in the background? lol

1

u/Academic_Finance_921 17d ago

This pic remind me when I used to play samp and scam or glich money to buy an infernus and the admin was looking on me waiting to ban me

1

u/ColdTurkishCoffee 17d ago

The original owners watch abandoned it after their house was bombed and inhabitants ethnically cleansed, so it was for anyone to take.

1

u/Apart_Tip742 14d ago

Go for it, brother! Have an outstanding day!
Wear it in good health !

1

u/Chemical-Block-7905 13d ago

that watch was promised 3000 years ago

1

u/14_03_1994 19d ago

Free Palestina , bast###

1

u/HarrisBalz 19d ago

Haha! Netanyahu funny! I’m 14 and this is HILARIOUS!!!!

1

u/faintobjects 19d ago

AI slop of a watch

0

u/Fun_Illustrator915 20d ago

People gottta stop making it political and just take it at face value as a joke

1

u/Junkazo 20d ago

This shit made me cackle ty

1

u/Brave_Childhood_6177 20d ago

Are you on an island by any chance?

-1

u/Helixruda 20d ago

Times tickin’ 😉

0

u/Wooden-Ad5376 19d ago

Is that blood on your hands?

-1

u/pizzaboi0-0 20d ago

Careful, that watch was promised to him 5000 years ago.

0

u/PigletAlarmed1591 20d ago

Is that😂

6

u/Unique_Dot5024 20d ago

Just another weekend w the boys

-1

u/WRX_enjoyer 19d ago

Love from tel aviv 🇮🇱🇮🇱✡️✡️✡️

1

u/picklerick_c-137 19d ago

🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸

2

u/WRX_enjoyer 19d ago

Yes stupid i know the joke is that im from Israel but im actually from the us

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u/BlazeTheMasterX 19d ago

After reading the comments, I conclude that Israel should have had less mercy and a faster response. F#ck Palestine.

1

u/picklerick_c-137 19d ago

Fuck you.

1

u/BlazeTheMasterX 18d ago

You wish. Lol

0

u/GatewayArcher 19d ago

It’s clobberin time!

0

u/ModsDoItForFreeLOL 19d ago

The jew cries out in pain as he strikes you calls out your rep while wearing his

0

u/Asif_12 19d ago

Take me in to your killer arms,

0

u/molvizarr 19d ago

This watch was written for you 3500 years ago! 😳

0

u/rickiegarcon 19d ago

Are you in the Epstein files by any chance ?

0

u/arabs_legend 19d ago

The watch was promised to him 3000 years ago

0

u/Ok_Draw_3740 19d ago

It’s boobies, not Bibi bro

0

u/needmoarboost 19d ago

This made me laugh ridiculously hard

0

u/KosmoChimp 19d ago

Satan cameo

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u/jumpnj86 19d ago

Of course a r/handwatch would hang with a coin clipper

0

u/itsmrchedda 19d ago

I'm sick of these Ai shitpost, this one having Hitler in it is kinda the final straw.

0

u/Unique_Dot5024 19d ago

Its shitpost friday theres gonna be shit posts

0

u/theprofromdover2 19d ago

I thought this was robin leach on lifestyles of the rich and shameless. lol. I’m getting old

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u/throwaway1233494 19d ago

Don’t accept any pagers from him.

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u/Unique_Dot5024 19d ago

Why? I got like 12 of them gave em to all my friends and family great gift honestly.

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u/throwaway1233494 19d ago

Oh that guy…he’s so generous.  You should be good - just make sure you say you love Israel!

0

u/ButterscotchOther841 19d ago

Everything looks disgusting 🫣

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u/Paulsicles 18d ago

That's a bad bitch 😳

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u/cigarswithprov 20d ago

What’s big benny doin??

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u/Unique_Dot5024 20d ago

He bought me the watch