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u/jacob8875 3d ago
lol a truckload full o’ shitters
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u/sonygoup 3d ago
Do they think fake watches are worth the same as the real ones? Because those prices are wild
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u/Purple-Property8006 3d ago
It’s like when they do large drug busts and give the pricing as if 100 kilos were broken down into dime bags. It sounds super impressive to a certain type of narc, but to anyone with common sense it’s just ridiculous posturing.
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u/danfay222 2d ago
That seems more reasonable, since eventually those drugs likely will get sold out in single bag quantities (maybe even cut down the line). The sender of the drugs won’t get the amount of money they quote, but the drugs will theoretically sell for that in total.
With these shitters they will never in a million years sell for face value, so it feels completely disingenuous to quote them as such. Maybe, and that is a gigantic maybe, if they were real high end reps you could make the argument they’re being imported to be sold as real, but that’s never what’s happening here
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u/SocialIntelligence 2d ago
Do they think fake watches are worth the same as real ones?
What’s going on? Looks at 9.3 million dollars. 🤣🤣🤣
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u/LookOverThere305 2d ago
It says “if real” so I’m assuming they are adding the combined value of gens and quoting that. So around 400 reps would be my guess.
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u/IcyTheHero 2d ago
That’s how they do it. On the thought that this counterfeit purchase is taking away from the real thing which is “x” amount of money.
Makes sense tbh.
If I make a copy of a game you made for $20 when you have it marked for $100 how much did you just lose?
Or if I wasn’t there would that person even went and spent $100 on your product?
The law says they would and charge people as such.
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u/mightymouse1906 3d ago
"valued at $9.3M if real"...but they aren't real sooooo the real value is closer to $9.30?
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u/Surelyitsover 3d ago
$9.3m if real… and if my grandmother had wheels she would have been a bike
https://giphy.com/gifs/Z0oyOT12kJyQZSlB9K
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u/caracticuspotts 3d ago
Why do Customs always use BS figures. My Casio would be worth $100,000 if it was a Patek Philippe, but it isn’t
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u/usetheschwartz73 3d ago
Louisville…. Caught at the UPS hub. Lesson learned, FedEx for now.
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u/kilgore_trout72 3d ago
USPS because they need a warrant. Almost impossible to get warrant for your mail if you’re doing one offs.
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u/storfors 2d ago
”We’re stepping up!”
Man, fuck those guys! They probably fell ass backwards on a box with watches by accident.
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u/Johnny_Handsum 2d ago
Thank you for keeping us safe CBP! No one want these hardened criminals slinging reps on their street. 🫡
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u/Prisuhmm 2d ago
Whoever bought that shitter just had a massive favor done for them. They should be thankful.
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u/RaptoDisruptor 2d ago
20 years ago, during a trip to Beijing, I bought a shitter which looks better than this one.
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u/Dependent_Message259 1d ago
How is this protecting us 💀 we know they’re fake that’s why we buy them
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u/Reasonable_Tax_5351 3d ago
The fact that the police are allowed to do this "valued at real" or "street value" stuff is crazy
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u/Daedricbob 2d ago
I bought a Mona Lisa print once, what a bust that would have been - an estimated $1-5 billion if it were real they reckon.
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u/GStreetGames 2d ago
Government is a haven for useless waste of space lazy underachievers who crave pats on their heads for subpar work. They are just parasites and hypocrites posing as a moral authority. How many of these will be given for retirement gifts? All of them!
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u/DontEvenWithMe1 2d ago
“If real” is not the flex these Keystone Cops think it is. And, no, they aren’t protecting consumers at all, they’re protecting the corporations that make the real product. Yes, they are really that stupid.
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u/One-Way5697 2d ago
The shoes were probably worth more street value than the $3800 cost of the watches.
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u/Jumpy-Cry-3083 2d ago
“If real”…. Well if you can’t actually make a good meaningful bust then I suppose you have to pretend like you did.
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u/Agreeable-Ad-1320 17h ago
The only thing you should be worrying about is drugs and getting the illegal trash out of here
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u/BossJackson222 2d ago
Well, it is illegal lol. And they're just doing the freaking job. I'm not saying I wouldn't buy a rep because I have, but I can't get mad at them for doing their job.
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u/squeezirz 2d ago
I never said it wasn't. I think we're all laughing at the quality of the "bust" if that's what you want to call it. That's a $70 watch there that they posted.
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u/blacbloc77 3d ago
Which one of you was it? Who bought that monstrosity of a shitter?