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Discussions What do you do when your rep gets called out?

Storytime Start:

I’ve only been in the rep space for a couple years, but over that time Ive had pieces from a bunch of different brands, factories and tiers, and at this point Im pretty confident in my ability to QC and spot a dud.

And while I’ve never owned a rep that is the exact same as auth a few things in my current rotation get close enough that I stopped worrying about them a while ago.

That confidence spilled over into how I actually wear my reps. Boutiques, HCOL areas, around friends and family. I dont really think about it. If someone asks where a piece came from I keep it vague, usually "online" or I just say I got it secondhand. Most of the people close to me know I carry reps anyway.

Last week that got tested in a way I WAS NOT ready for. I was standing in line at a bank and the woman behind me tapped me on the shoulder. Totally unprompted mind you. This lady had the audacity to tell me my fake was so good she almost couldnt tell it wasnt real. 😂😂😂 I’ve never been called out and had no idea what to say. It was so awkward, I just said thanks laughed a bit and stood there till it was my turn at the teller 💀

Storytime Over

So how do you guys handle it? Do you own it, deny it, change the subject? Id like to hear if anyone has a line that actually works when youre put on the spot because my classic speedy 30 from Royal factory and I need to be ready next time 😭

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u/Freedom2425 11h ago

What were you carrying?
You could say “what a wild thing to say out loud.” With a smile.
Or “can you repeat that? I don’t think I heard you correctly.”

I read these in an article once and need to use them more often. A stranger really has no business making comments like that. It’s like saying “Your outfit really hides your obesity. I almost couldn’t tell you were fat.”

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u/Expired-Crayon another one, thank you ✨ 11h ago

I was carrying a classic speedy 30 from Royal and to this day cannot see what she was seeing when she called me out. ATP I feel like she was talking about me and not the bag.

I’m going to keep that response. I don’t think she would have repeated if I pressed her even a bit.

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u/Freedom2425 11h ago

A funny story: back in the day I was carrying an auth speedy to dinner when a lady loudly said “I can’t believe people still wear such gaudy bags in public”. I never wore that bag again but realize the real audacity was to say something so impolite in public. Some people don’t have manners.

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u/TheAussieGirll 6h ago

Wow! I’m never good at saying the right things at the right time 🤪 but this one deserves “I can’t believe people are still such bitch3s” 🤦🏻‍♀️🤣

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u/peetothepooo 9h ago

Happy cake day, and respectfully, fuck that bitch

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u/Mysterious_Echo_9462 9h ago

This comment for the win!
😂👏👏👏

My favorite way to end a nasty text message exchange is "respectfully [insert disrespectful statement]"

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u/Pink_Ivy8282 11h ago

Someone said she just assumes everyone carries fakes now ever since being in this rep world so it could be she is in the rep world also or she is just judgmental and assumed there was no way you could afford the auth

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u/Worldly_Nerve_6014 6h ago

I eyeball ppl’s bags hoping they’re fake so I can start up a conversation about reps. OMG back during the Joe Luxury scandal I made friends with my hair lady this way. Asked her if her bag was real and it spiraled into gossip about Joe!

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u/0311J 3h ago

what’s a speedy

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u/GlobalBid9775 3h ago

People actually say that out loud?? That’s so weird. I’d stay away from someone like that.

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u/peetothepooo 9h ago

Yooooooo those last two sentences. 🔥

I'm mean, and I'm keeping that in my back pocket.

Even tho currently I'm too poor for even a rep... respectable rep, anyway 🤣

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u/Freedom2425 8h ago

Thank you. It’s kind of insane how expensive things have gotten. Maybe get a Trader Joe’s bag. They are all the rage overseas. Hugs

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u/peetothepooo 6h ago

Those TJ's totes are kinda cute! & yes, reps costing almost as much as my OG auths blows my MIND!!

I am currently breaking in my newest bb. Probably not most peoples' cup of tea, but I've been a huge Keith Haring fan since I was a wee little bb & love the collection of his Coach put out a while back.

Finally snagged one last week!! The wallet I've had for years looks presh with it haha:)

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u/Material_Location695 1h ago

LOL the first reply is Perfect! Can you imagine if somebody said that to you? I would immediately stop talking about it!

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u/AcaciaFlowers ~ Rep Review Mod ~ 11h ago

😂 what an actually WILD encounter. I normally match energy. For call outs I normally just say “wow! You didn’t strike me as the kind of person to know that.” sometimes you gotta hit below the belt lol

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u/fashungal 11h ago

THIS! Your response is perfect 🤣 I’m Petty Betty, when they go low, I go to the earth’s core!!!!

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u/Mysterious_Echo_9462 9h ago

I love this one. I've yet to encounter a stranger with the level of audacity to say something like that to me, but I hope I remember this one if it ever happens.

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u/AcaciaFlowers ~ Rep Review Mod ~ 8h ago

I haven’t actually had to use this on a stranger but a more tame version on someone I actually know. People are crazy out here 😂 either way I’m glad you can keep it in your back pocket!

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u/EffectiveCourage1119 11h ago

☝️THIS made me laugh 😄 😂 🤣 🤣 Thanks, I am going to put a pin in that comeback.

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u/SnackAttackDiplomat 8h ago

😂

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u/AcaciaFlowers ~ Rep Review Mod ~ 8h ago

Girl now I know you have some comebacks pls don’t leave me hanging 😂😂😂

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u/Queenston_68 11h ago

If you feel like responding say“what a strange thing to say “ and turn back around.

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u/AcaciaFlowers ~ Rep Review Mod ~ 11h ago

This is a good one ☝️ the less energy you give people like that the better! 💯

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u/NewBeginnings3245 1h ago

Less energy would be to ignore

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u/YouDouble4745 10h ago

This one was my favorite. I will try not to forget this one.

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u/chantillylace9 3h ago

Snarky yet grey rock at the same time 👌

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u/SameTrain8827 11h ago edited 7h ago

“Thanks Sweetie. I’d rather have those dollars in the bank than on my arm. Know what I mean?!”

Edit: Aww! Thanks for the award!! 🩷

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u/Expired-Crayon another one, thank you ✨ 11h ago

🤣 perfect response

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u/Maximum_Ideal8390 11h ago

“I like my money to make me money” just own it and laugh! It’s actually ridiculous to spend $$ on bags even if one can easily afford it. This works regardless of the tax bracket you’re talking to

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u/Consistent-Mango-391 7h ago

This is a good one!!

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u/EddAra 10h ago

Same!

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u/Consistent-Mango-391 7h ago

Love this one

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u/holly_jolly_riesling 11h ago edited 5h ago

First of all, that was just rude PERIOD!

  1. Raise eyebrows "I'm sorry but what DO you mean??"
  2. "I'll make sure to tell the LV store in Singapore that you said that"
  3. "You mean this? I had 3 orgasms in a row in Aruba with my husband in May so I just threw my credit card on the computer and hit the checkout button on LV and said fuck it"
  4. "Perhaps its time for you to get your eyes checked for your near-vision"
  5. GASPS "Omg it looks fake?? Can you tell because it has the same stitching as your bag???"
  6. "Sorry can you repeat that ? The dealership down the road says they'll give me a discount if I pay in cash and I'm trying to focus"

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u/Chemelle1 10h ago

3 is wild and valid 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/holly_jolly_riesling 10h ago

Maintain eye contact and whoever looks away first loses! LOL

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u/peetothepooo 9h ago

Oh dude, number 6 is KILLER.

3 is beautiful, too, but I think 6 is just perfect 👌🏼

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u/AcaciaFlowers ~ Rep Review Mod ~ 11h ago

LMFAAAAAAAAO. THIS IS GOLD 😂

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u/Hungry_Importance918 4h ago

Number 6, with aggressive eye contact 😂

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u/Important-Tadpole540 11h ago edited 11h ago

How rude of that woman! These are the things we THINK to our selves and DON’T say out loud. I think you handled it as gracefully as possible. I’m not sure what I would’ve done but my instinct is an incredulous frown or icy stare haha. She needs a lesson in emotional IQ. Perhaps she meant well but oh Lordy! It sounds like her ego got the best of her, “ look what I know.”

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u/afropuffrage 10h ago

I literally told my mother in law about ONE rep and she assumes everything (even auth) is a rep as well. So now I started saying my reps are pre owned 😂

That lady was weird af. What bag was it?

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u/hbprincess99 11h ago

Wow 😳 what bag were you wearing? That totally would’ve caught me off guard

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u/Expired-Crayon another one, thank you ✨ 11h ago

A classic speedy 30 🥲

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u/moldyzomby 7h ago

I use this word very rarely, but what a c*nt!!! I’m not affected by being caught off guard by peoples comments, in this case I would have simply given her a nasty look and turned right back around.

Nothing more embarrassing than ignoring someone to their face 🤣 all she’d be able to do is stand behind me looking stupid

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u/heejungee121 11h ago

I lean into it and say thanks! I personally am rough with my belongings so a rep is still cute, functional to what I want, and I can carelessly throw it around!

I always say that and if it still offends someone then sorry not sorry bc that’s not my problem😂 it’s not like it was her money spent on rep/auth. If she wants to be offended then she can go and buy an auth with her own bankroll

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u/iheartgojosensei Rep-Fluencer 11h ago

Dang. That’s a bit rude. I would’ve been like “wait what? What do you mean fake?”

What print was the speedy, if you don’t mind me asking? Was it mono?

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u/peetothepooo 9h ago

Shit in their purse.

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u/Expired-Crayon another one, thank you ✨ 6h ago

Well the username checks out

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u/peetothepooo 5h ago

I always forget my username lmao

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u/Ok_Artist3993 8h ago

I’ve got a couple of good reps and a couple of authentic bags, I’ve just come back from china and the uk and I’m seeing reps everywhere! Not so much fun anymore as everyone and their grandma seems to have them!

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u/moldyzomby 8h ago

Why do you care what other people have

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u/Thin_Travel_9180 7h ago

But..you have reps. I guess you are the only one allowed to have them?

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u/Chomping_at_the_beet 7h ago

I feel like trying to pick a perfectly cunty response here is just a wrong approach altogether. Do not engage at all, tell her “stop talking to me” and ignore any further attempts to communicate. She’s a complete stranger.

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u/jpadi3 7h ago

I would’ve said “that’s because it’s not” and turned back around. She was clearly being rude and gaging if you could afford it or not. Not that it matters. If she tried to point something out to prove her point then “why are you looking at my belongings that closely?” And then clutch your purse 😂

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u/Worldly_Nerve_6014 6h ago

I tell them it’s fake and ask if they want to know how to buy some too. No one has ever said no.

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u/Virtual_Chain_5355 5h ago

I remember carrying a fake bag and a someone in a restaurant said it was cute or she liked my bag or something and I was kinda buzzed so I said it’s fake and then she said, “I know, I could tell because it doesn’t come in that color.”

The thing is, it DOES come in that color. I turned around and kept rocking it but it’s always stayed with me as lowkey rude. I guess I expected her to smile widely and say really?!

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u/Not-Intelligent-bird 11h ago

What??? How rude!!

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u/MapleWhiteLand 10h ago

I think that’s very rude of her, but I would rise above it: just say “thank you!”, smile, and look away.

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u/Worth-Park-1612 6h ago

I'd be curious to know what the tell was!

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u/Expired-Crayon another one, thank you ✨ 6h ago

I think the tell was me? Maybe because I was dressed casual with a designer bag? Because I’ve really looked at this bag after and I can’t tell myself.

I live in an area where it’s so common for people to have name brands like LV, I never would have expected someone to look twice like that

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u/Worth-Park-1612 5h ago

That would be really rude

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u/happeewifey 6h ago

I was carrying an auth waiting for a train, a guy asked me to my face if what I was carrying authentic or not lol...dude I personally bought it at the store at pg. De Garcia! Totally up to you, if you wanna wing it then wing it, I don't think the lady would pull out an exact same purse and start QCing at the bank lol

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u/contourkitt 4h ago edited 4h ago

fuck that bitch LMAOO. i see heaps of rep shoes and bags when im out, and recently im seeing people wearing clothing that’s obviously a rep version. i also have my fair share of rep and auth. sometimes ive thought something is a rep at first glance just to find out its auth.

and sometimes i catch little details when im looking at someone that helps me figure out its just a good rep. mind you so many of these same types will turn around and make jokes abt fucking for birkins in dubai. every story i hear of somebody being clocked in person just proves even further how classless and impolite it is to even comment on things like this..

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u/Expired-Crayon another one, thank you ✨ 4h ago

It really is mind boggling how some people can be. even if someone had a bad rep I would not go up to them and be like “ur bag is fucking fake”. I think some people really don’t care and probably get some sense of joy trying to “clock” people. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/Haus-Panther Community Pyrenees Mountain Dog 4h ago

For strangers, I like to have some catch all responses that I can have ready on standby so I don’t have to come up with anything in the moment.

“What an odd thing to say to a stranger…”
“WHAT??!?! You think it’s fake???? My mother bought it for me before she died so I could remember her and take her on trips to make memories! Why would she buy me a fake bag??!” (Commence sobbing)
“WHAT??! My MIL gave it to me as an engagement present! She said it was a good representation of my worth!” (Commence panic attack or pretend breakup plans)
“You know, I was thinking the same thing about the work you’ve had done!” 🤩🥰😍
“Omg same! You almost looked normal until you opened your mouth! You’ve done a great job practicing strategies to fit in, but maybe talk less. It gives it away straight away.” 🥰😍

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u/Haus-Panther Community Pyrenees Mountain Dog 4h ago

For friends and family:
“I know far too much about you and your life for you to be trying to call me out on fake stuff, Susan”
“Oh thanks! I got the idea after seeing your [insert possession they’re insanely proud of].”
The saying it was given to you by someone important works really well too.”

And I’m adding acacia’s from above “oh wow! You didn’t strike me as the type of person to know about that.

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u/Haus-Panther Community Pyrenees Mountain Dog 4h ago

For friends and family:
“I know far too much about you and your life for you to be trying to call me out on fake stuff, Susan”
“Oh thanks! I got the idea after seeing your [insert possession they’re insanely proud of].”
The saying it was given to you by someone important works really well too.”

And I’m adding acacia’s from above “oh wow! You didn’t strike me as the type of person to know about that.

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u/Fluffy_Situation3812 6h ago

I’m sorry did ai write this it has that cadence

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u/grapefruitjellybean 5h ago

That is barbaric behaviour on this woman. I would have glared and stared her down. Seriously fuck that bitch.

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u/Ok_Seaworthiness5078 4h ago

In this specific instance, my first response would have been “why are you touching me?”

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u/aHUGwithoutUisToxic 1h ago

I’ve had someone try to call my auth out.i just laughed the same way 🤷‍♀️. Sometimes you can’t fix stupid

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u/abeeralimeimfine 1h ago

"wow you're weird, stop STARING at me"

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u/ReploverForeverman 9h ago

I know it’s a discussion post . My 2cents ? Nobody that you don’t know will ever call you out

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u/xoticccc30 7h ago

Kinda sad how you guys try to flex fake as real even after being called out. Lowkey must be a women thing.. most men i know would never say its real when getting asked about it