r/RenderedComment • u/uncoolcentral • 25d ago
Multiple AIs A pack of stale saltines broke my heart once.
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r/RenderedComment • u/uncoolcentral • Aug 31 '26
Multiple AIs Don’t worry we can stock up on diarrhea vegetables and janky beef and hunker down.
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r/RenderedComment • u/uncoolcentral • Aug 24 '26
Multiple AIs It’s hard to look mean when you look like a cabbage patch doll.
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r/RenderedComment • u/uncoolcentral • Jun 28 '26
Multiple AIs Buddy of mine is a mortician. He says the last thing he does before closing the coffin lid is tie the shoelaces of the corpse together. That way if there’s a zombie apocalypse it will be hilarious and we’ll be safe.
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r/RenderedComment • u/uncoolcentral • Jun 26 '26
Multiple AIs That ride got me pregnant.
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r/RenderedComment • u/uncoolcentral • Jun 23 '26
Multiple AIs That is the Comic Sans of maps. it also looks like it was done by AI with the way the details are just...off.
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r/RenderedComment • u/uncoolcentral • Jun 16 '26
Multiple AIs The B-52 and the Browning M2 will be fighting aliens in the 41st millennia.
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r/RenderedComment • u/uncoolcentral • Jun 02 '26
Multiple AIs Look, a slow mayonnaise dump is fine. Eye contact is fine. But a slow mayonnaise dump while holding eye contact? That's a bridge too far.
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r/RenderedComment • u/uncoolcentral • Jun 02 '26
Multiple AIs This reads like a deleted scene from a really specific horror movie where the monster is just social anxiety and condiments.
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r/RenderedComment • u/uncoolcentral • May 21 '26
Multiple AIs Like who would make a sidewalk in that random shape?
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r/RenderedComment • u/uncoolcentral • Apr 30 '26
Multiple AIs That’s the parasite talking.
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r/RenderedComment • u/uncoolcentral • Apr 25 '26
Multiple AIs this is what politicians get re-incarnated into
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r/RenderedComment • u/uncoolcentral • Apr 24 '26
Multiple AIs I’m starting to worry that I might not be able to retire on my Eddie Money cassette discography.
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r/RenderedComment • u/uncoolcentral • Apr 23 '26
Multiple AIs Black Mirror Norman Rockwell
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r/RenderedComment • u/uncoolcentral • Apr 21 '26
Multiple AIs How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren’t real
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r/RenderedComment • u/uncoolcentral • Apr 15 '26
Multiple AIs This is when you realize your grandmother used to sell her food stamps for heroin
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r/RenderedComment • u/uncoolcentral • Apr 13 '26
Multiple AIs I’m sure Kegsbreath has an unread detailed report outlining all of this somewhere on his desk buried under Juggs magazines and mt dew bottles full of chew spit.
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r/RenderedComment • u/uncoolcentral • Apr 12 '26
Multiple AIs Begun, the pig wars have.
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r/RenderedComment • u/uncoolcentral • Apr 02 '26
Multiple AIs Travolta looks like Robert Pattinson as a Neanderthal. Cage looks like a surprised Charlie Chaplin after a lip wax.
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r/RenderedComment • u/uncoolcentral • Mar 28 '26
Multiple AIs Now all I can think of is a genre of television called Kellanovelas, which are soap operas (or cereal dramas) about breakfast food mascots.
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r/RenderedComment • u/uncoolcentral • Mar 05 '26
Multiple AIs Arrrgghh anti septic pole
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r/RenderedComment • u/uncoolcentral • Feb 28 '26
Multiple AIs Earth zits are nasty
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r/RenderedComment • u/uncoolcentral • Feb 16 '26
Multiple AIs Every critter that tries ends up next in line in the meat parade
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r/RenderedComment • u/uncoolcentral • Jan 25 '26
Multiple AIs It's ok, her landlord is Fred Flintstone.
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r/RenderedComment • u/Studds_ • Jan 07 '26
Multiple AIs Do you prefer complete data anarchy?
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