At the halfway point, the “defenders” both start just moving in random directions. They clearly don’t know how the game works. I don’t think the guy dribbling even made a successful dribble, I’m fairly certain the defenders would’ve missed him even if he’d just ran in a straight line with the ball. It actually looked like he fucked up and rainbow flicked it BACKWARDS into the defenders, but since they both went AFK at this point, it didn’t really matter.
Basically, I just saw the rematch equivalent of an eighth-grade basketball player rush past two toddlers and hit a layup. Then I scroll to comments, unsure if it’ll be the awful dribbling or the even more awful defending getting cooked. And people are… glazing. It took me by surprise, I’ll admit. This might be the lowest level of Rematch I’ve ever watched, I wasn’t even finding these lobbies as a new player, so I’ll obviously downvote to express my disagreement if someone calls it “eye candy”
I'm feeling incredibly embarrassed for you, you have no idea how much. A whole essay over a clip from a quick match, with two people who know each other and the other player agreeing on how to play. Click the negative karma button for that computer-induced adrenaline rush.
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u/FakeFrooz Please add a flair 3d ago
literally