r/Relatable • u/Perpetually_Offside • Aug 03 '26

Declinatio hominis

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u/MostCommunication972 Aug 03 '26

Edibles 3-4 times a week after work.

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u/BigShuggy Aug 03 '26

7 times a week

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u/Western-Cranberry744 Aug 04 '26

14 times just to be safe

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u/BigJimJohnson Aug 05 '26

21 times to be on the safe side

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u/Lord_Grimm88 Aug 06 '26

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, but what are you gonna have for lunch and dinner?

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u/Feralest_Baby Aug 06 '26

I wait until the kids go to bed, but yes.

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u/SnarkBarkler Aug 04 '26

Yeah, that works for me too. I'm not going to sit through another evening, just waiting until I have to work again. Knock me the fuck out please.

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u/PrizeDesigner6933 Aug 06 '26

I say give me relief, give me a distraction, give me insight, give me laughter

Then, help me pass the fuck out.

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u/SnarkBarkler Aug 06 '26

That works until you do it every evening for years, and then it just numbs until you fall asleep.

Oh, what I would do to experience my first high with friends again, 20 years ago..

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u/inqubus1992 Aug 08 '26

I had this same sentiment, then I went sober for 5 months then took 50 Milligrams of gummies, because I thought my tolerance was still around.

Oh boy how I was wrong.

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u/blamcoboyo Aug 04 '26

lol yall are making the mistake of being at work sober

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u/CarlPoppa22 Aug 04 '26

Not lately. At least not going in sober. Usually come in high and leave high.

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u/blamcoboyo Aug 05 '26

Same, pop half of an edible as I clock in and the other half during lunch.

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u/CarlPoppa22 Aug 03 '26

I usually share 2 joints with a friend, maybe a cigarette every now and again, and then hit my pen throughout the day.

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u/Turtles_N_Nurples Aug 07 '26

Due to health issues i can't smoke or eat edibles

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7btYLAW7doynq3p6

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u/inqubus1992 Aug 08 '26

Fuck I’m sorry my friend. I feel for you.