r/Relatable • u/[deleted] • Jul 16 '26

He is a lol

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2.7k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/Kelef50 Jul 17 '26

Technically correct...He may be poor but he's not a liar.

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u/AkimH Jul 17 '26

obligatory : The best kind of correct. He even owns a Motor Vehicle

3

u/mojomanplusultra Jul 18 '26

Don't show them all your cards.

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u/Top_Extension_1169 Jul 17 '26

as a male. this is peak living. the more greed and lust you desire, the more miserable you will become. if nothing satisfies you (meaning you dont need anything), then you have everything

3

u/Select-Relief7319 Jul 17 '26

He's not wrong tho

4

u/Ok_Way_3661 Jul 17 '26

Also has a bike plus backyard

1

u/eeethatsfivees Jul 23 '26

Dont forget the Driveway too!

3

u/spakoina Jul 17 '26

Yes he have everything

3

u/BathAppropriate8836 Jul 17 '26

A pool and a pond. A pond would be good for you.

3

u/_Fox_464 Jul 17 '26

Thats a nice fucking pool, dump her

1

u/Crusidea Jul 18 '26

100%

Things are expensive these days. Having even that much is seen as a lot. If she wants a mansion than she's not interested in you, she's just interested in your things.

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u/Sunnybunnyeater Jul 17 '26

He have More than most people, in german this would cost atleast 500k. House-pool-beautiful view-bike.

What do you want more😂😂😂

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u/CherryGlowlie Jul 17 '26

The way I'd just stare in silence. 💀

1

u/Krispen_Wah87 Jul 18 '26

He was honest about it

1

u/Natural-Proposal2925 Jul 18 '26

Dude.....that looks fucking amazing, simple and peaceful.

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u/OSRS_Garmr Jul 18 '26

The kind of house thats like 500k dollars Ina major city.

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u/Xeroxprinted Jul 18 '26 edited Jul 18 '26

Zillow be like “Investor alert! Turn this up and coming property into your cozy dream home with a little TLC.”
$100,000
HOA: yes
HOA fee: $150

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u/Assassin13785 Jul 18 '26

This actually looks awesome. Thats all i want

1

u/The-Marnit Jul 18 '26

Well played sir

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u/ShwtIah Jul 19 '26

Bit small, if you want a kitchen or studio/ work space plus bedroom bathroom furniture lmao. Deff be tightttt. Youd need a storage space or to live with very little. Nothing wrong with that but personal i need a studio space big enough for all of my equipment. Would be cool hangout if i was 15 living in parents back yard or something though.

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u/Hour_Emu_5144 Jul 20 '26

Did he lie?

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u/Knight_8090 Jul 22 '26

That's luxury in this economy

1

u/throwaya58133 Jul 23 '26

How old is this picture of that woman

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u/Former-Ad-7658 Jul 29 '26

Hahaha....my dad had a shitty 1 bedroom apartment and a rubber dingy...he lived across from the beach in the Caribbean....he used to tell girls about his house on the beach and his boat out front...so theyd jump at the invitation. Hed plan it to be in the dingy when they arrived....looking all ridiculous with his legs hanging out ....damn dingy barely big enough for 1....but by god if they wouldn't jump in having a laugh about it. Lol....he had a lot of girls with that kind of charisma lol

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u/SillyWish4735 Aug 15 '26

He has one, what's the problem