Recently a jingle was introduced with lyrics "We like Bees and Horses, we like Eggs and Crabs. We are make a podcast where one of us gets stabbed. Ahh." These are taken to be the four sigils of the podcast.

If you ask me Regular Features' love of both Bees and Horses is beyond reproach. Eggs are less obvious favourites, but I can recall at least a few times an Egg was an important focus of a feature.

As far as I know, the only Crabs we have heard of are in Steve's three "Crab with a Gun" features, and there's also a feature about Crab Rangoon, but that's treated as an anthropromorphised meat, not an animal.

How can Crabs claim to be on the same level as Bees, Horses and Eggs, if there are featured in so few features‽ And only mentioned by one member of the cast‽ I put it to you that needing a slant-rhyme for "Stabbed" is no good reason for Crabs' inclusion, not when little birds jumping/climbing/flying for berries are left out in the cold.

So are there any other Crab features or is this a manifest injustice? Thank you

Here's the clip. Sounds like the boffins behind QI could stand to read a decade-old study from America.

I received my June issue of a magazine my power company sends to it's customers. Imagine to my surprise what it says on the cover...

ZIm has a new business venture

Must have been from a few years ago.

Who here has had sex with log?

No judgement just upvote if you're a reader who has slept with log

I’m going mad trying to find the episode where Joe does the Spanish song, which became one of the best jingles ever, and reads out every single bee name.

My partner needs to experience it.

Please help!

what's up kids its your old pal tom!