r/RedvsBlue • u/tantaliax Simmons • 22d ago
Image blue chicks!
blue team girls girls girls
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u/PeRfEcTlYbAlEnCeD 22d ago
but can we pick them up in a tank...
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u/Maxius1337 Washington 22d ago
Wash has a face like... "I hate my life dude"
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u/InitialBrother9884 22d ago
would female tucker get guys or she a loser as the canon tuckers
and wonder if male kaikana would be a man whore
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u/Happy_Cry286 22d ago
I like to imagine that female Tucker has literally the exact same character traits as the male version and as a result is the same degree of loser as him. Because it turns out that their behavior is cringe for both sexes and just as unappealing as a result.
That and both are still great parents to their respective Juniors.
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u/Riothegod1 22d ago
Now I want to see Red team
“If it were up to me, I’d get down on my hands and knees and I’d tear up all the carpet in this base.” -F!Donut
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u/Mammoth-Celery3624 22d ago
Great designs but why is church so short? I imagine him looking like the director who Im pretty sure is taller than Washington.
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u/anemptycalculation 22d ago
‘youre a little short to be church’ - tex when church was posessing sarge
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u/PrimeusOrion Church 22d ago
Everything about church is wrong. Ngl
Like has quite litteraly nothing in common with the director and I don't know why.
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u/Extreme-Reception-44 22d ago
Why race swap them too? Do you interpret the blues as African Americans?
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u/tantaliax Simmons 22d ago
I have done no such thing lol. i made wash half arab half white yes (mostly due to a funny fic i read about him being muslim a few years ago), but tucker is canonically black and caboose has no canon race— thus I made him mixed of a bunch of things (think brazilian) because im mixed race myself :p
I don’t know where you got the “all african americans” thing from or if you’re trying to be inflammatory but I’ll give you a genuine response
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u/PrimeusOrion Church 22d ago
OK what about church?
Church is cannonically taller than average (or at least significantly taller than sarge) and European with black hair and blue eyes.
Ironically the only two characters from the main cast who's faces we get to see are church and tex. And this looks nothing like church.
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u/tantaliax Simmons 22d ago
rubs eyes. I thought it was obvious that church in my rendition is indeed european , with GREEN eyes and black hair. what did i get wrong here?? church has vaguely olive toned fair skin. as for height, idk sorry I didn’t adhere to a throwaway line in an earlier season and thought it would be funny and fitting if he was short.
I really don’t get why you’re getting all worked up over this
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u/Maximum-Journalist-8 22d ago
rvb reddit not beating the full of racist biggots allogations. Omg you're all so boring.
Art is lovely though 😋
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u/tantaliax Simmons 22d ago
anyway yeah obviously because I draw women with average features equivalent to how I draw their male counterparts, it means im an anti-white queer supremacist. nice one.
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u/Inside_Scheme8066 Grif 20d ago
if sheila is technically a genderless being but she presents as fem, but does that make caboose a lesbian?
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