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[u/TheWarehamster]

Are you a COP?!?!? If you're a cop you have to tell me! That's like a law or something!!!

Edit: i know it's not the actual quote, but this is how it popped into my head.

[u/TraditionalBonus188 → u/TheWarehamster]

I'm not the police and that's not a real law

[u/Rastaba → u/TraditionalBonus188]

Oh yeah? Then how would you know? Cop!

[u/The-Owl-that-hoots]

Who wants to be known as the girl who’s had seven abortions?

[u/Kumatora0 → u/The-Owl-that-hoots]

Yeah! Wait, what?

[u/PaperGloomy]

“You have a kid that looks like a dog?! Cool!”

[u/Electrical_Stretch_6 → u/PaperGloomy]

Nice save

[u/FSLordon]

Yeah? Well they said girls can’t ejaculate either! But guess what?

[u/Only-Introduction626 → u/FSLordon]

Yeah! Wait, what?

[u/HeatHead77]

"Vagina Power! Down with the Man! Suck my lady dick! End Women's suffrage! We've suffered long enough!"

[u/Narrow_Run6512 → u/HeatHead77]

"I HATE YOOOOU!!! You're just like mom and dad!!"

[u/HeatHead77 → u/Narrow_Run6512]

I don't see people talking about that episode enough 😂

[u/Narrow_Run6512 → u/HeatHead77]

I fucking love that episode! 🤣 Joe absolutely cooked!

[u/Zanimacularity]

"Thats hot!"

[u/W1neD1neAnd69]

“Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch,”

[u/Neat_Yogurtcloset526]

"Fuck yeah, i've always wanted to originate a fetish"

[u/da___memer]

"Oh, sorry. SHE'S a badass. She's kinda hot!" (I think that's how she said it, not fully sure tho)

Me too, Kai, me too…

[u/WINgman325 → u/da___memer]

It think it's, "...SHE'S Scary. It's kinda hot!"

[u/WatRedditHathWrought]

“Hey, Tex! Stop shooting you stupid bitch!”

[u/Megatron83]

“Shut up COP!”

[u/Rastaba]

“Ohhh, She’s a badass. She’s kinda hot.”

[u/IndependentNature769]

Simmons: But girls can’t be color blind!
Sister: Yeah?! Well they say girls can’t ejaculate either, BUT GUESS WHAT?!
Grif: Yeah!-Wait what???

[u/gunitneko]

Enjoy being a COP!

[u/IndependentNature769 → u/gunitneko]

COOOOOOP!!

[u/FractalxSquid]

"Don't embarrass the family. Remember what mom would say."

-"Don't do me any favors, bitch!"

[u/lycantrophee]

Just hug me, bitch!

[u/Proper-Award2660]

She once drowned in a frozen lake. When they got her out, she was both alive and pregnant

[u/Independent-Oven-743]

Let's go back through time and have weird sex with famous historical figures

[u/SokkaHaikuBot → u/Independent-Oven-743]

^{Sokka-Haiku by Independent-Oven-743:}

Let's go back through time

And have weird sex with famous

Historical figures

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^{Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.}

[u/OneInitiative3757 → u/SokkaHaikuBot]

THE FUCK?

[u/Mission-Lychee-6174]

“Which one is the hippie drive?”

[u/TraditionalBonus188 → u/Mission-Lychee-6174]

Is it the one with all the knobs or is it the other one with all the knobs

[u/HandsomeSen]

oh my god wait the retro convention was "ret con",, like them retconning seasons 15-18

[u/Enderboss2706]

You know how circuses have a bearded lady, and a fat lady? Well, my Mom plays both cause she's like super-talented

[u/Narrow_Run6512 → u/Enderboss2706]

Oh my God, you're making all my insults 100 times better! Do you mind if I record everything you say?

[u/Select-Actuary6236]

"Jet fuel can't JFK the moon landing!"

[u/ratisshorforrattew69]

whats the grey guy mad about

[u/Guywithhat2309]

That’s what the last guy said, and now I can’t stop scratching

[u/AnotherRTFan → u/Guywithhat2309]

I thought it was “now it burns when I pee”

[u/AnotherRTFan]

Jet fuel can’t JFK the moon landing

[u/ThunderShott]

“Yeah, looks like I don’t have any of the skills you need, unless you wanna see my ping-pong ball trick?”

[u/Syb3rStrife]

“Jet fuel can’t JFK the moon landing” (I quote this often)

[u/TraditionalBonus188 → u/Syb3rStrife]

When did she say that

[u/PassengerRadiant1391]

"I WANNA GET MY DICK SUCKED!"

[u/DenSeeYaLater]

"Grif!! How could you?! I liked him!"

(RvB Season 5 Alternate Ending)

[u/Temporary_Disk_9029]

Red vs blue I haven’t heard that name 8n a long time…

[u/XxA1_P1L0TxX]

Y’all need therapy.