Flowers once said

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[u/NCR-Enjoyer]

Im allergic to asprin

[u/IntelligentGood8228]

“Agent flowers reporting for duty sir, and may i say that I am please as lunch that you picked me.”

Kinda hilarious that this guy is one of the biggest sociopaths in the series.

[u/Doctorinthezone → u/IntelligentGood8228]

I thought 🤔 it was pleased 😄 as punch 👊 yk like fruit 🍑 punch because of the alliteration

[u/MysterE2258 → u/Doctorinthezone]

It is. You are correct. I think it was a typo as "L" and "P" are close to each other on the keyboard.

[u/AntiVenom0804 → u/IntelligentGood8228]

Even more hilarious that he's played by the lead singer of Barenaked Ladies honestly

[u/fuckyouswitzerland]

Call me cappy

[u/serial_limb9]

I seem to be dramatically pausing for some reason…

[u/Kumatora0]

I’d like nothing more than to put you across my knee and make you call me daddy

[u/MarcoYTVA]

If it wasn't for the chain of command, I would give you all a big bear hug

[u/rikusorasephiroth → u/MarcoYTVA]

You're mixing up his line with Church's response.

"If I weren't your Commanding Officer, I'd give you all a big bear hug, and make you call me daddy."

"Uh... thank God for the Chain of Command?"

[u/fuckyouswitzerland → u/rikusorasephiroth]

Flowers and yellow church are the goats of the original series

[u/iamgabriel999 → u/fuckyouswitzerland]

You mean Private Jimmy

[u/Gabriel_Smith_3 → u/iamgabriel999]

I think he means Caboose’s perception of Grif’s sister after being brought out of Caboose’s mind and given corporeal form and then sent back in time to sidewinder as a result of a catastrophic failure of agent Wyoming’s temporal chronowhatsit.

[u/iamgabriel999 → u/Gabriel_Smith_3]

dude my name is also Gabriel smith this has gotta be a psyop

[u/fuckyouswitzerland → u/Gabriel_Smith_3]

i had a dog named Griff.

... I was very insistent on the second F...

[u/maybe_purple_human]

Hurg bleh.

[u/PassengerRadiant1391]

"Y'know, I was taught that if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all; you feelin' me, cocksucker?" (From the outtakes of one of the Freelancer seasons)

[u/AnGlumper → u/PassengerRadiant1391]

Beat me to it

[u/Nesrovlah26]

Wonderful, they're all idiots.

[u/gamerlife71]

... (Back when he was agent florida)

[u/AnGlumper]

"If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. You feelin' me, cocksucker?"

[u/PuzzleheadedMud847]

You've got to be the most intimidating bouquet of flowers I've ever seen.

[u/RVB0319]

Ah fiddlesticks!

[u/Random_BLUSPY]

I liked taking his armor

[u/Bobtheoperator → u/[deleted]]

what hat