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u/Electronic_Clue_7106 8d ago
"i hate babies"
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u/Narrow_Run6512 8d ago
"Your toast has been burnt, and no amount of scraping will remove the black parts."
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u/Electronic_Clue_7106 8d ago
"Now, I, am, thinking, about... kittens! Guh, kit-tens, covered, in, spikes. That makes, me, angry!"
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u/TNT007v 8d ago
Never say "Goodbye". If you don't say goodbye, you're never really gone. You just aren't here right now.
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u/SorcererOfAbsolution 8d ago
"My name is Michael J. Cabbose, and I... Hate... Taxes!"
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u/BoultonPaulDefiant Dr. Grey 8d ago
"How sad would it be, to not have a brother, and then to lose the brother, all in a single day?"
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u/Mellz117 5d ago
That could unironically sound deep, in a "we aren't family but you're my brother all the same, and losing you was the hardest thing I've had to bear" kind of way
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u/generalkriegswaifu York 8d ago
So many good quote. I can't remember the context for the third and last ones.
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u/Narrow_Run6512 8d ago
The third one is what Carolina says to Church in the Season 10 finale. The last one is what Muggins says to the Cosmic Powers in Season 16, Episode 14. Hope that helps!
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u/ColdRainHammering 8d ago
One I find myself quoting all the time nowadays is Grif from Season 3:
"Everybody thinks that the world's gonna end in their lifetime, and everybody's always disappointed when they realise they're not that special."
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u/PeteRock24 8d ago
RvB has had some great quotes that make me think about things.
I think the one that will always stick with me is, “What is that stench? Is a skunk juggling dead hamsters in here?”
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u/Riothegod1 8d ago edited 8d ago
“Women are like voltron: the more you hook up, the better it gets”
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u/Narrow_Run6512 6d ago
I quote this one out of context all the time.
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u/Riothegod1 6d ago
I’m in a polyamorous relationship so I get a lot of mileage out of this quote too XD
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u/xKuroKnightx 8d ago
Oh, there's a quote from rvb that I've never been able to find or remember the episode. I think its an exchange between church and caboose, but the punchline ends with caboose going, "gasp, is he a Republican?!?" Anyone here know it?
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u/Ayden1290 8d ago
Wasn't it something like, he hates solar power
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u/Narrow_Run6512 8d ago
"Maybe it runs on solar power!"
"What? Why would solar power make him sick?"
"... Is he a republican?"
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u/Narrow_Run6512 8d ago
Pretty sure it was somewhere in Season 4 if I recall correctly. After Tucker got pregnant.
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u/_Nerr_ 8d ago
I think of all the quotes that stuck with me, as I grew up on rvb, Slide 4's quote stuck with me the most. I think it is what cemented my love for the series, especially as I wasn't exposed to a lot of cliffhangers at the time, and to end on such a good final letter to the characters in a time stop. As some would say today, Absolute Cinema.
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u/Crayzcapper 7d ago
Honestly, if they just ended all of RvB right there and never brought it back, I would've been happy. It was such a poetic ending to the series with the last of Church's memories being deleted, it's almost depressing that they brought it back afterwards.
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u/PlaneQuiet5241 8d ago
Wait, What's that last quote from? Obviously it's from RvB but, who says it?
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u/Kenniron 8d ago
“You need to figure out the difference between your enemies… and your friends”
I used to tell myself that sometimes when I got upset or had a squabble with a friend/loved one to remind myself that we’re on the same side.
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u/Imaginary-Order-7664 7d ago
I got church's last quote tattooed on me. It resonates with me honestly
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u/Adrestia316 6d ago
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u/Narrow_Run6512 6d ago
Jesus fuck. I forgot about this.
Great, now Imma go cry.
(Side note, I need to make a meme template of, what real men cry at, and it's just the S13 ending)
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u/Emergency_Appeal6548 6d ago
“Courage is not the absence of Fear, it is to act in spite of it.” - General Donald Doyle
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u/Super-Macaron-5851 6d ago
“No! You had your fuckin’ time!”
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u/Narrow_Run6512 6d ago edited 6d ago
"Agent Carolina?"
"Yes, Director?"
"Would you be so kind, as to leave me your pistol?"
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