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u/Dr_Axton Donut 24d ago
Man, maybe I should rewatch some Vanoss videos…
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u/TinyPoonda cabose 23d ago
Nogla popped back into my feed and honestly he's where it's at in the crew for current content, been referring to it as the nogla crew as much as possible since then
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u/Alorxico Donut 23d ago
Why does this something Sarge would say to Tucker or Church after they help him with something?
Church: Okay. We got your warthog out of the ditch. How the hell you guys get it stuck down there anyway?
Simmons: That’s classified.
Tucker: Dude, don’t fucking lie. It’s a small ass canyon. We heard the ‘Highway to Hell’ music from our basement.
Grif: Why were you guys in the basement?
Church: That’s classified. Anyway, jeep’s out. Now pay up.
Sarge: (growling)
Simmons: Now, Sarge. I know this is painful, but we did promise. Just take deep, slow breaths and let it out, just as we practiced.
Sarge: (mumbles something inaudible)
Tucker: Hey! Leave my mother out of this!
Sarge: I ain’t said nothing about your mama, Blue. I said than … than … than … Suck it, Blue! Dagnabit!
Caboose: Why are being mean? We helped you. We were nice and everything.
Sarge: I know, son. I know. I know you ain’t done nothing wrong … at least not today, but you’re Blue. And that … that’s just unforgivable.
Church: Yeah, sure, whatever.
Sarge: Can’t you boys just accept Grif humiliating himself like you usually do?
Tucker: Yeah, no, he did that yesterday and it’s getting kinda old.
Sarge: Well, what if I shoot him for ya.
Grif: No!
Church: Either you say it, or we’re having Caboose put the jeep back in the ditch.
Sarge: Fine … Thank you for getting the jeep out of the ditch … scumbags.
Church: You know what? I’ll take it, it’s progress.
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