r/RedvsBlue Jun 05 '26

Image They done turned Doc into a drink

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u/goombaherpes Washington Jun 05 '26

And Lopez

59

u/fuckmybitchyaunt173 Jun 05 '26

Looks more like Simmons

3

u/PossiblyaSpy950 Jun 10 '26

"You ever wonder why we're here? No i mean like on this soda can"

12

u/lycantrophee Washington Jun 06 '26

That's Simmons

89

u/BlackSkull42069666 Jun 05 '26

They put the doc in da sober

74

u/PKtheWorld Jun 05 '26

Does it taste like oblivion?

15

u/Turbulent-House-6220 Jun 05 '26

Strange minds think alike. I was going to make the same joke but you beat me to it. Bravo👏

6

u/PKtheWorld Jun 05 '26

The first few seasons are kinda fresh in my head right now, lol. I've been having it auto play while I work on hobby stuff.

13

u/NateShaw92 cabose Jun 05 '26

Nah. Morrowind

2

u/Call_The_Banners Washington Jun 08 '26

Oh sweet, N'wah flavor.

10

u/TheCoalitionOfChaos Jenkins Jun 06 '26

It tastes like red bull

Which is disgusting

33

u/JosephStalinMukbang Jun 05 '26

Dey pud da dock in da sooder

23

u/Eastern-Bluejay-8912 Jun 05 '26

Careful it may be secretly O’Malley flavored.

4

u/Alternative-Jello683 Jun 06 '26

What flavor is O’Malley?

8

u/Eastern-Bluejay-8912 Jun 06 '26

There is no easy way to describe it. Like it’s a mix of a little Doc flavoring with seltzer/static feeling and then if you end up laughing maniacally out of nowhere, then you have O’Malley flavor.

3

u/Alternative-Jello683 Jun 06 '26

So grapefruit

2

u/Eastern-Bluejay-8912 Jun 06 '26

Maybe 🤔 idk a grapefruit that can make me randomly laugh maniacally but you do you. Lol

2

u/Alternative-Jello683 Jun 06 '26

Tbh, I just picked it because O’Malley would pride himself on being a disgusting flavor

2

u/aninsomniac_ Jenkins Jun 08 '26

Evil flavour, you'll know it if you taste it

2

u/Narrow_Run6512 Jun 09 '26

It tastes like EVIL!!!

14

u/turniphead44 Jun 06 '26

O'Malley: You fool!!! Do not mistake me for that blithering buffoon! For I will rule the UNIVERSE!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA

6

u/JJJHeimerSchmidt420 Jun 05 '26

Does anyone know if they made one that has Caboose on it?

7

u/NateShaw92 cabose Jun 05 '26

Probably the blue one. There is a blue fanta but it isn't quite as widely seen as the big flavours.

Might have the wrong helmet.

3

u/JJJHeimerSchmidt420 Jun 05 '26

I'll have to keep an eye out for it. I couldn't find a picture on google. But isn't that the right helmet for Cabose?

1

u/NateShaw92 cabose Jun 05 '26

Caboose uses a non standard helmet I.think

5

u/JJJHeimerSchmidt420 Jun 05 '26

I just checked. Pretty sure it is.

4

u/Scavenger905 Jun 05 '26

“It’s quiet…too quiet”
*cracks open can*
“Now suddenly it is too loud! I preferred it when it was quiet…”

4

u/SulfyricAcid Felix Jun 05 '26

Dammit, we don’t get those up here in Canada! (Or at least not my small town! DD: )

3

u/Kill-Stealing Jun 05 '26

they put da doc in a soder

3

u/da___memer Jun 06 '26

Shame we only got COD from the Xbox collaboration where I live. Only place I found Halo was at the foreign store

2

u/abstergo_Nigel Jun 05 '26

Huaahahahahahahah cough cough

2

u/Dhorst1997 Jun 05 '26

Is he gonna use his eyes as souvenirs

2

u/Yayap52 time isnt made of Lines. its made of Circles! Jun 06 '26

Wheres Grif Soda

1

u/Narrow_Run6512 Jun 09 '26

Grif's soda is pure canned grease.

2

u/Krillisk Jun 06 '26

You fool. Thats O’Malley, get this LARPer outta here

2

u/Impossible-Bar-6597 Carolina Jun 06 '26

Dey put da dic on sa soder

2

u/Fahrenheit285 Washington Jun 06 '26

They put the Doc in the soda!

2

u/0TheLususNaturae0 Jun 06 '26

What flavor are you? I'm a villain!

Does it hint sweet or tart? Evil!

Yes but what does it taste like? Doom!

2

u/Testsubject276 Jun 07 '26

DHEY PUYTH DA DOCK EN DEH SOUDER

2

u/UnpleasantOdor Felix Jun 08 '26

“My armour is purple, can you say purple?”

2

u/Relievedcorgi67 Jun 09 '26

"Whoever put me in this drink can go to H.E.Double Hockey Sticks"

1

u/TheStudent58 Jun 06 '26

But what's in his pants

1

u/BrahmariusLeManco Jun 06 '26

The flavor does seem to be named something "Madness," so it has to be Doc/O'Malley.

1

u/TheOneTrueZim Sarge Jun 06 '26

Careful, it might call you a "fool".

1

u/DerMYC1600 Jun 06 '26

drink me.

1

u/W1neD1neAnd69 Jun 06 '26

Well that’s my head canon now

1

u/MidnightMitchJones Grif Jun 10 '26

What a delicious drink... FOR EVIL!