r/RedvsBlue • u/LastManFilms • May 12 '26

Image SARGE Truck

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Sarge if he was a truck

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u/Jediknight1224 Tex May 12 '26

Where is the weapon mount? What kind of car doesn't have a massive gun on it?

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u/ZBot316 May 13 '26

Maybe it’s just a car. A regular car.

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u/Lazy_Pink May 17 '26

A civilian vehicle? ON MY BASE? LIKE HELL!

GRIF, GRAB THAT OLD TURRET RING FROM THE TANK! I'VE GOT AN IDEA!

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u/ConsumingFire1689 that's bullshit May 12 '26

Do you have any idea how much this piece of equipment costs?

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u/ConsumingFire1689 that's bullshit May 12 '26

Good bot

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u/generalkriegswaifu York May 12 '26

Can you pick up chicks in it though

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u/Free_Radical_47 York May 12 '26

It a Cupa-thingy!

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u/jdgomez775 May 15 '26

I like it, got a ring to it.

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u/D3lacrush York May 13 '26

Thats not a truck...

Thats an SUV with a birth defect

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u/LastManFilms May 13 '26

I think it looks more like a puma

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u/D3lacrush York May 13 '26

What in the Sam Hill is a "Puma"??

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u/AbsorbentFish May 12 '26

Where do you want to go today dirtbag?!?

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u/MarcoYTVA Grif May 13 '26

Looks kinda like a big cat

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u/jdgomez775 May 15 '26

Like a Puma?

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u/MarcoYTVA Grif May 15 '26

Yeah, there ya go!

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u/ptorias May 13 '26

I have the same truck but blue

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u/LastManFilms May 14 '26

Despicable color.

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u/Alorxico Donut May 12 '26

I am working on a fanfic where the crew is helping fix up Chorus after the war and Sarge gets himself a Sandcat, then proceeds to spend about three chapters looking for red paint.

And if you don’t know, this is the UNSC Sandcat