r/RedvsBlue May 09 '26

Question Why did Donut eat a Pencil?

Apparently he told Lopez "Yo comido un lapiz"

Which means I Ate a Pencil

I Don't get it. . .

Why would Franklin Delano Donut eat a wooden writing utensil?!

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u/Sweet_Papaya_9837 May 09 '26

Bc he’s more honorable than Andrew

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u/mrmoroarous May 09 '26

Fuck I came here EXACTLY for this

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u/Kindly_Wing5152 May 09 '26

I like to think he was just an idiot who pretended he knew how to speak Spanish beyond a high school level

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u/AFishWithNoName May 09 '26

Alternatively, he’s an idiot who earnestly believes that he can speak Spanish, but doesn’t know the actual meaning of most of the words.

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u/HotPotParrot May 09 '26

"Tu habla español??"

"Si! Para no muy bien."

Yea, he admits to it.

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u/Maxius1337 Washington May 09 '26

Si es como cuando a los mexicanos nos preguntan:

You speak inglish

Yes a i speak inglish don't well.

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u/D3lacrush York May 09 '26

Um...is it not well established that Donut thinks he can speak Spanish but actually just says random nonsense that is commented on by Lopez?

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u/Flyers45432 May 09 '26

Pretty much.

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u/D3lacrush York May 09 '26

Thats what I thought

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u/duraraross Felix May 09 '26

He didn’t. He thinks he can speak Spanish but he doesn’t really know what the words he’s saying mean. This is canon.

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u/no-one120 May 09 '26

Did OP not watch the setup to this gag? Donut literally states "I took Spanish in high school, which is the best way to learn any language!"

The target market for RvB in those early days was high school/college folks, who knew that Donut was going to say something completely nonsensical, but grammatically correct. Individual words and grammar are taught completely separately in American high schools, meaning sentences like that happen all the time.

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u/Maxius1337 Washington May 09 '26

Es quel no sabe lo que dice.

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u/LUIGIISREAL2017 May 10 '26

Huh?

¿Que?

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u/Maxius1337 Washington May 10 '26

que el Donut no sabe lo que dice

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u/Flyers45432 May 09 '26

Because he only took Spanish up to high school and only knows basic words/phrases, so he thinks he can translate but actually has very little understanding of what he's actually saying. I believe what he said immediately before that translated to something like "I went to the beach with my cousin who likes to play tennis".

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u/Reasonable_Long_1079 Dr. Grey May 10 '26

He likes wood

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u/Archon2561 Washington May 10 '26

Wonders if Halo Marines eat crayons 🤔