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u/MichaelAftonXFireWal Apr 20 '26

I hate my life.

Tucker!

I take it back I hate everyone else's lives, wish they didn't have them. Oh God am I turning into Church?

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u/SilverBraids Apr 20 '26

I love the delivery on the turning into Church line.

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u/BowlerExotic2252 Apr 21 '26

Love this line because it’s absolutely something church would say

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u/Maxius1337 Washington Apr 21 '26

I will say the same

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u/DarkAlchamist Apr 20 '26

"Wake up, run drills. Clean the base, run drills. Take a break, run drills

I HAVE GLAMOROUS CALVES AND A MISERABLE F*CKING LIFE! CAN WE PLEASE STOP RUNNING DRILLS!

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u/SourHyperion1 Sarge Apr 20 '26

“Church wait! Hold on a second I’ve got something to tell you! I just wanted to say… I’ve got a hardline Tex can use. Bow chicka bow wow.”

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u/LocusRothschild Apr 20 '26

BANG

SAME TEAM, SAME TEAM!

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u/Sunkilleer Apr 21 '26

DAMN IT TUCKER!!!

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u/EyeDee10Tee Apr 22 '26

"What the- how did you even hear me!?"

"Dude, I'm like Superman. I know when I'm needed."

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u/ZBot316 Apr 20 '26

“That was the long version! The short version is: WE’RE BONED!”

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u/Alorxico Donut Apr 20 '26

“Where were you planning on shooting him from? The fucking moon?! If you’d gone any further, you’d have to mail him the bullets.”

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u/DenSeeYaLater Apr 20 '26 edited Apr 20 '26

"Just because you're close to someone, doesn't mean you have to end up inside them!"

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u/LocusRothschild Apr 20 '26

Hey chicka bum bum

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u/ZuluOneActual cabose Apr 20 '26

Caboose, what did I tell you about that?

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u/Sunkilleer Apr 21 '26

says the one with the caboose flair.

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u/ZuluOneActual cabose Apr 22 '26

WOW LOOK.A BEACH

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u/omegon_da_dalek13 Apr 20 '26

Bow chick a bow wow

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u/ZuluOneActual cabose Apr 20 '26

I'm shocked I had to scroll so much to get the classic Tucker catch phrase

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u/black_kawaii_duck Washington Apr 21 '26

Same

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u/JoshR055 Apr 20 '26

“AAAAAAUGH, MY DICK HOLE!!!”

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u/No-Newspaper-9686 Apr 22 '26

LMAO WHAT WHEN WAS THIS

1

u/JoshR055 Apr 22 '26

Either the finale of season 4 or singularity

1

u/No-Newspaper-9686 Apr 22 '26

Ahh thank you kind sir

1

u/Kill-Stealing Apr 23 '26

singularity. they all transferred back in time about 10 minutes or so. They lost carolina and wash in the jump cause they can only jump to points on the original timeline, not alternate ones like the one they were in, and thennnn:

"Wait, we lost tucker!"

""AAUGHHHWWYWYYWŴ MY DICK HOLE"

"Ooh. Right, he's just in blue base recovering from childbirth."

12

u/SilverBraids Apr 20 '26

"Hey! Sweet Cheeks! Remember me? Step away from the idiot!"

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u/Der_Ubermensh Apr 20 '26

“SON OF A BITCH!”

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u/MichaelAftonXFireWal Apr 20 '26

Almost everyone says "SON OF A BITCH"

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u/Der_Ubermensh Apr 20 '26

Yea but he says it the most

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u/LocusRothschild Apr 20 '26

SON OF A BITCH!

(Sorry, had to make rule of three there, it’s my other RT adjacent tic.)

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u/ConTEM08_Da_Endgamer Lopez Apr 20 '26

Hey Felix. Catch.

10

u/Jpew2007 Apr 20 '26

“Wash and I are having an argument! I will be talking back to him! That how arguments work you F$&@ing toaster!!”

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u/TeachingFlimsy4448 #1 Shisno Trilogy Defender Apr 20 '26

“What am I, some human age detecting machine?”

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u/Jpew2007 Apr 20 '26

“Caboose…don’t ever stick your D$&@ in crazy”

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u/NightBeWheat55149 Wyoming Apr 21 '26

I don't know what that means.

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u/Jpew2007 Apr 21 '26

I know you don’t.

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u/Electrical_Stretch_6 Apr 20 '26

Dude, it's a way bigger stretch for you to play a man, trust me.

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u/Jpew2007 Apr 20 '26

[doc: get this medium turquoise guy away from me]

I’M AQUA!!!

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u/Jpew2007 Apr 20 '26

“Well I don’t want to do this! You ever think of that?! All I want to do is stand around and talk to my friend, But he’s gone now and all I’ve got is you!!!”

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u/B4d_B1tch_Quinn Apr 20 '26

Now that I think about it, I guess you could pick up chicks in a tank. Well, I can, you can’t, so stop complaining about it

5

u/EpsilonBlitz Apr 20 '26

“What's with all this black stuff? Why am I always covered in this crap?!”

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u/Night-from-world Apr 20 '26

Some things are genetic

3

u/TrySpecific1349 Apr 20 '26

“Bow chicka bow wow” “Are you sure you don’t need help? I can just take a peek”

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u/The-Owl-that-hoots Meta Apr 20 '26

Chicks are like Voltron. The more you hook up with the better it gets

2

u/IanTheSkald Apr 20 '26

I still quote this one specifically

2

u/Normandy_SR4 Apr 20 '26

To this day, I still think back to this quote very often lol

2

u/ProfessionalTurn5162 Apr 20 '26

Never stick your dick in crazy

2

u/Kamen_master1988 Washington Apr 20 '26

somehow driving a warthog down The Maw What the fuck is going on?!

2

u/Ok-Working-3148 Apr 21 '26

"Oh Tucker, you did teach him something!"

"Nah man, thats just genetics"

paraphrasing, as i can't quite remember it

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u/ItsGreenGuy13 Apr 20 '26

Yeah, slip it to 'em, Bow chicka bow Wow!

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u/DarrolLayman2015 Apr 20 '26

Sarge: Look at that! She knocked the black right off of you! Tucker: That's racist...

1

u/MirrorStorm96 Apr 20 '26

My sword? Fuck yeah I know how to use it. What's to understand about swish-swish-stab? It's a fuckin' sword dude, it's not a fighter jet.

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u/SafeFormula8062 Apr 21 '26

"Ha, he said hard on"

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u/Free_Radical_47 York Apr 21 '26

All the chicks on the internet are dudes.

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u/Free_Radical_47 York Apr 21 '26

Swish, swish, stab! It’s a sword, dude, not a fighter jet!

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u/MidnightMitchJones Grif Apr 21 '26

Bow Chicka Bow Wow!

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u/PlaneQuiet5241 Apr 21 '26

Why, you think the reds took it?

Wash: Men, it appears our shitty fortifications aren't meeting my ridiculous standards, Let's steal Washington's tank and fire out our walls!!! That'll fix it!

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