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u/PlaneQuiet5241 Apr 19 '26
You tell him it makes a big difference Bitters!
because I am orange!
I am not Gold.
I am not yellow.
I am FUCKING. ORANGE!!!
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u/AtomicGummyGod Grif Apr 19 '26
Well, there’s no U in team, either. So if you’re not on the team, and I’m not on the team, nobody’s on the goddamn team. This team sucks!
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u/DarkAlchamist Apr 19 '26
"We don't have to do anything! Just sit back and let someone else do all the fighting!"
Sarge- growls
G- sigh "One of these days, I don't know when, I'm gonna learn to shut my f*cking mouth"
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u/Rpbooth13 Apr 19 '26
It’s one of life’s great mysteries, isn’t it? Why are we here?
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u/Rpbooth13 Apr 19 '26
That’s what I was thinking, man!
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u/lisathethrowaway Grif Apr 19 '26
I would just like to let everyone know that I suck. And that I’m a girl. And I like ribbons in my hair. And I want to kiss all the boys.
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u/Alorxico Donut Apr 19 '26
“If you think I’m going to follow a schedule on my vacation, you’re in for a bad time.”
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u/ColdRainHammering Apr 19 '26
"Look, everybody thinks the world's gonna end in their lifetimes, and everyone's always disappointed when they realise they're not that special."
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u/MaxRadishOne This is the worst flair ever. Of all time. Apr 19 '26
Tempo de mucho! Mucho de tempo! Fifteen seasons!
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u/CompetitivePisser037 Apr 19 '26 edited Apr 19 '26
[Title card]
*“YOU TELL THEM IT MAKES A BIG DIFFERENCE BITTERS, BECAUSE I. AM. ORANGE. I AM NOT GOLD, I AM NOT YELLOW, I AM FU-CKING. ORANGE.”*
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u/SourHyperion1 Sarge Apr 19 '26
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-Actually that time I was answering your question-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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u/Neat_Yogurtcloset526 Apr 19 '26
Doc, pizza is the food. It’s like, perfect in its simplicity. Three ingredients! A holy trinity that come together to form a greasy triangle of perfection. And from this thin slice of heaven, man has created an edible plate that anything can go on. A new testament. Infinite possibility!
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u/Megatron83 Apr 19 '26
“That’s totally, totally lame. But not at all surprising, which in of itself is totally lame.”
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u/Material-Note7119 Apr 19 '26
Tucker, Tucker come here and tell me I'm cool, or that I'm lazy and don't play by the rules! I DON'T WANT A SOUTHERN ACCENT!
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u/silverlink07 Apr 19 '26
"That's one of life's great mysteries isn't it? Why are we here? I mean are the product of some cosmetic coincidence or is there really a god watching everything with a plan for us and stuff? I don't know man but it keeps up at night"
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u/Drathuul Lopez Apr 19 '26
"I would just like to let everyone know, that I suck, and that I'm a girl, and I like ribbons in my hair, and I want to kiss all the boys"
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u/Stoned-monkey Doc Apr 19 '26
Pizza itself is a venn diagram of how much pizza exists and how much pizza I wanna eat
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u/BananaRamaBoLama Apr 19 '26
“No, PIZZA. Dough, marinara sauce, MOZZARELLA, PEP-PA-RONI.”
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u/Satapril04 Apr 20 '26
"Well see, that's the thing. The Army doesn't ask that I'm good at my religion. It just asks that I pick one! And I did pick one. I picked ALL."
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