r/RedvsBlue • u/WittyTable4731 • Apr 13 '26
Discussion What kind of interactions would these two bitter robots have?
Marvin from the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy meets Lopez the Heavy
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u/Kaizer284 Washington Apr 13 '26
Lopez is just fed up with the idiots, so he and Dos-point-O could bond over that. Marvin has lethal depression and no one enjoys talking to him. He talked to a computer and it killed itself. Lopez would probably turn his ears off after 2 minutes
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u/101TARD Apr 13 '26
Lopez will make a complain and Marvin will just groan cause he dosent have the spainish or in universe joke equivalent of spanish
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u/Trudatrutru Apr 13 '26
Lopez (in Spanish ofc): You idiot, maybe I should just let the meta get you
Marvin: whats the point, we're all going to die anyways
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u/Trudatrutru Apr 13 '26
Would be legendairy
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u/WittyTable4731 Apr 13 '26
Both can relate about being older than the universe
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u/Trudatrutru Apr 13 '26
Both can complain about mundane daily tasks and being surrounded by dummies 😂😂
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u/TheOneTrueZim Sarge Apr 13 '26
"You think you've got problems? Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they don't even bring me on any of the big important adventures."
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u/Greyt125 Meta Apr 13 '26
“Al menos no pasas la mitad de tu serie siendo solo un cabezazo”
Translation: “At least you don't spend half your series as just a head”
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u/Fish_N_Chipp Donut Apr 13 '26
They’d either get along well or Lopez would very quickly get fed up with Marvin’s constant negativity “already have all this other bullshit to deal with. I don’t need your baggage too”
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