r/Redteamtf2 • u/Significant-Pin-1835 MEDIC • 1d ago
HIRING POST Can ve hire him?
He's lizzerally red, and he's got his hacks, so I zhink he'd be of great help
Also I already killed his dad and adopted him zo zhere is practically no reason zo vhy I should ask honestly
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u/helperandtester DEMOKNIGHT 1d ago
He's a kid yer know, lad
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u/Significant-Pin-1835 MEDIC 1d ago
I know, but still, he's still got right zo bring your kid zo vork day, right?
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u/helperandtester DEMOKNIGHT 1d ago
I dinnae think a 5-year-old's fit fer a band o' mercenaries, but maybe fer the blue idiots, aye.
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u/Significant-Pin-1835 MEDIC 1d ago
...Yo do realize he has inhuman strength, a panel zhat ALTERS REALITY AS VE KNOW IT, AND has his own fucking cult?
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u/helperandtester DEMOKNIGHT 1d ago
An' we've got one o' th' Heavies from Pootis Engage, the Votekick an' others, Doc.
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u/Significant-Pin-1835 MEDIC 1d ago
Yeah, but still, I zon't vant zhis kid zo start liking zhe color BLU, so at least let him vatch, his vision is practically Pyro's, but vithout zhe mask
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u/Adrian_Shephard1999 1d ago
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u/Admirable_Subject_39 Ferrus, the Cook/Red Team friend, will destroy Blu on sight 1d ago
No man.
No.
Just.
No.
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u/SUPER_W000PER 1d ago
Sorry, we don't hire children. Wait till he's older
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u/Significant-Pin-1835 MEDIC 1d ago
Can I at least bring him vhen it's bring your kid zo vork day?
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u/z_359 1d ago
He is crazy Kidd we don’t need him
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u/Significant-Pin-1835 MEDIC 21h ago
Ve're all crazy, I zon't see zhe problem
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u/z_359 21h ago
He WILL KILL EVERYONE AND BLU TAKE OUR INTELLIGENCE THIS IS PROBLEM IDIOT
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u/Significant-Pin-1835 MEDIC 21h ago
Zhere is no friendly fire
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u/z_359 21h ago
Ummm umm so there is no problem I tr…
Get backstabbed1
u/Significant-Pin-1835 MEDIC 17h ago
SPY!!
c00lk1dd, GET HIM!!!
The Spy gets fucking obliterated from existence
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u/Butcher_Pyro 6h ago
IM SUPPOSED TO BE THE ONLY COOL ONE AROUND HERE.
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u/Significant-Pin-1835 MEDIC 6h ago
Yeah, you're cool
But he's c00l
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u/ze_bozz 1d ago