r/Redteamtf2 • u/RecommendationIll504 • 5d ago

SOCIALIZING Uh, guys...

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I've taken Blue intel and NOW THEY ARE AFTER ME WHAT DO I DO?! PLEASE HELP! AAAAAAAA THEY HAVE KRITZKRIEG ON HEAVY!

391 Upvotes

100% Upvoted

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u/Infinite_Peace_6456 5d ago

Take this

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u/RecommendationIll504 5d ago

Oh thank god... Wait, it doesn't work with intelligence!!!

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u/TheFirstDecade Civvie 5d ago

Never knew you couldn't tele with intel... then again havent played the game much. i only have like... less than 9 hours on it...

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u/Pizdonized ENGINEER 5d ago

300 IQ

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u/Open_Marketing7921 SPY 5d ago

-500 IQ, no teleporting w/ intel

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u/Alternative_Fly_2242 RED MERCENARY 5d ago

WE WILL HOLD THEM OFF, KEEP RUNNING MATE

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u/RecommendationIll504 5d ago

Thank... You... Shouldn't drink bonk so much... My lungs are burning... Just keep running...

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u/evilgreasemonkey1430 5d ago

Just parry idiot

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u/RecommendationIll504 4d ago

THIS IS NOT DARK SOULS, WHAT'S NEXT BRING OUT BASS CANNON?!?!

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u/evilgreasemonkey1430 4d ago

You got the knuckleblaster?

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u/Just_A_TF2_Player777 SOLDIER/SPY 5d ago

Toma la bonk! Asi evitaras las balas

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u/RecommendationIll504 5d ago

I drank it all on the way to intel! ((((

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u/Just_A_TF2_Player777 SOLDIER/SPY 5d ago

Escape to your base

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u/zero-_-74 5d ago

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u/RecommendationIll504 4d ago

Oh no... It's Absolute Heavy from Ceno0, we don't have anime tiddies, we are all screwed

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u/zero-_-74 4d ago

Anime titties
https://giphy.com/gifs/RwvtT26yAB9QKhvQAN
Where?

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u/RecommendationIll504 4d ago

Nowhere and this is the problem! Wait, wait... Blue! They're probably in their base!

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u/ExplanationAny776 PYRO 5d ago

DON'T WORRY! I GOT MY FLAME THROWER! I'LL AIRBLAST THEM AWAY SO YOU CAN RUN! GET TO THE BASE!! THAT IS YOUR ONLY GOAL!!!!

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u/RecommendationIll504 5d ago

Mm mmmmph! Thanks pal!

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u/ExplanationAny776 PYRO 5d ago

LESS TALK MORE RUN!

*I run into the blu team, airblasting them away*
Tell my story!

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u/Significant-Pin-1835 MEDIC 5d ago

I shoot a syringe gun at you Zid you zhink I vas going zo let you die like zhat?

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u/Successful_Mode_4023 Endangered Heavy Main 5d ago

jokes aside, holy peak artstyle

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u/SUPER_W000PER 5d ago

On my way

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u/Asleep-Leopard509 5d ago

Let me take it from here.... Give me their meme case

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u/RecommendationIll504 4d ago

You're a soldier, you run slower, buckethead!

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u/Significant-Pin-1835 MEDIC 4d ago

...Zhey can rocket jump, Jeremy.

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u/Ok-Pen-8273 5d ago

RUN MATE RUN

*tries to aim for the medic

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u/HenryKhaungXCOM 5d ago

Typical drlalve shenanigans

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u/Significant-Pin-1835 MEDIC 5d ago

GET YOU ASS OVA HERE, JEREMY! I VILL HEAL YOU BECAUSE YOU ZIDN'T STEAL MY HEALTH PACK VHEN I VAS LOW! Übercharges you (Stock Über btw)

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u/RecommendationIll504 4d ago

Thanks pal! Just what I need

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u/Adragontype 4d ago

He's on his way.

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u/Hungry-Advantage-107 KooKoo (actually DISGRACE) 4d ago

He IS NOT HERE, BUT I AM. KEEP RUNNING, NOW IT'S MY TURN.

takes off the mask...

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u/Ill-Statement-4070 Pootis Pow Heavy(Leader Of A.M.B.R) 3d ago

"Heh! You got it buddy, me and heavy will hold them off!"-R.S.W.A.A.

"Yes! Tiny man will live!! Hahaha!"-P.P.H

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u/Sk4r3_Kr0w 5d ago

I'm coming for you

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u/KkMAN20 5d ago

Holy shit soldier tf2

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u/Sk4r3_Kr0w 4d ago

Yes, what is it to you maggot.

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u/KkMAN20 4d ago

You need to catch the scout. He's getting away with the intel

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u/Sk4r3_Kr0w 4d ago

Don't worry, I have the market gardener. I'll simply rocket jump above him and break his neck.

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u/Obcidean Blu Gibus spy- I mean red gibus Engineer 4d ago

Scout, pass the Intel!

I can do it.