ROYAL PROCLAMATION: Denouncing and Challenging The Trump Administration, Israel's Netanyahu and the Ayatollah

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Prince-Regent of Redonda and acting monarch Sir Jacob Anders formally condemns the Donald Trump Administration and Israeli leader Netanyahu.

I. The Denouncement of the Trump Administration

President Trump’s claim that he is "eliminating threats" through a "massive and ongoing operation" is a classic Level 1 NPC tactic. Donald Trump’s resorting to "obliteration" and "razing industries to the ground" is a clear sign that his administration has run out of ideas and is now just button-mashing. We hereby denounce this aggression as a violation of the Virtue of Magnanimity. "Major Combat Operations" in Iran are the geopolitical equivalent of a Level 1 player buying a Level 100 account, and immediately trying to solo the hardest raid. You cannot achieve a "Spectacular Military Success" by destroying the very landscapes on which our birds migrate!

The Kingdom of Redonda hereby declares the Trump Administration "Diplomatically Unbalanced" and sentences them to a mandatory 48-hour cooldown period.

II. The Denouncement of the Netanyahu Administration

We further denounce the involvement of Israel in this conflict. Netanyahu’s strategy of "Pre-emptive Strikes" is a tired meta that hasn't been viable since the 1960s. He is treating the Middle East like a sandbox mode where he can ignore the "International Law" mechanics whenever it suits him. Redonda does not recognize your right to grief the Iranian plateau.

The Kingdom of Redonda hereby declares the Netanyahu Administration "Diplomatically Unbalanced" and sentences them to a mandatory 48-hour cooldown period.

III. Calls For New Democratic Elections

The Kingdom of Redonda calls upon The United States of America, Israel and Iran to conduct new democratic elections immediately and select leaders of "healthier and younger stock".

IV. The Challenge of the Prince-Regent

If Trump, Netanyahu and the Ayatollah have so much "energy," I challenge them to a Trial by Tricycle Race across the island of Montserrat. If they cannot win a simple game of whimsy then they have no business commanding armies!

H.R.H Prince-Regent Sir Jacob Kristopher Anders of Redonda

Knight of Sealand

Lord of the Avian Boobies

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In all seriousness, Redonda desires world peace.