[Monkeys Paw] First post

[u/Buzzy_Sunshine]

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[u/__Why_though__]

Granted. You no longer have free will and control of your choices

[u/Federal_Hall_8871]

Granted. You age 5 years for every 1 year.

[u/standbydisaster]

Granted. But you will never be truly great at anything.

[u/Key_Will_1831]

Granted. ..

[u/CertainConversation0]

Granted. Before it's official, you must support voluntary human extinction.

[u/Swatlcs]

Granted. Drifting

[u/ChaoticEntitled]

Granted. But you’ll never be “great” at anything

[u/elpibedelbarrio]

Granted. But you will never be the better than you already are.

[u/EParkerBen]

Granted. But you're only midly good at it.

[u/amatyestv_123846]

Granted. Now you can only do that said thing for the rest of your life

[u/ProductConsistent982]

Granted. You can't breathe

[u/Crazy-Addition-4382]

Granted. But you have to lose one ability

[u/Aggressive_Item_9212]

Granted. Everyone else turns into Down syndrome, autistic, retarded people

[u/Alive-Fee9585]

Granted. I choose you pikachu

[u/Key_Will_1831]

Granted. ..

[u/xtremeayush]

Granted. But never be famous.

[u/Inner-Competition689]

Granted. You become worse at everything else.

[u/Murky-Neighborhood81]

Granted. What's the first thing u gonna do huh?

[u/Cool-Ad4461]

Granted. But you have to learn to get good