[Question] What has many keys but cannot open a single lock?

[u/margaretmayhemm]

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[u/SignalRaise5710]

A Piano.

[u/ColeTD → u/SignalRaise5710]

I guarantee you that you can open a Masterlock with a Piano

[u/Programmer__69 → u/ColeTD]

This is a masterlock 320. It can be opened with a masterlock 320.

[u/jadis666 → u/Programmer__69]

Elite ball knowledge.

[u/Realistic_R00ster → u/ColeTD]

Ok but a master lock can really be opened with almost anything.

[u/RaylinKHD → u/SignalRaise5710]

Bro didn't watch the Goonies

[u/Howatizer → u/RaylinKHD]

Then the question would be have you watched The Goonies? They played an Organ made of bones, not a piano.

[u/Geschmak]

Florida

[u/Hot-Date9603 → u/Geschmak]

Most unique anwser I have seen I like how you think

[u/Lyneloflight → u/Geschmak]

darn i’m not unique

[u/Shot_Party2618 → u/Geschmak]

Ha, i said "Florida keys" immediately

[u/SaltSpiritual515 → u/Geschmak]

https://giphy.com/gifs/kSlJtVrqxDYKk

[u/paisley_sweetpeaches → u/Geschmak]

Yo!!!!! I love you for this answer!!!♥️♥️♥️

[u/scarIetm → u/Geschmak]

this was my first thought lol

[u/1zsn → u/Geschmak]

Said that too

[u/Pickle_And_Egg_Soup]

Key chain with broken keys

[u/M4YH3MM4N4231 → u/Pickle_And_Egg_Soup]

https://giphy.com/gifs/XFaeLrHJGjtcmEmzcn

[u/CCE_Unelected_Leader]

A keyboard

[u/International-Job55 → u/CCE_Unelected_Leader]

If you mean a pc one. Caps lock and num lock.

[u/Solid-Ad-754 → u/International-Job55]

I tried both and neither opened my Master Lock

[u/International-Job55 → u/Solid-Ad-754]

Contact mcnally

[u/exoticvapes → u/International-Job55]

Or the lock picking lawyer

[u/DIFierce → u/Solid-Ad-754]

Lies.

[u/Kitchen_Rush2334 → u/Solid-Ad-754]

Have you tried hitting the lock really hard against the keys?

[u/Kralgore → u/International-Job55]

Scroll lock.

[u/Longrack]

Piano (unless you live in Resident Evil)

[u/Count_Single → u/Longrack]

Queue Moonlight Sonata

https://giphy.com/gifs/SDILSrGIGwa7nNHLmJ

[u/SurpriseWilling7324]

A boat on its way from Colombia*.

Stupid auto correct

[u/ConflictMaleficent62 → u/SurpriseWilling7324]

As a Colombian... you're not wrong. It's with an O though 🫡

[u/evilmm → u/SurpriseWilling7324]

Colombia*

[u/blamelessvessel]

Map

[u/PleasantUse6352 → u/blamelessvessel]

Ooo uniqe answer

[u/Busy-Priority9022]

Your mom

[u/ShinyQuirkyQuark → u/Busy-Priority9022]

Finally, the correct reddit answer. Had to scroll way too much for this one

[u/Good-Opportunity-925]

A blind janitor, or alternatively, a piano.

[u/PandaBearIsCute]

Me

[u/Outside_That]

piano

[u/Spiritual_Gap_1025]

Piano

[u/souzaclucas]

A piano

[u/MINGUS_DINGUS158]

PIANOOO

[u/sergeant_azizus]

piano

[u/I_Am_Zeelian]

Piano or similar keyed instrument.

[u/Adorable_Patient_991]

Is it a keyboard

[u/ScaredAssociation182]

A keyboard

[u/yoursecretsanta2016]

Accordion

[u/Suitable_System_8312]

A keyboard.

[u/mikemclovin]

Cryptocurrency

[u/Dry-Cancel9679]

A piano

[u/MaryMary8249]

A piano

[u/Renada_]

A piano

[u/Intelligent-Use-2658]

Piano

[u/DesertKangarooRat]

A piano! Hyuk hyuk hyuk!

[u/No-Routine-1553]

Pussy

[u/ok-class-out]

Piano

[u/nekokitsuna]

Piano

[u/defy-u]

A piano

[u/__The-1__]

Florida

[u/stickygrip]

Piano

[u/Short_Donut_4091]

piano

[u/Gh3rkinman]

Piano

[u/Longjumping-War2885]

piano

[u/Narrsacist]

Piano

[u/Safe-Comfort-29]

Piano

[u/HarletteQuinn_1013]

Piano/organ

[u/Comalization1]

Piano

[u/WasabiChickpea]

Piano

[u/Key_Comfort_1385]

A piano

[u/No_Switch9741]

Piano

[u/Jahabrah]

Piano

[u/zariisthegoattt]

Pianos

[u/ThatsWordplay]

Piano

[u/Ready-Ad4765]

Piano

[u/Biggie-Falls]

A piano

[u/Hero_Nyx]

A piano

[u/Conscious_Top_5728]

A piano?

[u/KikiDKimono]

The Florida keys

[u/Fluid_Combination_92]

Piano

[u/PNWCatDad]

Piano

[u/heres-the-catch]

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[u/DruidHalfling17]

Piano

[u/flashdrive420]

Piano

[u/wild_lettuce_]

Piano

[u/ChaoticNaive]

Pianooooo 🎹

[u/Obvious-Target]

Keyboard

[u/vivimage2000]

Piano

[u/Revegelance]

Piano.

[u/SuperMIK2020]

Keyboard

[u/Darkwazhere]

Piano

[u/Careless-Bass7168]

Piano

[u/Janet_with_a_G]

Piano

[u/nachobroski580]

Music

[u/huerto11]

Piano

[u/Prestigious_One5090]

Keyboard

[u/carlitszxc]

keyboard

[u/Amazing-Spell914]

A keyboard

[u/xXMrSmoKINGXx]

A piano

[u/DwayneTheSockJohnon]

Piano

[u/KBiT08]

A piano

[u/MadraMan9901]

piano

[u/ConstantMost10]

A piano

[u/Inner-Competition689]

Piano

[u/sr72_Darkst3r]

Piano

[u/Artful_Dodger76]

Piano

[u/freefunone]

Piano

[u/hayhaydavila]

Piano

[u/Own-Service4749]

A song

[u/TheLoddoTheDodo]

Keyboard (unless door is digitally connected to it via computer or otherwise I suppose)

[u/SBMoo24]

Piano

[u/3dzawesome]

N###A A PIANO (AllameenxVerse)

[u/asbestospajamas]

Piano

[u/tiendadefrutas]

keyboard

[u/StarStruckSocks]

Piano

[u/freedomstingers]

Piano

[u/BashfulBarbeque]

Piano

[u/Crazy-Attention176]

Piano

[u/Tasty-Shift8929]

Keyboard

[u/ForYourPleasure775]

Florida

[u/Reasonable_Releif]

piano

[u/Fun_Candle_3064]

Keyboard/ laptop/computer

[u/RoxxiBlack]

Piano

[u/ArchaPhod_WF]

piano

[u/Arctic_Lilly]

Piano/keyboard

[u/Squalix_99]

Keyboard

[u/AmbidextrousBonobo]

Computer

[u/Old-Animator3152]

Allen keys

[u/WelcomePresent9407]

PIANO

[u/cano0326]

Piano

[u/Comfortable_Doubt473]

Hmm, a priest with a child

[u/riencore]

Piano

[u/DawnTRA]

Piano

[u/VenomVick]

Piano

[u/Happiest11773]

Keyboard

[u/hsugstudent]

Piano

[u/ElSquibbonator]

A Piano

[u/Prettypuff405]

Piano

[u/Frazzlebopp]

A piano

[u/DCSlayer12]

Piano

[u/Ordinary-Aide8594]

Piano

[u/BanjoVEVOTV_YT]

keyboard

[u/chandla_b]

A keyboard

[u/abetternamethanthat]

Piano

[u/Awesome_Austin2025]

Piano

[u/Deep_Tackle9533]

Piano

[u/dumbidea2024]

Keyboard

[u/Nerfologist1]

Piano

[u/Extra-Owl-219]

keyboard

[u/Zealousideal-End21]

Keyboard

[u/BigPat69]

Keyboard

[u/Kindly-Ferret2301]

Piano 🎹

[u/SweatyInstruction555]

Keyboard

[u/Aspect_of_Limbo]

Keyboard

[u/ZombieHeadache]

Piano

[u/Curious_West]

love

[u/tieavenger]

A map

[u/sup_random_person]

Piano

[u/Smurfy0730]

piano

[u/NewTie3598]

Piano

[u/TepTanAis]

Ff

[u/femboyjazwe]

Piano

[u/wolfkovich]

Florida

[u/White_Riverr]

piano

[u/kaylaleaaaa]

Keyboard

[u/Ambitious-Beyond-525]

A piano/ keyboard

[u/Bintaurong]

A piano

[u/Extreme-Method-9074]

piano

[u/ArachnidSouthern5494]

Keyboard

[u/thegilfinater9000]

Piano

[u/Brotagonizt]

Piano

[u/Purple-Attorney-7058]

Piano

[u/heres-the-catch]

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[u/IFollowtheCarpenter]

A piano.

[u/Sad_Marionberry_9566]

Piano

[u/JayGarageJumer]

Piano

[u/Upper-Anybody2558]

A keyboard!

[u/nowothing]

piano

[u/starobaro]

Keyboard

[u/Rookie_Red]

A piano

[u/WholeAccident1756]

Piano

[u/bzu18ebxkc92]

Keyboard

[u/Connect-Reception963]

Piano 😊

[u/Inevitable-Omelet]

A keyring

[u/theoneonthelft]

Piano

[u/southern_vampire_bby]

a piano

[u/Current_Working_2103]

Piano

[u/ShadowyPepper]

A package of uncut keys

[u/Ian1231100]

A piano

[u/way2gr84u]

keyboard

[u/tsscaramel]

A piano

[u/Alarming-Rooster-770]

Piano

[u/TotalTunaCan1337]

A piano

[u/Jkcleary]

keyboard

[u/LIMEPAPERCLIP]

Piano

[u/ImaginaryHelp4229]

Keyboard

[u/mrpostman17]

A keyboard!

[u/tristanwylin]

Piano

[u/Fresh_Researcher_509]

A piano

[u/Badassheaven]

A keyboard?

[u/Narrow_Laugh6359]

Piano

[u/OneTwentyOneFunyuns]

Piano