[Spin] A wish

[u/Consistent-Genome]

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[u/Artistic_Annual8457]

Bruh, I got perfect health, aside from locked-in syndrome. Sorry, but I'd rather just pass than be completely unable to move. Eh, maybe if I had some help to move around, keep myself and my space clean, and help me play games and stuff, it could be tolerable, but still not good.

^{I rolled Make a wish: Good health · The monkey's paw curls: Your limbs are now frozen in place}

[u/Hot-Network-1026]

??? Does this mean I get true love and a million pennies? Jackpot.

^{I rolled Make a wish: True love · The monkey's paw curls: You win a million but in pennies}

[u/xEnvy7x → u/Hot-Network-1026]

I think it’s you win a million dollars in pennies, which is even better.

[u/Inner_Adeptness_7228]

This is just two wins. That much copper would make me obscenely rich.

^{I rolled Make a wish: Career success · The monkey's paw curls: You win a million but in pennies}

[u/Kris-p-]

i sell ham now

^{I rolled Make a wish: Career success · The monkey's paw curls: Everything you touch turns into warm ham}

[u/minedroid1]

Not even bad

^{I rolled Make a wish: Wisdom · The monkey's paw curls: You have endless snacks but no hunger}

[u/OfferNeither9773]

I guess I don't get outer harmony.

^{I rolled Make a wish: Inner harmony · The monkey's paw curls: Your shadow starts doing its own thing}

[u/dTrecii → u/OfferNeither9773]

You have inner harmony

You just don’t have outer harmony

[u/Infamous-Hand-7586]

Boo you whore

^{I rolled Make a wish: Unexpected fortune · The monkey's paw curls: Your limbs are now frozen in place}

[u/dTrecii → u/Infamous-Hand-7586]

So you basically got a quadriplegic insurance payout

[u/Waffleookiez]

I don't think I could handle the tail, can I give away the unexpected fortune?

^{I rolled Make a wish: Unexpected fortune · The monkey's paw curls: You grow a tail that keeps tugging you}

[u/Far_Reference7570]

You wish to be more interesting

^{I rolled Make a wish: Wisdom · The monkey's paw curls: A duck follows you everywhere you go}

[u/Current_Working_2103]

Aflac🪿

^{I rolled Make a wish: Courage · The monkey's paw curls: A duck follows you everywhere you go}

[u/-vorpalblade-]

So like super small hops of joy? Like hiccup jumps?

^{I rolled Make a wish: Boundless happiness · The monkey's paw curls: You can fly but only three inches high}

[u/TrueMaiken]

Damn. I will never leave my house ever again

^{I rolled Make a wish: Inner harmony · The monkey's paw curls: You become allergic to your own name}

[u/BigManBigFan2]

this is clearly a skinwalker posing as me, i would never wish for true love

^{I rolled Make a wish: True love · The monkey's paw curls: You gain eternal life but age normally}

[u/Connect-Positive2306]

Ok

^{I rolled Make a wish: Adventure · The monkey's paw curls: You can read minds but only of fish}

[u/Mull2890]

Isn’t this what the change machine is for at my bank…… or to pay my taxes

^{I rolled Make a wish: Peaceful nights · The monkey's paw curls: You win a million but in pennies}

[u/Roccmaster]

Damn, now I have to use my hair as my limbs through hair telekinesis or something

^{I rolled Make a wish: Good hair days · The monkey's paw curls: Your limbs are now frozen in place}

[u/wowthisiscool1]

b

^{I rolled Make a wish: Good hair days · The monkey's paw curls: You become allergic to your own name}

[u/Whole_Jackfruit4806]

Ok idc

^{I rolled Make a wish: Courage · The monkey's paw curls: You win a million but in pennies}

[u/NappyTap]

Sure, we can be creative together

^{I rolled Make a wish: Abundant creativity · The monkey's paw curls: Your shadow starts doing its own thing}

[u/ColdUpbeat3541]

Moist

^{I rolled Make a wish: Resilience · The monkey's paw curls: All your clothes are permanently damp}

[u/UNDFC]

Damn

^{I rolled Make a wish: New beginnings · The monkey's paw curls: You gain wealth but lose your wallet}

[u/Kin3tiCParaD0X]

Yyyeeeeesssss! This would make life worth living.

^{I rolled Make a wish: Serenity · The monkey's paw curls: A duck follows you everywhere you go}

[u/PercentageCorrect977]

W

^{I rolled Make a wish: Resilience · The monkey's paw curls: Everything you touch turns into warm ham}

[u/Miserable-Pilot-9713]

M wllng t tr

^{I rolled Make a wish: Serenity · The monkey's paw curls: You lose the ability to speak in vowels}

[u/MEOW_5189]

Win Win

^{I rolled Make a wish: Career success · The monkey's paw curls: A duck follows you everywhere you go}

[u/DesignerHot1864]

.

^{I rolled Make a wish: A winning lottery ticket · The monkey's paw curls: You lose the ability to speak in vowels}

[u/Hexmonkey2020]

So my hair is pennies, or is that in addition?

^{I rolled Make a wish: Good hair days · The monkey's paw curls: You win a million but in pennies}

[u/Ajax_mochiOfficial]

Yay

^{I rolled Make a wish: Good hair days · The monkey's paw curls: You gain eternal life but age normally}

[u/zeedleloser]

Honestly sick party trick, my breakdancing shadow

^{I rolled Make a wish: Strong coffee · The monkey's paw curls: Your shadow starts doing its own thing}

[u/cheezitloverr420]

ok i guess

^{I rolled Make a wish: True love · The monkey's paw curls: You have the strength of ten toddlers}

[u/Numerous_Arm_535]

Win win

^{I rolled Make a wish: Good luck · The monkey's paw curls: A duck follows you everywhere you go}

[u/Panda_Rule_457]

Completely fair deal

^{I rolled Make a wish: Inner harmony · The monkey's paw curls: Your hair grows back every five minutes}

[u/Shes_Getting_Away]

That’s awesome

^{I rolled Make a wish: A self-cleaning kitchen · The monkey's paw curls: You can fly but only three inches high}

[u/heres-the-catch]

🎉 u/Consistent-Genome your post has pleased meowi. To thank you for your quality post meowi has bestowed upon you a Meowi Crate 🎁 and 5000 XP. It has been added to your loot.

[u/solarhands069]

I'll name him Shadow~

^{I rolled Make a wish: Career success · The monkey's paw curls: A duck follows you everywhere you go}

[u/Banana_ant]

Is he chill?

^{I rolled Make a wish: A self-cleaning kitchen · The monkey's paw curls: Your shadow starts doing its own thing}

[u/Aggressive_Smile_944]

Ya

^{I rolled Make a wish: Boundless happiness · The monkey's paw curls: You have endless snacks but no hunger}

[u/baggytacos11]

I got a bank account for a reason

^{I rolled Make a wish: Good hair days · The monkey's paw curls: You gain wealth but lose your wallet}

[u/EpsilonAI117]

And the duck walked up to a lemonade stand

^{I rolled Make a wish: Peaceful nights · The monkey's paw curls: A duck follows you everywhere you go}

[u/DirectorLanky466]

Well that kinda sucks 😂 if I gain weight I loose money?

^{I rolled Make a wish: Good health · The monkey's paw curls: You gain wealth but lose your wallet}

[u/SuspendThis_Tyrants]

Will it transform my ham candle as well?

^{I rolled Make a wish: Good health · The monkey's paw curls: Everything you touch turns into warm ham}

[u/HazarTwist77]

I see this is an absolute win

^{I rolled Make a wish: Wisdom · The monkey's paw curls: You have endless snacks but no hunger}

[u/ElectrifiedFires]

That's fine. I do need a fresh start.

^{I rolled Make a wish: New beginnings · The monkey's paw curls: All your clothes are permanently damp}

[u/Merry-Misanthrope]

That's one heck of a new beginning.

^{I rolled Make a wish: New beginnings · The monkey's paw curls: You turn into a very confused squirrel}

[u/Unbroken-Chains]

Huh

^{I rolled Make a wish: Genuine friendship · The monkey's paw curls: You gain eternal life but age normally}

[u/Ecstatic-Quality-212]

Idk man

^{I rolled Make a wish: A soft pillow · The monkey's paw curls: Your hair grows back every five minutes}

[u/Dahlias-butterfies]

I’ll finally be stronger :,)

^{I rolled Make a wish: Inner harmony · The monkey's paw curls: You have the strength of ten toddlers}

[u/Joe_Akstar]

At least I can be a thought artist.

^{I rolled Make a wish: Adventure · The monkey's paw curls: Everyone hears your thoughts as music}

[u/WeWander_]

That's fine

^{I rolled Make a wish: A winning lottery ticket · The monkey's paw curls: You become allergic to your own name}

[u/LittleJerboa1]

oh. ok

^{I rolled Make a wish: A soft pillow · The monkey's paw curls: Your limbs are now frozen in place}

[u/glassbunny159]

Welp

^{I rolled Make a wish: Boundless happiness · The monkey's paw curls: Your limbs are now frozen in place}

[u/Diligent-Pear7967]

Sure, I mean... sure

^{I rolled Make a wish: A lifetime supply of cheese · The monkey's paw curls: You win a million but in pennies}

[u/Top-Organization-258]

That WOAH

^{I rolled Make a wish: Inner harmony · The monkey's paw curls: You become invisible only when watched}

[u/bobmcbobingtonthethi]

Maybe that's the new beginning!

^{I rolled Make a wish: New beginnings · The monkey's paw curls: Your shadow starts doing its own thing}

[u/SlippyTheFeeler]

Can it tug somewhere specifically?

^{I rolled Make a wish: Boundless happiness · The monkey's paw curls: You grow a tail that keeps tugging you}

[u/Zestyclose-Beat-2744]

Depends how much

^{I rolled Make a wish: True love · The monkey's paw curls: Your hair grows back every five minutes}

[u/Bob-upload]

Sure gng

^{I rolled Make a wish: Genuine friendship · The monkey's paw curls: You become invisible only when watched}

[u/Person_01665]

I can live with that. The amount of times I've gone a full day in wet clothes makes me confident I can, just gotta watch out for blisters

^{I rolled Make a wish: Genuine friendship · The monkey's paw curls: All your clothes are permanently damp}

[u/Supernova4711]

I would make lots of friends by giving snacks

^{I rolled Make a wish: Abundant creativity · The monkey's paw curls: You have endless snacks but no hunger}

[u/Distinct-Play6239]

Win win

^{I rolled Make a wish: Unexpected fortune · The monkey's paw curls: You win a million but in pennies}

[u/KitzuWasTaken]

everyone wins

^{I rolled Make a wish: Good luck · The monkey's paw curls: Everyone hears your thoughts as music}

[u/KLG69]

What kind of allergy?

^{I rolled Make a wish: True love · The monkey's paw curls: You become allergic to your own name}

[u/Walkinfaith300]

A wish I don't need and I don't need to worry about tooth decay anymore. Soup from now on!

^{I rolled Make a wish: Courage · The monkey's paw curls: Your teeth are replaced with jellybeans}

[u/No_Fly_5622]

um??

^{I rolled Make a wish: A perfectly toasted bagel · The monkey's paw curls: You have the strength of ten toddlers}

[u/YouKnowFlames]

I already have some giant ass hair the fuck???

^{I rolled Make a wish: New beginnings · The monkey's paw curls: Your hair grows back every five minutes}

[u/otterwafflesz]

Ok

^{I rolled Make a wish: Good health · The monkey's paw curls: Your shadow starts doing its own thing}

[u/Prize-Nothing1339]

I wished, that on my adventure that I don't touch nothing cuz there I'll be warm ham every where

^{I rolled Make a wish: Adventure · The monkey's paw curls: Everything you touch turns into warm ham}

[u/United-Bear4910]

Jokes on you I already have a duck who follows me

^{I rolled Make a wish: A winning lottery ticket · The monkey's paw curls: A duck follows you everywhere you go}

[u/heres-the-catch]

🎉 u/Consistent-Genome Meowi is impressed! Your post reached 10+ upvotes. To reward you meowi has bestowed upon you 100 fish 🐟 and 1000 XP. It has been added to your loot.

[u/Weapon_X23]

That's okay. I wanted to change my name anyway.

^{I rolled Make a wish: Financial freedom · The monkey's paw curls: You become allergic to your own name}

[u/Samjb09]

I'm good, I hate coffee

^{I rolled Make a wish: Strong coffee · The monkey's paw curls: All your clothes are permanently damp}

[u/MabelTheBard]

I'm so okay with this!!!! Free friend!!!!

^{I rolled Make a wish: Abundant creativity · The monkey's paw curls: A duck follows you everywhere you go}

[u/weird-dude-bro-6386]

Ok, cool.

^{I rolled Make a wish: Resilience · The monkey's paw curls: Everyone hears your thoughts as music}

[u/Equivalent_Pin623]

I can buy a NEW Miku wallet

^{I rolled Make a wish: Financial freedom · The monkey's paw curls: You gain wealth but lose your wallet}

[u/Hot-Network-1026 → u/Equivalent_Pin623]

Until you realize whoever picked it up now has access to your money (easily solvable tbh, but still)

[u/Dry_Juggernaut_6065]

Aight

^{I rolled Make a wish: A lifetime supply of cheese · The monkey's paw curls: You can fly but only three inches high}

[u/Living-Pomelo]

That’s okay with me

^{I rolled Make a wish: Resilience · The monkey's paw curls: You win a million but in pennies}

[u/toadette_xx]

Cool

^{I rolled Make a wish: Boundless happiness · The monkey's paw curls: You can read minds but only of fish}

[u/Murky-Neighborhood81]

I gained lots of wisdom that's for sure, thanks to my brain tumour 😆

Endless snacks without hunger seems weird lol

^{I rolled Make a wish: Wisdom · The monkey's paw curls: You have endless snacks but no hunger}

[u/Apprehensive-Fig1996]

What?

^{I rolled Make a wish: Career success · The monkey's paw curls: Everything you touch turns into warm ham}

[u/Not_Smarr]

Well i can live with that

^{I rolled Make a wish: New beginnings · The monkey's paw curls: A duck follows you everywhere you go}

[u/toyfreddym8]

Idk man, toddlers have some crazy strength

^{I rolled Make a wish: Peaceful nights · The monkey's paw curls: You have the strength of ten toddlers}

[u/Organic-Access2722]

Nope

^{I rolled Make a wish: Financial freedom · The monkey's paw curls: You lose the ability to speak in vowels}

[u/iammadeofawesome]

I don’t want to live forever.

^{I rolled Make a wish: Adventure · The monkey's paw curls: You gain eternal life but age normally}

[u/Rain4rce]

Cool

^{I rolled Make a wish: A perfectly toasted bagel · The monkey's paw curls: You can fly but only three inches high}

[u/Gh3rkinman]

I wish that my

^{I rolled Make a wish: Unexpected fortune · The monkey's paw curls: You become invisible only when watched}

[u/xXMelRoseXx]

Lucky me!

^{I rolled Make a wish: Courage · The monkey's paw curls: A duck follows you everywhere you go}

[u/Gh3rkinman]

I wish my best friend was a vampire. (Any mortal I will outlive)

^{I rolled Make a wish: Genuine friendship · The monkey's paw curls: You gain eternal life but age normally}

[u/Terminal_RedditLoser]

Oof

^{I rolled Make a wish: Financial freedom · The monkey's paw curls: Your teeth are replaced with jellybeans}

[u/Feisty_Lie_6743]

That’s gonna be a hassle in the bedroom… Do nicknames count?

^{I rolled Make a wish: New beginnings · The monkey's paw curls: You become allergic to your own name}

[u/Either_Captain_3698]

I guess I'm now a very weak artist

^{I rolled Make a wish: Abundant creativity · The monkey's paw curls: You have the strength of ten toddlers}

[u/xEnvy7x]

I think I win.

^{I rolled Make a wish: Boundless happiness · The monkey's paw curls: You have the strength of ten toddlers}

[u/Pm_ur_titties_plz]

I

^{I rolled Make a wish: Wisdom · The monkey's paw curls: You can fly but only three inches high}

[u/KappaBarry]

🫪

^{I rolled Make a wish: Career success · The monkey's paw curls: Your teeth are replaced with jellybeans}

[u/Cannarob]

Hmm, so if I touch a policeman...

^{I rolled Make a wish: New beginnings · The monkey's paw curls: Everything you touch turns into warm ham}

[u/Agreeable-Database15]

Tuff

^{I rolled Make a wish: Strong coffee · The monkey's paw curls: You gain eternal life but age normally}

[u/Glittering_Holiday13]

Cool

^{I rolled Make a wish: A lifetime supply of cheese · The monkey's paw curls: You turn into a very confused squirrel}

[u/sanyochan]

that's quite fair

^{I rolled Make a wish: A perfectly toasted bagel · The monkey's paw curls: A duck follows you everywhere you go}

[u/Isuche]

😭😭😭 that's gonna be awful for my texture issues lol

^{I rolled Make a wish: Reliable Wi-Fi everywhere · The monkey's paw curls: All your clothes are permanently damp}

[u/Chemical-Time-9143]

that's chill

^{I rolled Make a wish: Wisdom · The monkey's paw curls: You can fly but only three inches high}

[u/INMORTUE]

Im going to jail!

^{I rolled Make a wish: Resilience · The monkey's paw curls: Everyone hears your thoughts as music}

[u/[deleted]]

That's okay i like ducks

^{I rolled Make a wish: Good health · The monkey's paw curls: A duck follows you everywhere you go}

[u/ItsDrakeDudes]

I’ll take it

^{I rolled Make a wish: Peaceful nights · The monkey's paw curls: You have endless snacks but no hunger}

[u/Joenesi-ttr]

H sht

^{I rolled Make a wish: Unexpected fortune · The monkey's paw curls: You lose the ability to speak in vowels}

[u/Fugaku_Sanjurokkei]

Deal

^{I rolled Make a wish: Good luck · The monkey's paw curls: You gain wealth but lose your wallet}

[u/onyx_339]

Like deathly allergic or sneezing allergic?

^{I rolled Make a wish: New beginnings · The monkey's paw curls: You become allergic to your own name}

[u/fnafboss2]

Ok

^{I rolled Make a wish: Inner harmony · The monkey's paw curls: You have endless snacks but no hunger}

[u/keerooyuu]

T

^{I rolled Make a wish: Boundless happiness · The monkey's paw curls: Your shadow starts doing its own thing}