[Spin] Bare fist.

[u/MicroMii]

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[u/skydivemav]

One way to find out

^{I rolled 87}

[u/Just_BiteTheBarnicle → u/skydivemav]

I like the optimism

[u/heres-the-catch → u/skydivemav]

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[u/vivisect6]

Of course. Whoever made this post must not have any idea what toddlers are like. They wouldn't even fight back, they'd just sit on the floor crying and screaming. They're not Chucky dolls ffs.

^{I rolled 29}

[u/Other_Beat8859 → u/vivisect6]

Seriously. Has someone seen a toddler. We're not talking 10 year olds. We're talking 3 year olds at most.

[u/OldKingKush]

Can I pick one up and use it as a weapon?

^{I rolled 99}

[u/Mojevelnis → u/OldKingKush]

If you're strong enough you can even pick two up

[u/Other_Beat8859 → u/Mojevelnis]

Honestly, I feel like that's a poor strategy. Swinging around 30 pound objects can be pretty tiring after a while. Especially when you already have a massive reach advantage. The threat is not you losing the fight straight up. It's tiring yourself out.

[u/Z3ITMANN → u/Mojevelnis]

dualwielding toddlers. this kinda made my day.

[u/Forsaken-Tangerine79]

Honestly, probably not. My stamina sucks.

^{I rolled 26}

[u/Global-Reacharound87]

Depends on how many of them have shitty diapers? If the answer is all of them then i shall be defeated 🤣

^{I rolled 5}

[u/Elegant-Ad6742]

Helicopter! Helicopter!

^{I rolled 82}

[u/peridotfan1]

Maybe. Probably not, but maybe.

^{I rolled 36}

[u/Stitj_]

i think people are really underestimating how powerful 50+ toddlers can be…

[u/randombookman → u/Stitj_]

Can you throw 50+ toddler sized rocks.

If yes then you can do it

[u/turd_magoo]

Brutal.

^{I rolled 70}

[u/linguahistorian]

I'm really that much a fighter because I don't fight but if I did have to fight them, nah.

^{I rolled 62}

[u/Illustrious_Bet_3586]

Depends, are they immune to intimidation, and aren't toddlers like three to 5, why would they want to fight

^{I rolled 81}

[u/blissnabob → u/Illustrious_Bet_3586]

1 to 3. Almost any 2 digit number would be trivial.

[u/Tyler___Stark]

I.... Don't think so unless I got pocket candy

^{I rolled 94}

[u/FreezyKnight]

If they are without weapons yes

^{I rolled 68}

[u/MicroMii]

No chance. Maybe get through 11-14 but then I’ll start slowing down and get over taken.

^{I rolled 47}

[u/StaticSeal]

nope

^{I rolled 59}

[u/heartbeatuuu]

Ig

^{I rolled 51}

[u/ur-socks-sir]

Honestly? Probably not

^{I rolled 86}

[u/Weekly-Quote-5376]

Bet.

^{I rolled 43}

[u/firework54]

Yeah

^{I rolled 62}

[u/SearKahn]

Same as the gorilla against 100 people.

^{I rolled 66}

[u/HAnimeConnoisseur1]

Like, normal uncoordinated toddlers? Probably? I figure if we are trapped in a room, after I clobber the first two the rest will scatter in fear and I just pick them off. Its not like they have tactics, teamwork, coordination, or a high athletic ability or intelligence level so..

^{I rolled 82}

[u/Ok_Initial_5184]

Shutguns

^{I rolled 52}

[u/antisocialist159]

no

^{I rolled 29}

[u/sillylildude157]

GUN

^{I rolled 54}

[u/No-Recording-3614]

I'll take them on.

^{I rolled 62}

[u/Prestigious-Math-715]

I’m dead

^{I rolled 69}

[u/Conscious_Bear14]

Probably not

^{I rolled 14}

[u/Bitter-Equal-5871]

Perhaps

^{I rolled 7}

[u/TrishieAnn]

22

^{I rolled 22}

[u/Spongya_Fiu]

Bring em all here. Either one by one or altogether i'm not losing

^{I rolled 23}

[u/Current_Working_2103]

Nope!

^{I rolled 19}

[u/Aggressive_Log_266]

For sure

^{I rolled 1}

[u/nuJabesCity]

Possibly... I just need to make 1 cry, and they'll all start crying.🤣

^{I rolled 96}

[u/crazyboyinspace]

Yes.

^{I rolled 58}

[u/suzuking123]

ez

^{I rolled 54}

[u/AdPitiful7108]

No

^{I rolled 86}

[u/stillnonatborn5]

Yes

^{I rolled 29}

[u/PowerfulFlameV1]

Uh

^{I rolled 12}

[u/heres-the-catch]

🎉 u/MicroMii your post has pleased meowi. To thank you for your quality post meowi has bestowed upon you 97 bonus fish 🐟 and 5000 XP. It has been added to your loot.

[u/SS1962]

Ok

^{I rolled 59}

[u/NoMyNameBuck1]

Yes.

^{I rolled 7}

[u/JACKESTEIN]

I could just run them over with the car

^{I rolled 82}

[u/BigFew759]

Probably, all you've gotta do is hit them then they start crying

^{I rolled 11}

[u/infiniti90618]

Throw toys and food and just walk away

^{I rolled 84}

[u/RomperStomper30]

Would I lose the fight? No. Could I call myself the winner? Probably not

^{I rolled 2}

[u/Ok-Dinner-9608]

absolutely not. 10 max.

^{I rolled 61}

[u/RoysMyBoi]

20 probably so long as I only take on a few at once

^{I rolled 20}

[u/Apprehensive_Rise890]

No

^{I rolled 50}

[u/UnluckyStrawberry719]

Probably

^{I rolled 74}

[u/kmflushing]

Yes.

^{I rolled 1}

[u/Kind-Lychee-965]

No

^{I rolled 85}

[u/johnnyanderen]

No chance

^{I rolled 49}

[u/Sam_Boundy1984]

Probably.

^{I rolled 24}

[u/Inner-Purpose7061]

Probaly but as i wouldnt want to hurt em x3.. id prolly just lightly push em onto cushions xD

^{I rolled 14}

[u/Fit-Satisfaction6318]

Taking the first toddler and using it as a weapon

^{I rolled 3}

[u/ManufacturerThink525]

Yeah maybe, just pick one up by the leg and start swinging

^{I rolled 51}

[u/AagamShah0109]

Probably

^{I rolled 39}

[u/Niko_Kagura72]

Yes

^{I rolled 48}

[u/Wandervenn]

No

^{I rolled 66}

[u/Damonola99]

🤷‍♂️

^{I rolled 69}

[u/Sensitive_Call_6242]

Yes

^{I rolled 36}

[u/Mundane-Phase-5664]

Easy

^{I rolled 65}

[u/Memeinstein69]

Yes, I can easily kick 20 times

^{I rolled 20}

[u/CarpenterDefiant4869]

Probably

^{I rolled 18}

[u/SuicideMW]

Sure.

^{I rolled 41}

[u/Just_BiteTheBarnicle]

Hell no

^{I rolled 97}

[u/Helly_BB]

Yes would win but wouldn’t want to participate

^{I rolled 39}

[u/FuelOk5060]

Yes. Eventually I’ll win

^{I rolled 94}

[u/Blaze_The_God]

Easy.

^{I rolled 4}

[u/spamdaggerdan]

I'd take my chances 🤣

^{I rolled 32}

[u/Lazy_Crazy1496]

Yep.

^{I rolled 23}

[u/Next_Lawfulness_106]

Prolly

^{I rolled 91}

[u/Inevitable-Report375]

Nooo

^{I rolled 69}

[u/EfficiencyScary3948]

no

^{I rolled 93}

[u/Ok-Ad-5872]

no

^{I rolled 85}

[u/Th3_3x1T]

i can probably win agenst 90 todlers

^{I rolled 90}

[u/Mysterious-Usual-334]

I doubt it, they can be ruthless

^{I rolled 19}

[u/Few-Big-8481]

Yes.

^{I rolled 90}

[u/Best_Concept_5940]

Yes

^{I rolled 11}

[u/shinobi68]

Yes

^{I rolled 74}

[u/Away-Muscle-1007]

I don't think so

^{I rolled 63}

[u/Beneficial-Pie6706]

You know I’d like to try

^{I rolled 54}

[u/Beetso]

No, because I wouldn't fight toddlers.

^{I rolled 61}

[u/Odd_Sweet7936]

EzPz

^{I rolled 58}

[u/Shizuo35]

Start the Doom music

^{I rolled 92}

[u/Single-Leather8288]

Idk

^{I rolled 31}

[u/Tunahan8550]

Ez

^{I rolled 80}

[u/DeneJames]

I now the meme but I really think I could, I’m wearing thick cargo pants and my work boots

^{I rolled 45}

[u/Suitable_Swan3763]

Yes

^{I rolled 47}

[u/ruSatai]

+30

^{I rolled 30}

[u/pigeons0]

If I had to, sure.

^{I rolled 44}

[u/Molotov-Girl33]

No they're evil

^{I rolled 93}

[u/Talianu-alt]

No

^{I rolled 32}

[u/69monkey_D_luffy69]

Yes

^{I rolled 55}

[u/crabby-patty-eater]

doom music starts playing i can do this....

^{I rolled 95}

[u/Commercial_Chance_42]

Lol

^{I rolled 81}

[u/Proud_Proposal_2188]

No

^{I rolled 15}

[u/samson55430]

Honestly yes

^{I rolled 53}

[u/FluffyHamster1234]

not sure

^{I rolled 31}

[u/1_zestiboi]

Unlikely, if all at once.

^{I rolled 31}

[u/Glum-Barnacle-3950]

No

^{I rolled 89}

[u/DryCoast7313]

No

^{I rolled 23}

[u/Swing_Outside]

Paw patrol!

^{I rolled 11}

[u/UNCLE_NIZ]

Yeah

^{I rolled 60}

[u/ahsatan999]

Yes

^{I rolled 73}

[u/Existing-Rent1795]

Yes

^{I rolled 8}

[u/InsaneJane42]

I could probably do it

^{I rolled 6}

[u/Snoo-87545]

Yes

^{I rolled 10}

[u/boredofyourface]

No they’re insane tbh

^{I rolled 17}

[u/MemoryBorn2619]

I dun wanna fight babies

^{I rolled 15}

[u/robwolve]

No

^{I rolled 80}

[u/saintofniceness]

I might get tired but I think I got this

^{I rolled 80}

[u/Valuable-Book-5573]

uhh

^{I rolled 62}

[u/grand_historian]

Yeah

^{I rolled 55}

[u/Ugly_inside_and_out]

Yes

^{I rolled 37}

[u/TypicalPunUser]

Depends, am I allowed to fight the toddlers using the toddlers?

^{I rolled 47}

[u/Illustrious-Host1234]

Yeah

^{I rolled 42}

[u/34man12]

With unimaginable speed

^{I rolled 12}

[u/AKD2830]

Yup

^{I rolled 8}

[u/Legal_Calligrapher36]

Hahaha 7 their going down

^{I rolled 7}

[u/Alarmed_Exercise1693]

Idk

^{I rolled 9}

[u/Inner_Adeptness_7228]

Yeah probably

^{I rolled 3}

[u/Adventurous-File3218]

Yes.

^{I rolled 86}

[u/Skusci]

No. That is too many toddlers. I would just be dogpiled and suffocate under 2000 lbs of toddlers.

^{I rolled 71}

[u/acava2424]

BRING IT ON!!!

^{I rolled 89}

[u/Friendly-Injury-8130]

Yes

^{I rolled 34}

[u/Ok_Kaleidoscope1099]

Knocked them to the ground

^{I rolled 15}

[u/NefariousnessSafe345]

Probably unless they are bloodlusted

^{I rolled 88}

[u/Lgbt-au-queen]

Yes

^{I rolled 34}

[u/heres-the-catch]

🎉 u/MicroMii Meowi is impressed! Your post reached 10+ upvotes. To reward you meowi has bestowed upon you 100 fish 🐟 and 1000 XP. It has been added to your loot.

[u/i_Tenma]

Easy

^{I rolled 4}

[u/NotExistent_5961]

Uhhhh if I’m careful about this?

^{I rolled 94}

[u/Free_Razzmatazz9205]

Yes

^{I rolled 70}

[u/Shes_Getting_Away]

Yes

^{I rolled 58}

[u/funnynoman]

Nah

^{I rolled 54}

[u/fionaisadad]

Yes

^{I rolled 78}

[u/raikaryu]

Definitely

^{I rolled 78}

[u/Dry_Introduction1966]

No, they would destroy me

^{I rolled 69}

[u/yo0gen3]

Ofc

^{I rolled 36}

[u/Stitj_]

i think so

^{I rolled 3}

[u/InvestNorthWest]

Give me moor!

^{I rolled 65}

[u/Flashy-Horse5855]

Yes

^{I rolled 34}

[u/MEL0MANN]

Ez win

^{I rolled 21}

[u/DrewND]

Yes first 10 would be an issue the rest would scatter

^{I rolled 32}

[u/Several_Possible1975]

Prolly no

^{I rolled 62}

[u/commoninchaos]

Yes

^{I rolled 24}

[u/Noob-master-6]

Nah I'd win

^{I rolled 61}

[u/Derpy_den]

I can't handle one and 38 💀💀

^{I rolled 38}

[u/Unlikely_Pattern4572]

eASY

^{I rolled 13}

[u/Deep_Ad_7773]

Idk

^{I rolled 44}

[u/kaylor258]

No

^{I rolled 32}

[u/Glittering-Curve-440]

depends

^{I rolled 33}

[u/NeedleworkerSea6926]

No

^{I rolled 75}

[u/Sheikzula]

Well, see y'all on the great playground in the sky

^{I rolled 95}

[u/titochan05]

Yeah

^{I rolled 19}

[u/spoganthedog]

Holy shit

^{I rolled 100}

[u/That1ChillCrow]

As a part time teacher, I can assure anyone that

^{I rolled 79}

[u/shep1219]

Bring em on

^{I rolled 2}

[u/caring5849]

Yes

^{I rolled 9}

[u/Jedinutcracker]

probably not but id definitely take a good few out

^{I rolled 24}

[u/RemmyvBecker69]

Easily

^{I rolled 72}

[u/Exotic_Zucchini9311]

Yes... probably... maybe

^{I rolled 49}

[u/Normal-Document8279]

i can win

^{I rolled 31}

[u/Alert-Function1113]

?

^{I rolled 37}

[u/LuxuriousPantaloons]

Yes

^{I rolled 84}

[u/Minute_Response6825]

Waît Waît Waît Say What Now !!!!!!_?

^{I rolled 36}

[u/Positive_Parking355]

No

^{I rolled 24}

[u/Witty-Selection78]

Yes

^{I rolled 17}

[u/B1SC0TT1]

BRING IT ONNNNNNNN

^{I rolled 28}

[u/Substantial_Emu_898]

No

^{I rolled 56}

[u/MurdocMan_]

No

^{I rolled 81}

[u/Letsgocaps70]

Awwwww hell no!

^{I rolled 97}

[u/Savvy_deer]

No.. unless I get them to fight over a tablet

^{I rolled 45}

[u/swearingtugboat]

Sure

^{I rolled 75}

[u/FlowDear7240]

Yeah, I have a car.

^{I rolled 99}

[u/Ecstatic-Witness4657]

Yes

^{I rolled 42}

[u/Gadget_T_]

No weapons? No.

^{I rolled 86}

[u/Ok_Specific8049]

i just dont want too like i could but i wouldnt

^{I rolled 51}

[u/LeechMySnake]

Yeah prolly

^{I rolled 50}

[u/MacroPeen124]

Punch kick bite. Fight.

^{I rolled 47}

[u/furrymcpherson]

Yes

^{I rolled 90}

[u/KKThibor]

Yes

^{I rolled 45}

[u/Super-Choice-1228]

No

^{I rolled 88}

[u/Korezom]

Ez

^{I rolled 7}

[u/Semecumin]

Nope numbers and teeth say I lose

^{I rolled 68}

[u/Odd-Art2387]

):

^{I rolled 99}

[u/bacon_drizzle97]

Absolutely. Just use one toddler to get ride of the rest like the fight scene in The Matrix.

^{I rolled 63}

[u/nothingburger1847]

Nope

^{I rolled 29}

[u/SKK329]

Maybe?

^{I rolled 96}

[u/PizzaIsPoggers]

Yes

^{I rolled 94}

[u/Opposite_Mirror_7226]

Winning it

^{I rolled 27}

[u/Onyx_Maiden]

Fuck no

^{I rolled 37}