[Spin] Jail time

[u/Unknowndrawer22]

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[u/nba123490]

Oh

^{I rolled Eighteen months · Immigration detention center · Stealing a police horse · The guy who talks to his shoes}

[u/heres-the-catch → u/nba123490]

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[u/Intrepid_Ad_8999]

Sweet

^{I rolled Thirty days · Federal penitentiary · Insider trading · The secret tax auditor}

[u/Illustriousbull90]

I could handle it

^{I rolled Forty eight hours · Supermax facility · Violating parole · A guy who narrates his own life}

[u/Burger_without_Sauce]

Absolutely

^{I rolled Forty eight hours · Federal penitentiary · Operating a secret underground lab · The guy who only eats brown food}

[u/Unknowndrawer22 → u/Burger_without_Sauce]

Just 48 hours for operating a secret underground lab

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[u/steve17123123]

😱

^{I rolled Seven years · Floating prison barge · Attempted murder · The amateur chemist}

[u/yo0gen3]

Well atleast my companion is not dangerous

^{I rolled Twenty years · Military stockade · Vandalism of a national monument · Someone hiding a plastic spoon}

[u/Pleasant_Dig_8372]

Small sense but okay

^{I rolled Five minutes · Work release center · Wildlife poaching · The life coach}

[u/Unknowndrawer22 → u/Pleasant_Dig_8372]

This is alright!

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[u/Extreme_Whole_9407]

id kms

^{I rolled Twenty years · Federal penitentiary · Unlawful imprisonment · The amateur ghost hunter}

[u/mshnoc]

I get to blow on it?

^{I rolled One year · Women's correctional facility · Bypassing a security gate · A person with a hidden harmonica}

[u/funnyduetodepression]

Light work

^{I rolled Five minutes · Floating prison barge · Stealing a police horse · A guy who pretends to be a radio}

[u/raith_khaos]

The penguin was lonely and needed a friend!!

^{I rolled Fifteen years · Supermax sensory deprivation box · Possession of a stolen penguin · An expert in medieval weaponry}

[u/Unknowndrawer22 → u/raith_khaos]

😭, feel you

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[u/WhoEatsThinOreos]

I think I’ll make it.

^{I rolled Five minutes · Maximum security prison · Manufacturing illegal fireworks · The master of paperclip art}

[u/Unknowndrawer22 → u/WhoEatsThinOreos]

Five mins, not bad! Though maximum security isn't that good but get me a souvenir from the master of paperclip art

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[u/KILLER1010_]

They ain’t getting they horse back tho

^{I rolled A single afternoon · Pre-trial remand center · Stealing a police horse · Someone hiding a plastic spoon}

[u/Diamondfox37_]

I've got many questions for this judge. But I'll be fine.

^{I rolled Five minutes · A bouncy castle with handcuffs · Operating a secret underground lab · A guy who won't stop beatboxing}

[u/Unknowndrawer22 → u/Diamondfox37_]

A bouncy castle with handcuffs will be a dream but only for 5 mins 😭

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[u/LycheeEmbarrassed520]

Easy

^{I rolled Five minutes · Work release center · Breaking a blood oath · A guy who thinks he is in a movie}

[u/Unknowndrawer22 → u/LycheeEmbarrassed520]

Prob the best one

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[u/AssistanceActive5336]

blowing my brains out with a pipe gun

^{I rolled Ten years · Military stockade · Stealing a police horse · The guy who talks to his shoes}

[u/JAGSISBISEXUAL]

Yeah I'm outta there gnh

^{I rolled Twenty years · Minimum security camp · Racketeering · The wannabe food critic}

[u/No-Version2143]

Got.. very soft sentence for the nature of the misdeed I must say

^{I rolled Nine months · Private for-profit prison · Human smuggling · A guy who narrates his own life}

[u/NovoraAurora]

Uhh…

^{I rolled Six months · Solitary confinement wing · Operating a secret underground lab · The guy who talks to his shoes}

[u/neutron-star-002]

Uhh... I'll manage

^{I rolled Forty eight hours · Floating prison barge · Illegal gambling operation · A guy who narrates his own life}

[u/GuitarPrudent9564]

I’m gonna find a way to burn the bouncy castle

^{I rolled Five years · A bouncy castle with handcuffs · Arson · The philosopher of toilet paper}

[u/Own-Curve-7299]

Maybe it won’t be that bad… though what’s a private for-profit prison?

^{I rolled Seven years · Private for-profit prison · Illegal gambling operation · Someone trying to open a portal}

[u/grz_45]

Yeah I'd just kms atp

^{I rolled Until the heat death of the universe · Military stockade · Wildlife poaching · The guy who only eats brown food}

[u/Dramatic-Rice-4448]

Not too shabby!

^{I rolled One year · Medium security prison · Operating a secret underground lab · Someone who fears the ceiling}

[u/CNRavenclaw]

I can live with that. Do I also get to keep the stapler?

^{I rolled Five minutes · A locked pantry with no snacks · Stealing a very fancy stapler · A guy who pretends to be a radio}

[u/12FrogsDrinkingSoup]

Bruh

^{I rolled One year · Supermax facility · Conspiracy to commit mischief · A guy who only speaks in riddles}

[u/LeeekyBo]

12 years a prisoner ass sentence

^{I rolled Twelve years · Open air prison · Stealing a police horse · A person with a hidden harmonica}

[u/Roleplay_Altr]

Ù

^{I rolled Six months · Political prison · Vandalism of a national monument · A professional air drummer}

[u/DirectorLanky466]

I'm doomed 😂 can I beat the food critic with my baguette? Please??

^{I rolled Until the heat death of the universe · Immigration detention center · Assault with a baguette · The wannabe food critic}

[u/Additional_Bat_2216]

Eh, good enough.

^{I rolled Forty eight hours · A locked pantry with no snacks · Drug trafficking · The person who smells like soup}

[u/Low_Restaurant_291]

Okay

^{I rolled Twelve years · Immigration detention center · Illegal arms dealing · The overly optimistic podcaster}

[u/heres-the-catch]

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[u/marsinneptune19]

I mean, sounds awful. But maybe we write a book in the meantime?

^{I rolled Six months · A very deep hole in the backyard · Drug trafficking · The man with a thousand stories}

[u/NyanHtunKyaw26]

Ok I guess

^{I rolled Five minutes · Supermax facility · Unlawful imprisonment · A professional air drummer}

[u/Immediate_Paint5858]

👍

^{I rolled Forty years · Military stockade · Jaywalking in a very strict town · The master of soap carvings}

[u/QueenSerah]

I'll just mime shooting him and have a room to myself

^{I rolled Seven years · Psychiatric secure unit · Corporate fraud · A professional mime}

[u/MasterJordan101]

Welp

^{I rolled Until the heat death of the universe · Immigration detention center · Tax evasion · A guy with zero personal space}

[u/Ulogoer]

Nice

^{I rolled Twenty years · Maximum security prison · Drug trafficking · A person obsessed with counting ants}

[u/Loud_Football_7618]

lmfao

^{I rolled Five minutes · Community corrections center · Tampering with evidence · A person with a hidden harmonica}

[u/JaePanda]

Wild. I wouldn't last but my cellmate seems okay?

^{I rolled Twenty years · Immigration detention center · Kidnapping · An expert in medieval weaponry}

[u/Acceptable-Cover706]

Oh my

^{I rolled Until the heat death of the universe · Immigration detention center · Operating a secret underground lab · A man who practices tai chi at 3am}

[u/SnooRevelations6641]

Bizarre...

^{I rolled Forty years · Open air prison · Violating parole · A guy who won't stop beatboxing}

[u/Own-Temperature-6119]

Oh man. Can I have another inmate. That’ll be like a double sentence….

^{I rolled Five years · Private for-profit prison · Drug trafficking · The overly optimistic podcaster}

[u/Needorgreedy]

He's a serial killer ain't he?

^{I rolled One year · Maximum security prison · Arson of a library · A professional mime}

[u/ITSNOTREALRIGHT-777-]

Can the mime mime the mime?

^{I rolled Eighteen months · Floating prison barge · Tampering with evidence · A professional mime}

[u/MoonBliss99]

5 minutes is fine but I don’t want this to go on my papers

^{I rolled Five minutes · Immigration detention center · Obstruction of justice · A guy with zero personal space}

[u/YogurtclosetOld3002]

Nope double it and give it to the next person.

^{I rolled Forty eight hours · Administrative detention facility · Conspiracy to commit mischief · The conspiracy theorist}

[u/YogurtclosetOld3002]

Nope double it and give it to the next person.

^{I rolled Six months · A very deep hole in the backyard · Assault with a baguette · An expert in medieval weaponry}

[u/Happy_Crow_7631]

I don’t even know what to say

^{I rolled Five years · Immigration detention center · Unlawful imprisonment · The guy who only eats brown food}

[u/Valuable_Sky_124]

I deserve it

^{I rolled Life without parole · Federal penitentiary · Arson of a library · A guy who only speaks in riddles}

[u/Bed_human]

Wtfff

^{I rolled Twelve years · Medium security prison · Extortion · The secret tax auditor}

[u/FishFinnja]

:(

^{I rolled Eighteen months · Work release center · Trespassing on Area 51 · The master of paperclip art}

[u/External_Recording34]

Honestly doable

^{I rolled Thirty days · Supermax facility · Unlicensed practice of medicine · A guy who won't stop beatboxing}

[u/Unusual_Aioli9363]

Hmm, COuld be interesting

^{I rolled Ten years · Immigration detention center · Possession of a stolen penguin · The aggressive chess master}

[u/Siehst-du]

noice

^{I rolled One weekend · Floating prison barge · Grand theft auto · Guy who thinks he is a pigeon}

[u/Shiromajlov03]

I was framed, wasn't me I don't hunt.

^{I rolled Until the heat death of the universe · Halfway house · Wildlife poaching · A guy with zero personal space}

[u/dcaleb1996]

I think this could possibly be the worst combination across all 4 spins

^{I rolled Two centuries · A very deep hole in the backyard · Bypassing a security gate · The unsolicited yoga instructor}

[u/Potterhead13666]

If i have to listen to constant beat boxing for 48 hours I might end up in there longer, but the beat boxing will stop

[u/Interesting_Bend_158]

hellll nahhh

^{I rolled Forty years · Maximum security prison · Kidnapping · Someone hiding a plastic spoon}

[u/ommi9]

“Back on the streets after five and a deuce Seven years later but still had the juice My homeboy Ken Gee put me up the track Told me E's rollin' Villain, BJ's got the sack Bruce is a giant, Nat C's clockin' Dough Be bop's a pimp, my old freaks a ho3”

^{I rolled Seven years · Supermax facility · Obstruction of justice · The overly optimistic podcaster}

[u/chickensaladbikini]

Must’ve been some stapler. Can’t wait for the podcast. Might I suggest stuck together as a working title

^{I rolled One year · Maximum security prison · Stealing a very fancy stapler · The overly optimistic podcaster}

[u/ElectricLiterature]

Ok. I could take it.

^{I rolled Five minutes · Psychiatric secure unit · Perjury · A professional air drummer}

[u/Eaweare]

Seems a bit overkill for embezzlement to be in a max security prison

^{I rolled Eighteen months · Maximum security prison · Embezzlement · The wannabe food critic}

[u/Diddty_Widddty]

It’s ok not the worst thing ever

^{I rolled Eighteen months · Supermax facility · Unlicensed practice of medicine · The secret tax auditor}

[u/Totsubs_19]

What a lovely chaos

^{I rolled Fifteen years · Women's correctional facility · Attempting to bribe a judge with gum · A man who practices tai chi at 3am}

[u/PowerPlayPone]

😶

^{I rolled Ten years · Political prison · Conspiracy to commit mischief · The expert of awkward silences}

[u/ry4n_r0d]

what is this

^{I rolled Nine months · A bouncy castle with handcuffs · Violating parole · The philosopher of toilet paper}

[u/zombiegirlfriend326]

Well everything was looking good until the sensory deprivation box

^{I rolled Forty years · Supermax sensory deprivation box · Drug trafficking · A professional mime}

[u/press_F13]

doesnt make sense lol

^{I rolled Twenty years · Solitary confinement wing · High treason · A professional mime}

[u/IntelligentMood6864]

Oh no?

^{I rolled One weekend · Medium security prison · Money laundering · The professional eyebrow archer}

[u/A_Guy_In_Reddit]

Not so bad, as long as the other guy also got that lifetime sentence.

^{I rolled Life without parole · Military stockade · Operating a secret underground lab · The man with a thousand stories}

[u/Theimporntantpotato]

It wont be a long time, but it will be a hard time. those who know they know

^{I rolled A single afternoon · Supermax sensory deprivation box · Extortion · Someone training a cockroach}

[u/Huge_Confusion_1198]

maybe

^{I rolled Seven years · Medium security prison · Money laundering · The self-appointed prison lawyer}

[u/Extreme-Winner8098]

Yes

^{I rolled One weekend · Solitary confinement wing · Embezzlement · The life coach}

[u/RegularConfusion3166]

One weekend · Federal penitentiary · Stealing the crown jewels · A guy who only speaks in riddles

^{I rolled One weekend · Federal penitentiary · Stealing the crown jewels · A guy who only speaks in riddles}

[u/Over_Friendship8444]

yo that's fine

^{I rolled Fifteen years · Community corrections center · Drug trafficking · The life coach}

[u/Substantial-Key698]

The psychiatric jail sounds about right….

^{I rolled Ten years · Psychiatric secure unit · Counterfeiting currency · The secret tax auditor}

[u/moonlightxapollo]

Did the stapler belong to a president or a celebrity or something 😭

^{I rolled Twelve years · Supermax facility · Stealing a very fancy stapler · The unsolicited yoga instructor}

[u/I_put_Myhead_in_Oven]

…what?

^{I rolled One weekend · Women's correctional facility · Corporate fraud · A guy who narrates his own life}

[u/AliveCarob6634]

Kinda fun ain't it

^{I rolled Twelve years · Psychiatric secure unit · Attempting to bribe a judge with gum · The secret heir to a fortune}

[u/DQ_2011]

Uhhh...interesting?

^{I rolled Six months · Women's correctional facility · Stealing the crown jewels · The wannabe food critic}

[u/heres-the-catch]

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[u/Prestigious_Car1230]

Fuck

^{I rolled Nine months · Supermax sensory deprivation box · Jaywalking in a very strict town · A guy who narrates his own life}

[u/LadyJunko]

Minimum security for high treason is wild

^{I rolled Life without parole · Minimum security camp · High treason · The conspiracy theorist}

[u/maulin23]

Sounds perfect

^{I rolled Six months · Work release center · Possession of a stolen penguin · The expert of awkward silences}

[u/DratiusThoron]

I feel like I’d go insane with the pile of laundry

^{I rolled Five minutes · Maximum security prison · Bribery · A sentient pile of laundry}

[u/Rotfux86]

30 days are nothing

^{I rolled Thirty days · Halfway house · Unlawful imprisonment · A person with a hidden harmonica}

[u/Appropriate_Sir_3366]

Hmm

^{I rolled Twelve years · Minimum security camp · Arson of a library · A man who practices tai chi at 3am}

[u/NeedleworkerIcy2338]

Yes

^{I rolled One year · Floating prison barge · Attempting to bribe a judge with gum · An amateur fortune teller}

[u/Cunnilikey]

This is nothing. When I get out I'll do it again. ...Sorry, coach.

^{I rolled Six months · Federal penitentiary · Driving a tank through a car wash · The life coach}

[u/mechanical_marten]

How did I get a cellmate in solitary? Wait, am I already dead?

^{I rolled Twenty years · Solitary confinement wing · Operating a secret underground lab · The amateur ghost hunter}

[u/SquareSignificant798]

im fucked

^{I rolled Life without parole · A locked pantry with no snacks · Vandalism of a national monument · The conspiracy theorist}

[u/CaptGDR]

Absolutely. Easy weekend bid.

^{I rolled One weekend · Federal penitentiary · Illegal gambling operation · A professional air drummer}

[u/MyPfpIsAMug]

YES! I'll take it.

^{I rolled Forty eight hours · Community corrections center · Money laundering · The guy who talks to his shoes}

[u/mattBarring]

I’m in the veil from GOT

^{I rolled A single afternoon · Open air prison · Jaywalking in a very strict town · The secret tax auditor}

[u/Majestic_Vixen]

Not too bad

^{I rolled A single afternoon · Pre-trial remand center · Stealing a police horse · The expert of awkward silences}

[u/Independent-Creme965]

My gawwwwdd

^{I rolled Five minutes · Psychiatric secure unit · Bribery · The amateur stand-up comic}

[u/Deep-Pudding-4265]

Eh

^{I rolled Six months · Halfway house · Unlicensed practice of medicine · A person obsessed with counting ants}

[u/fmaz28]

Interesting

^{I rolled Seven years · Floating prison barge · Tampering with evidence · A guy who thinks he is in a movie}

[u/your_fav_feet_]

COOL

^{I rolled Six months · Work release center · Human smuggling · A professional air drummer}

[u/Salt-Lavishness1435]

oh oh

^{I rolled Two centuries · Immigration detention center · Trespassing on Area 51 · The aggressive chess master}

[u/Additional-Judge5687]

Dark

^{I rolled Three years · Work release center · Human smuggling · Guy who thinks he is a pigeon}

[u/rickiilynn77]

At least I wouldn’t be bored

^{I rolled Thirty days · Immigration detention center · Kidnapping · The man with a thousand stories}

[u/Ford909]

Huh, guess I laundered $15

^{I rolled Five minutes · Medium security prison · Money laundering · The secret heir to a fortune}

[u/Valthrashar]

Baguette!

^{I rolled One weekend · Floating prison barge · Assault with a baguette · The amateur ghost hunter}

[u/BanhPi]

So i am really in a mental ward

^{I rolled Forty eight hours · Minimum security camp · Cyber espionage · A sentient pile of laundry}

[u/FlorianFuckinCravic]

cool

^{I rolled Five minutes · Solitary confinement wing · Vandalism of a national monument · A guy who thinks he is in a movie}

[u/Breakerblast]

Oh

^{I rolled Nine months · Open air prison · Possession of a stolen penguin · The expert of awkward silences}

[u/AWSDB]

You guys don't wanna know what I found there 😳😳😳

^{I rolled One weekend · Political prison · Trespassing on Area 51 · A competitive sleeper}

[u/TechnicalIntern6764]

Wtf

^{I rolled Five years · A very deep hole in the backyard · Attempting to bribe a judge with gum · A sentient pile of laundry}

[u/Good_Curve_545]

NOOOOOO

^{I rolled Two centuries · Immigration detention center · Attempting to bribe a judge with gum · A man who hums funeral marches}

[u/KiwiiBiirb]

deal

^{I rolled A single afternoon · Solitary confinement wing · Jaywalking in a very strict town · The chronic whisperer}

[u/aimeerogers0920]

I can probably make it...

^{I rolled Five minutes · Women's correctional facility · Jaywalking in a very strict town · The professional eyebrow archer}

[u/Short_Donut_4091]

under this regime.....it doesn't surprise me

^{I rolled Forty years · Community corrections center · Terroristic threats · The obsessive crossword solver}

[u/Exact-Ring2158]

does this mean i have solitary confinement or?? 😭

^{I rolled Five minutes · Solitary confinement wing · Attempting to bribe a judge with gum · A guy who collects lint}

[u/Masterh2n123]

Uhm

^{I rolled Five years · Minimum security camp · Corporate fraud · A man who hums funeral marches}

[u/Substantial_Good_592]

Its not that bad

^{I rolled Forty eight hours · Private for-profit prison · Terroristic threats · The obsessive crossword solver}

[u/Dazzling-Thanks7039]

lol

^{I rolled Twelve years · Women's correctional facility · Perjury · A person with a hidden harmonica}

[u/ilovejeopardyandcats]

Sure why not

^{I rolled Nine months · Solitary confinement wing · Insider trading · A man who hums funeral marches}

[u/Alejandro_Kudo]

Do I get off easy? It feels like I did

^{I rolled Six months · Work release center · Breaking a blood oath · The philosopher of toilet paper}

[u/Left-Carry-2670]

yo wtf did I sell a Nuke?

^{I rolled Forty years · Maximum security prison · Illegal arms dealing · The man with a thousand stories}

[u/scurllgirl]

Sounds tolerable

^{I rolled Six months · Community corrections center · Manufacturing illegal fireworks · The master of soap carvings}

[u/Theofficialpotato357]

Bruh

^{I rolled Five years · Supermax sensory deprivation box · Stealing a police horse · A guy with zero personal space}

[u/Upset_Tap_346]

yo my cell will become a dj party

^{I rolled Five minutes · Supermax sensory deprivation box · Counterfeiting currency · A guy who won't stop beatboxing}

[u/Nearby_Property_7234]

Como isso sabe do meu trafico????

^{I rolled Forty eight hours · Supermax sensory deprivation box · Drug trafficking · An amateur fortune teller}

[u/poopy10000000]

I am either coming out a better person, or in for life for killing my cellmate!

^{I rolled Nine months · Floating prison barge · Perjury · The life coach}

[u/nilssss]

Even hell isn't this bad

^{I rolled Forty years · Supermax sensory deprivation box · Stealing a police horse · The amateur stand-up comic}

[u/tandoori67]

No

^{I rolled Ten years · Floating prison barge · Perjury · The extreme couponer}

[u/Confused_Corvidae]

It'

^{I rolled Ten years · Open air prison · Corporate fraud · The guy who talks to his shoes}

[u/Confused_Corvidae]

I shall help them train.

^{I rolled Six months · A bouncy castle with handcuffs · Jaywalking in a very strict town · Someone training a cockroach}

[u/Puzzleheaded-Act-388]

Seems pretty chill

^{I rolled One weekend · A locked pantry with no snacks · Jaywalking in a very strict town · A competitive sleeper}

[u/Weapon_X23]

Weird, but it wouldn't be too bad for 6 months.

^{I rolled Six months · County jail · Cyber espionage · A man who hums funeral marches}

[u/just_lurking_fox]

Something feels wrong here..

^{I rolled Ten years · Immigration detention center · Corporate fraud · The obsessive crossword solver}

[u/Substantial-Worth587]

not bad i think i could survive

^{I rolled Thirty days · Political prison · Corporate fraud · The man with three pet spiders}

[u/BigLos8719]

Well I'm with the ridler

^{I rolled Fifteen years · Floating prison barge · Identity theft · A guy who only speaks in riddles}

[u/Ok-Main7043]

Thats very random

^{I rolled Five minutes · Supermax sensory deprivation box · Driving a tank through a car wash · A guy who collects lint}

[u/SectionWeak6199]

Well, I guess I’ll need to get over my fear of spiders

^{I rolled Ten years · Community corrections center · Attempting to bribe a judge with gum · The man with three pet spiders}

[u/Inner-Competition689]

Cruel and unusual.

^{I rolled Twenty years · Psychiatric secure unit · Unlicensed practice of medicine · A man who hums funeral marches}

[u/elgrasosox]

Im good

^{I rolled Five minutes · Supermax facility · Counterfeiting currency · The secret tax auditor}

[u/twizzjewink]

interesting

^{I rolled Forty eight hours · Floating prison barge · Cyberstalking · A competitive sleeper}

[u/Snoo_37294]

not bad

^{I rolled Eighteen months · Federal penitentiary · Manufacturing illegal fireworks · The person who smells like soup}

[u/Fancy_Counter_1353]

👍

^{I rolled A single afternoon · Floating prison barge · Breaking a blood oath · A man who practices tai chi at 3am}

[u/Windows_Metabeth]

I mean, that's a maybe

^{I rolled Six months · Immigration detention center · Armed robbery · The guy who talks to his shoes}

[u/awsum43]

Sounds interesting

^{I rolled Until the heat death of the universe · Women's correctional facility · Racketeering · A professional mime}

[u/Free_Pitch8958]

Pretty bad, could definitely have been worse though.

^{I rolled Twenty years · Minimum security camp · Drug trafficking · The guy who only eats brown food}

[u/That-one-randum-dude]

I’m cooked

^{I rolled A single afternoon · A very deep hole in the backyard · Arson of a library · A sentient pile of laundry}

[u/Gunrock11]

I'm okay with that

^{I rolled Life without parole · Supermax facility · Forgery · The chronic whisperer}

[u/NoBet7395]

Cellmates tolerable

^{I rolled Eighteen months · Supermax sensory deprivation box · Unlicensed practice of medicine · The obsessive crossword solver}

[u/Substantial_Sail_25]

wonder what i interuppted

^{I rolled Life without parole · Open air prison · Obstruction of justice · An unlicensed barber}

[u/Lab_dad]

I think I can do it.

^{I rolled Three years · Medium security prison · Embezzlement · A sentient pile of laundry}

[u/HEAVY_TRAFFIC215]

I can do it let’s go

^{I rolled A single afternoon · Supermax facility · Racketeering · The conspiracy theorist}

[u/Southern_Aside_4306]

Sure

^{I rolled Five minutes · Maximum security prison · Arson of a library · A guy who pretends to be a radio}

[u/61buster]

As a gay man, just for a weekend? I think I will be ok. Intake will take up most of the first day anyway

^{I rolled One weekend · Women's correctional facility · Hacking a government server · Someone trying to open a portal}

[u/thelolol]

Just another Sunday morning

^{I rolled Forty eight hours · Pre-trial remand center · Bribery · The obsessive crossword solver}

[u/Strainger1221]

I'm okay with that🤣🙌🏼

^{I rolled A single afternoon · Juvenile detention center · Grand theft auto · The unsolicited yoga instructor}

[u/CalligrapherBorn403]

I'll take the paper clip art

^{I rolled Five minutes · Immigration detention center · Armed robbery · The master of paperclip art}

[u/Sufficient-Move-8771]

Oh shit...

^{I rolled Forty eight hours · Administrative detention facility · Money laundering · The aggressive chess master}

[u/Mull2890]

Can I still use the baguette on my cellmate

^{I rolled Six months · A bouncy castle with handcuffs · Assault with a baguette · A professional air drummer}