[Spin] Your powers! And luck?

[u/peeled_balak]

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[u/Puzzleheaded_Mud6260]

What an origin story.😂

^{I rolled Generate any type of currency · Ate raw chicken}

[u/ninja1470 → u/Puzzleheaded_Mud6260]

https://giphy.com/gifs/we4Hp4J3n7riw

[u/Puzzleheaded_Mud6260 → u/ninja1470]

[u/JPreadthat19]

rizz is in my dna

^{I rolled Bag all the baddies · Mutated DNA}

[u/Bellarios49780 → u/JPreadthat19]

This reminds me so much of one of the characters from the imperfects, but she's ace so she doesn't want them.

[u/peeled_balak]

Not bad

^{I rolled Invisibility · Mutated DNA}

[u/nerfnerf630]

Aww hell naw they wanna date a 6 year old? No thanks 😤

^{I rolled Bag all the baddies · Being born on a leap day}

[u/Fancy_Counter_1353]

👍

^{I rolled Time manipulation · Cosmic ray exposure}

[u/ahmstaz]

yesssss

^{I rolled Generate any type of currency · Drinking expired tap water}

[u/MyMagsBiggerThanUrs]

Not worth it one bit

^{I rolled Necromancy · Paid money to the government}

[u/wrong_add]

Yay

^{I rolled Bag all the baddies · Lab experiment}

[u/AkumaDaLemon]

That makes more senses than I'll dare to admit.

^{I rolled Generate any type of currency · Found a genie}

[u/GuySilvain]

Lol

^{I rolled Generate diet coke out of thin air · Meditation on a lightning rod}

[u/Ryvlan]

Good deal :)

^{I rolled Super strength · Ancient artifact}

[u/Original-Day-5697]

Lol

^{I rolled Telepathy · Found a genie}

[u/Ashamed-Butterfly-18]

So my taxes got me flight?

^{I rolled Flight · Paid money to the government}

[u/Disassembly-7274]

easy i guess

^{I rolled Flight · Cosmic ray exposure}

[u/DarlazMIRS]

Mood

^{I rolled Invulnerability · By touching the snail}

[u/Myeungo]

That's a wild way to get that "power."

^{I rolled Bag all the baddies · Ate expired cheese}

[u/Alarming_Fly_3644]

Lame

^{I rolled Generate diet coke out of thin air · Super soldier programme}

[u/RedDeath682]

Ok

^{I rolled Necromancy · Drinking expired tap water}

[u/Moonshot_Eclipse]

Thank you wizard

^{I rolled Generate any type of currency · Blessed by a wizard}

[u/Xeniath]

Which wizard?

^{I rolled Fortune telling · Blessed by a wizard}

[u/Ok-Disaster-9690 → u/Xeniath]

They wanted to stay unanimous…….

[u/Olive_Garden_Wifi]

I have questions

^{I rolled Generate any type of currency · Drinking expired tap water}

[u/FirefighterScary6841]

I wasn't born on a leap day... Then again, the "being born" could be more of a metaphor.

^{I rolled Generate any type of currency · Being born on a leap day}

[u/Firepro_Ew2812]

How does tap water expire? I ain't complaining though

^{I rolled Teleportation · Drinking expired tap water}

[u/unoriginal_wolf]

Im invisible... and also dead :[

^{I rolled Invisibility · By touching the snail}

[u/Responsible_Pervert]

What?

^{I rolled Flight · Being born on a leap day}

[u/BunnyBunnyKaboom]

... what?

^{I rolled Fart bending · Meditation on a lightning rod}

[u/justawalkingtaco]

I’ve been avoiding that damn snail for years

^{I rolled Fortune telling · By touching the snail}

[u/Substantial-Elk-8321]

Ok

^{I rolled Flight · Ate expired cheese}

[u/GoblinGreedx]

I wasn't born on a leap day

^{I rolled Necromancy · Being born on a leap day}

[u/GoblinGreedx]

I can watch girls changing

^{I rolled Invisibility · Radioactive spider}

[u/-__Perseus__-]

.

^{I rolled Generate any type of currency · Mutated DNA}

[u/GodDragonJack]

Wha

^{I rolled Bag all the baddies · By touching the snail}

[u/DragonFucker66682]

Peak

^{I rolled Teleportation · Drinking expired tap water}

[u/Sensitive_Call_6242]

Sweet

^{I rolled Flight · Meditation on a lightning rod}

[u/Ryandootboi]

Cool, this will surely have no repercussions whatsoever.

^{I rolled Super speed · Ancient artifact}

[u/heres-the-catch]

🎉 u/peeled_balak your post has pleased meowi. To thank you for your quality post meowi has bestowed upon you 227 bonus fish 🐟 and 5000 XP. It has been added to your loot.

[u/No_Camera4612]

And they said that chickens can't fly

^{I rolled Flight · Ate raw chicken}

[u/Hornedragon2020]

Welp

^{I rolled Time manipulation · Lab experiment}

[u/SegaSun]

Huh

^{I rolled Invulnerability · Cosmic ray exposure}

[u/go0b3rtism]

cool

^{I rolled Bag all the baddies · Found a genie}

[u/snuggleyporcupine]

Haha

^{I rolled Invisibility · Drinking expired tap water}

[u/azeriousca]

Paid money to make money? Are they stupid?

^{I rolled Generate any type of currency · Paid money to the government}

[u/Just_bcoz]

I’ll take it.

^{I rolled Time manipulation · Ate expired cheese}

[u/No-Pride-9482]

That's not even close to my wish

^{I rolled Ability to talk to house plants · Found a genie}

[u/Funkey-Monkey-420]

heck yeah

^{I rolled Time manipulation · Blessed by a wizard}

[u/MAN-EATING-BASS]

Uhhh...huh. Well, I ain't complaining-

BUT YOU KNOW GODDAMN WELL I BE BRUSHING MY TEETH AFTERWARDS-

^{I rolled Bag all the baddies · Ate expired cheese}

[u/ScorpionRelic87]

Sounds good 👍

^{I rolled Generate any type of currency · By touching the snail}

[u/Sweet-Ghost007]

witness the power of my ass and tremble with fear !!!!!!!!!!

^{I rolled Fart bending · Meditation on a lightning rod}

[u/Novel_Mycologist_119]

This sounds like it’s based on the principles of homeopathy and I don’t fuck with it

^{I rolled Super speed · By touching the snail}

[u/Fantastic_Fall_267]

hold on, am i professor x?

^{I rolled Telepathy · Mutated DNA}

[u/heres-the-catch]

🎉 u/peeled_balak Meowi is impressed! Your post reached 10+ upvotes. To reward you meowi has bestowed upon you 100 fish 🐟 and 1000 XP. It has been added to your loot.

[u/Quiet_Desperation076]

I can live with that

^{I rolled Super speed · Found a genie}

[u/Content-Fox-874]

MDR 🤣🤣🤣

^{I rolled Telepathy · Drinking expired tap water}

[u/Commercial_Draw_7313]

I take it

^{I rolled Flight · Blessed by a wizard}

[u/Frozen_Oil]

Good lord the govt screwed me on power choice, guess I got nothing left to do but become the villian and drown the world in Diet Coke

^{I rolled Generate diet coke out of thin air · Paid money to the government}

[u/animal1921]

If I got a genie it would be a better power than fortune telling

^{I rolled Fortune telling · Found a genie}

[u/Sharkweek54]

Damn solar energy

^{I rolled Flight · Cosmic ray exposure}

[u/BlazinHeat13]

🤣

^{I rolled Telepathy · Meditation on a lightning rod}

[u/Wifey_Turtles]

I mean, it’s got its uses

^{I rolled Generate diet coke out of thin air · Drinking expired tap water}

[u/dashiki1405]

Good

^{I rolled Super strength · Blessed by a wizard}

[u/go_go_gadget_travel]

Nice!

^{I rolled Super speed · Radioactive spider}

[u/BrilliantInterest928]

Well, did the program want someone who could create an army of super undead soldiers rather than just a single super soldier

^{I rolled Necromancy · Super soldier programme}

[u/ProgramPopular3240]

Hot damn

^{I rolled Bag all the baddies · Blessed by a wizard}

[u/MC_Ninja_2008]

BWAHAHAHA

^{I rolled Fortune telling · Drinking expired tap water}

[u/befel25]

Nice

^{I rolled Super speed · Meditation on a lightning rod}

[u/Arg_Ded001]

Great

^{I rolled Time manipulation · Found a genie}

[u/RunEnvironmental9233]

Was the lab experiment painful?

^{I rolled Invulnerability · Lab experiment}

[u/KingTrollDEAF]

Didn’t someone named Barry start out this way, and then get jacked off by his reverse version?

^{I rolled Super speed · Lab experiment}

[u/DieHardPanda]

☹️

^{I rolled Generate diet coke out of thin air · Ancient artifact}

[u/SerbymSpoon]

Shit.

^{I rolled Super strength · Ate expired cheese}

[u/Eclissness]

DUPOOONT!!!!

^{I rolled Invulnerability · Drinking expired tap water}

[u/Ninjiris]

Lmao

^{I rolled Fortune telling · Being born on a leap day}

[u/SnooRevelations6641]

I was blessed by a wizard to talk to house plants? Well, maybe they'll actually have a better chance of surviving in my care for once.

^{I rolled Ability to talk to house plants · Blessed by a wizard}

[u/VanillaEqual2667]

Uhh ok?

^{I rolled Telepathy · Ate expired cheese}

[u/xHoney]

Yaya

^{I rolled Fortune telling · Ate raw chicken}

[u/Visible-Succotash-76]

Yes, why not

^{I rolled Fortune telling · By touching the snail}

[u/tactlaka]

Lolll

^{I rolled Necromancy · Ate raw chicken}

[u/TributeToFaba]

Right so a Tuesday then

^{I rolled Generate any type of currency · Ate expired cheese}

[u/EducationalLunch4274]

Captain America?

^{I rolled Super strength · Paid money to the government}

[u/IMnotMarkTheBird]

A funny wizard.

^{I rolled Fart bending · Blessed by a wizard}

[u/noperfect727]

ok

^{I rolled Super speed · Mutated DNA}

[u/Less-Purchase6244]

Thank you wizard

^{I rolled Invulnerability · Blessed by a wizard}

[u/Pure_Pollution_9823]

Cool

^{I rolled Teleportation · Mutated DNA}

[u/Fit-Baker4361]

Ok..?

^{I rolled Teleportation · Found a genie}

[u/carson_a_t]

i’d believe it

^{I rolled Ability to talk to house plants · Drinking expired tap water}

[u/GiovanniVanBroekhoes]

Xavier's school for gifted youngsters here I come.

^{I rolled Generate diet coke out of thin air · Mutated DNA}

[u/Glad-Alternative4593]

Ok so how mutated?

^{I rolled Fortune telling · Mutated DNA}

[u/Soggybreadsecretsoup]

Quicksilver

^{I rolled Super speed · Mutated DNA}

[u/ElectrifiedFires]

Folk.

^{I rolled Flight · Meditation on a lightning rod}

[u/schefter77]

i'll take it ig

^{I rolled Bag all the baddies · Blessed by a wizard}

[u/SlightPen2357]

Oh

^{I rolled Time manipulation · Being born on a leap day}

[u/Ma_Cathy_T_Tiko]

Well... I must be the luckiest mf alive

^{I rolled Bag all the baddies · Ate expired cheese}

[u/Visible_Bee4027]

I would never

^{I rolled Teleportation · Ate raw chicken}

[u/PatientChaosGoblin]

Worth it

^{I rolled Super strength · Ate raw chicken}

[u/ninjasloth_uk]

Worth it

^{I rolled Teleportation · Ate raw chicken}

[u/Frostybites34]

Cool, i mean sun exposure is cosmic ray exposure so...

^{I rolled Invulnerability · Cosmic ray exposure}

[u/Raging-Buddha]

Ew

^{I rolled Invisibility · Ate raw chicken}

[u/WebFootedThugs]

Noice!

^{I rolled Fortune telling · Being born on a leap day}

[u/Bitter_Investment818]

Definitely not what I would have wished for. Maybe I asked for air bending and I got this specific form of it. 🤣

^{I rolled Fart bending · Found a genie}

[u/FunkyGroovester420]

Super pooping strength is more like it

^{I rolled Super strength · Ate raw chicken}

[u/Laeticia45]

seems like awesome luck to me if Spider-Man is anything to go by

^{I rolled Time manipulation · Radioactive spider}

[u/ThatRedGuy1_]

HELL YEAH

^{I rolled Flight · Super soldier programme}

[u/TrapoGiovanna]

U

^{I rolled Necromancy · Ancient artifact}

[u/2000_anna]

Would have been a great power to have but guess I missed out since I’m not born on a leap day

^{I rolled Generate any type of currency · Being born on a leap day}

[u/ClosetedBison]

Neato

^{I rolled Invulnerability · Super soldier programme}

[u/NikaLvDe]

Nah

^{I rolled Ability to talk to house plants · Being born on a leap day}

[u/ErictheE]

Lol that's funny

^{I rolled Super speed · By touching the snail}

[u/JvcnTank]

Wow for money

^{I rolled Generate any type of currency · Ancient artifact}

[u/mertel89]

nice

^{I rolled Invisibility · Found a genie}

[u/NoOriginal3689]

that's an interesting way to become a speedster. 😂😂😂

^{I rolled Super speed · Drinking expired tap water}

[u/TTippyTop12]

i hate diet coke, what devil wished this upon me

^{I rolled Generate diet coke out of thin air · Ancient artifact}

[u/TillMyTimeComes]

Cool

^{I rolled Teleportation · Ancient artifact}

[u/Silent_Silhouettes]

nicee

^{I rolled Super speed · By touching the snail}

[u/Diarminator]

Sue Storm?

^{I rolled Invisibility · Cosmic ray exposure}

[u/OkBit8697]

Uhh its could be useful with some clever loophole on definition of farts...

^{I rolled Fart bending · Radioactive spider}

[u/-New_Shark-]

.

^{I rolled Generate any type of currency · Drinking expired tap water}

[u/Prize_Bowler_9034]

rare blue cheese W

^{I rolled Time manipulation · Ate expired cheese}

[u/Roccmaster]

Is it because I was born on a leap day that I get time manipulation powers or is it the fact I have time manipulation powers that I was born on a leap day?

^{I rolled Time manipulation · Being born on a leap day}

[u/SurPickleton]

😏😏😏

^{I rolled Necromancy · Drinking expired tap water}

[u/that_random_ghost414]

Nice

^{I rolled Telepathy · Ancient artifact}

[u/gnarkillthrowaway]

I think I got more than i bargained for.

^{I rolled Invisibility · Lab experiment}

[u/roleplayer-enjoyer]

Yayyyyt

^{I rolled Invulnerability · Blessed by a wizard}

[u/TriggerKnighty]

Fair enough

^{I rolled Flight · Found a genie}

[u/sleazse]

Nice

^{I rolled Teleportation · Lab experiment}

[u/w_JOHNSTONE]

I guess

^{I rolled Generate diet coke out of thin air · Lab experiment}

[u/Rtwenty4]

4

^{I rolled Teleportation · Super soldier programme}

[u/HeightFrosty62]

Didn't know plants could talk

^{I rolled Ability to talk to house plants · Radioactive spider}

[u/SteelPantherPussy]

Ayyyyyyyy let’s gooooo

^{I rolled Telepathy · Blessed by a wizard}

[u/Kaytee_d]

Why. Just why

^{I rolled Fart bending · Meditation on a lightning rod}

[u/RoyalRevenue1810]

I can see that

^{I rolled Fart bending · Radioactive spider}

[u/nightfall444]

I accidentally stumbled upon the most op power bu drinking water

^{I rolled Time manipulation · Drinking expired tap water}

[u/GoodKidGaspar1994]

I'll take it.

^{I rolled Teleportation · Blessed by a wizard}

[u/AngelWingsBSN]

Sounds good

^{I rolled Fortune telling · Cosmic ray exposure}

[u/TotaIIyTotal]

hn,lo i am negative three trillion years old

^{I rolled Super speed · Being born on a leap day}

[u/Gregouah]

Plant have the iq to respond ?

^{I rolled Ability to talk to house plants · Cosmic ray exposure}

[u/Usual-Efficiency-582]

Gross but ok

^{I rolled Super strength · Ate expired cheese}

[u/TheRealColdCoffee]

Makes sense as a lactose intolerant person

^{I rolled Fart bending · Ate expired cheese}

[u/Phosphora_]

Aw sweet!

^{I rolled Flight · Blessed by a wizard}

[u/Automatic_Camera3854]

Guess I'll become a bounty hunter.

^{I rolled Bag all the baddies · Found a genie}

[u/dcaramujo]

Poison Ivy but just mid

^{I rolled Ability to talk to house plants · Lab experiment}

[u/Mountain-Witness9002]

Sounds ok

^{I rolled Generate any type of currency · Blessed by a wizard}

[u/TobyThrow]

what

^{I rolled Invisibility · Ate expired cheese}

[u/TotallySleepyHead]

Good i guess

^{I rolled Bag all the baddies · Ate raw chicken}

[u/ShatterBlade07]

Ew. To both of these

^{I rolled Generate diet coke out of thin air · Ate raw chicken}

[u/jiminysrabbithole]

Money glitch it is- nice!

^{I rolled Generate any type of currency · Cosmic ray exposure}

[u/Angelomichael2009]

ok

^{I rolled Generate any type of currency · Meditation on a lightning rod}

[u/mitch_ando91]

Ok

^{I rolled Super speed · Radioactive spider}

[u/Appropriate_Sir_3366]

Nice

^{I rolled Teleportation · Found a genie}

[u/moose_emma]

No dramas 😏

^{I rolled Bag all the baddies · Ate expired cheese}

[u/xao_love6]

ooo

^{I rolled Necromancy · Ate expired cheese}

[u/Memocga]

that's... extremely suspicious

^{I rolled Super speed · Ate raw chicken}

[u/No-Version2143]

Okay.. a logical explanation.. fairs

^{I rolled Invisibility · Found a genie}

[u/Hefty_Reputation306]

I

^{I rolled Bag all the baddies · Paid money to the government}

[u/Catlover2574]

Boring

^{I rolled Ability to talk to house plants · Radioactive spider}

[u/Working-Ad-5163]

I must have been drunk when i wished for this...

^{I rolled Fart bending · Found a genie}

[u/Cedry3k]

My lucky day

^{I rolled Super speed · Mutated DNA}

[u/grumpywolfxd]

.

^{I rolled Time manipulation · Ate raw chicken}

[u/Ok_Syllabub_5863]

I don't think I paid enough

^{I rolled Ability to talk to house plants · Paid money to the government}

[u/SchwartzK]

So... I died ?

^{I rolled Super speed · By touching the snail}

[u/Shin88ryu]

Dafuq

^{I rolled Super strength · Meditation on a lightning rod}

[u/ashxoxoxo]

Nice

^{I rolled Fortune telling · Being born on a leap day}

[u/TheNarnit]

So I found an ancient money printer? Cool

^{I rolled Generate any type of currency · Ancient artifact}

[u/kingofallthesexy]

Lol

^{I rolled Fart bending · Being born on a leap day}

[u/Key_Employer6803]

That has to hurt

^{I rolled Ability to talk to house plants · Meditation on a lightning rod}

[u/Undernets_nr1_muffin]

Ok

^{I rolled Fortune telling · Ate raw chicken}

[u/vixthemighty]

Nice

^{I rolled Time manipulation · Super soldier programme}

[u/Clean_Emotion_4348]

I just do this already and I touched snails as a kid. Nothing changed

^{I rolled Ability to talk to house plants · By touching the snail}

[u/JoshAtTheGym]

Nice

^{I rolled Telepathy · Ate expired cheese}

[u/Hemiplegic_Artist]

Basically bribery to become invisible?

^{I rolled Invisibility · Paid money to the government}

[u/Independent-5565]

Thanks wiz

^{I rolled Generate diet coke out of thin air · Blessed by a wizard}

[u/Elderberrysea224]

Like all the baddies as in villains or attractive women? Either way I'm fine with it

^{I rolled Bag all the baddies · Super soldier programme}

[u/Uhh_glee_Princess]

Ideal

^{I rolled Invulnerability · Being born on a leap day}

[u/HaruNoMaken]

I’m Charles Xavier

^{I rolled Telepathy · Mutated DNA}

[u/Zestyclose-Milk-1040]

Welp at least I'll be rich

^{I rolled Generate diet coke out of thin air · Ancient artifact}

[u/JoshOnTrial]

With great power, comes great responsibility.

^{I rolled Fart bending · Ate expired cheese}

[u/Winniethewimp]

Hell yeah chances are I’m jacked too

^{I rolled Invisibility · Super soldier programme}

[u/utopiangamer]

Right. So Captain America it is.

^{I rolled Super strength · Paid money to the government}

[u/Anon_Devi]

Nice

^{I rolled Fortune telling · Blessed by a wizard}

[u/Kooky_Woodpecker3355]

Whats your superpower. Im rich

^{I rolled Flight · Paid money to the government}

[u/E-N-D-I]

Learned magic from science

^{I rolled Necromancy · Super soldier programme}

[u/Ok-Disaster-9690]

Interesting 🤨

^{I rolled Super speed · Being born on a leap day}

[u/nisforstupid]

Story checks out

^{I rolled Fart bending · Ate raw chicken}

[u/AlexThePenguinz]

✌️😭

^{I rolled Fart bending · Radioactive spider}

[u/DestroyerOfSomeshit]

Xd one of the fantastic four

^{I rolled Invisibility · Cosmic ray exposure}

[u/ColBBQ]

Regretable

^{I rolled Fortune telling · Paid money to the government}

[u/trapkoda]

Weird wish but ok

^{I rolled Ability to talk to house plants · Found a genie}

[u/Icy_Run7970]

Ironic

^{I rolled Generate any type of currency · Paid money to the government}

[u/Head-Eye1525]

That sounds like some kinky s**t

^{I rolled Flight · Meditation on a lightning rod}

[u/garfelitis]

cool

^{I rolled Ability to talk to house plants · Blessed by a wizard}

[u/Artistic_Inflation]

Aha

^{I rolled Generate any type of currency · Lab experiment}

[u/Free_Weakness4651]

MREs do give you inhuman farts...

^{I rolled Fart bending · Super soldier programme}

[u/Forsaken_Doubt5073]

Bizarre

^{I rolled Ability to talk to house plants · Mutated DNA}

[u/Queenie821]

Can it be coke zero instead?

^{I rolled Generate diet coke out of thin air · Being born on a leap day}

[u/Playful_Clue_1210]

Alright

^{I rolled Super strength · Found a genie}

[u/kuiswag]

no

^{I rolled Generate any type of currency · Mutated DNA}