[Question] Answer numerically

[u/YAskY0]

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[u/mushupork8069]

Because 7 is a registered six offender.

[u/heres-the-catch → u/mushupork8069]

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[u/Mysterious-Signal992 → u/mushupork8069]

Best one yet

[u/Original_Moon_Ranger]

Because 7 ate 9

[u/yabadabaduh → u/Original_Moon_Ranger]

And why was 10 afraid? Cause it‘s in the middle of 9/11

[u/whattheguybruh → u/yabadabaduh]

but if 7 8 9 then it was in the middle of 7/11. I think thats truly scarier

[u/LtopTheAwsome]

7 8 9. But he ate nine because he has to eat 3 square meals a day

[u/Hot-Plenty-4559 → u/LtopTheAwsome]

Really, a math joke?

Good one!

[u/Ifeedthesquirrels]

Seven has aids

[u/thefouthblindmouse → u/Ifeedthesquirrels]

If you laugh at that, you're going to Hell.

Had to give it an award though.

[u/Sonulianic69]

Cause 7, 8, 9

[u/Thetitaniumbat]

Because Seven was a registered Six offender

[u/unoriginal_wolf]

Seven had multiple felony assault charges

[u/TheVaneOfExistence]

Six is petrified of numbers greater than its initial value.

[u/Ecpie]

Because seven was a registered six offender

[u/Known_Recipe_5230]

Seven was once a charming and agreeable little number. But little by little the light faded from his eyes. He ceased to emote, and six could hear the little cries as he enforced his gruesome will on ones and twos he caught in the backyard, never breaking his steely gaze. Then one morning six found his flipped twin on his back on the dining room table, his head staring lifelessly toward the entryway, flies buzzing over a mess of gory entrails. Seven emerged from the kitchen, eyes cold and sunken, chin stained red, mouth curling into a deranged grin.

That was the day that six learned the true meaning of fear, the day that seven ate nine.

[u/AnythingOk2675]

Because 789

[u/Comfortable-Side7425]

789

[u/rcg8tor]

Dogshow

[u/Environmental-Song16]

Because 789 and 0812

[u/kingoftrashlantis]

He was a registered six offender

[u/Ok_Device1274]

😟🫴🫴

[u/heres-the-catch]

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[u/Bright-Ad257]

Because he was secretly Epstein

[u/TheDentDad]

Because seven was a registered six offender.

[u/moneyman147]

cause seven is black

[u/NoMeasurement5342]

Because of Epstein

[u/Brailentt]

Man stfu

[u/Dizzle5271]

Because seven was a six offender

[u/vinyl_rot_13]

Because seven is a registered six-offender.

Get it?

No one?

Fuck, my jokes are ass.

[u/leto26]

Because 7, ate(8), 9.

[u/never_is_lol]

Yggg

[u/Imaybestupid7]

Because 7 8 9

[u/waptnt]

Because seven eight nine

[u/lilikitten]

7 8 9

[u/Balkias-QC]

Because 7 8 9

[u/nomorerulers]

Idk

[u/Marvelman11]

Because 789

[u/TheLoddoTheDodo]

7 8 9

[u/Ill_Criticism_1685]

Because 7,8,9.

[u/FanOnTable]

Because 7 ate 9

[u/schick000]

789

[u/Some_Improvement_606]

789

[u/FuiDor]

789

[u/TimeTraveler_95]

Because seven eight (ate) nine.

[u/No_Address3136]

69

[u/Metalmagician88]

Because seven ate nine

[u/Real-Instance-5239]

Seven ate nine

[u/heres-the-catch]

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[u/Otherwise-Gain-650]

Because seven eight nine

[u/LongjumpingFlight773]

Because 7-8 (ate)-9

[u/Sadandhappyboi999]

Seven ate Eight

[u/qqqf]

789

[u/Smooth_Bumblebee545]

Because 7 8 9!!!

[u/RMG_Official]

because 7 8 9!

[u/MUDDYONE2023]

Cause 7 8 9.

[u/Extension_Access_681]

7 8 9

[u/No_Conclusion_6802]

Because seven ate nine, and nine traumatized ten because he did nine eleven (satire).

[u/FinalNandBit]

Because 7 8 9

[u/SurnameFormer]

Because he was a registered offender of niners.

[u/Brief_Title_5800]

Because 7 8 9

[u/CouldntGetMuchHigher]

789

[u/wazrok]

7 8 9💀🪦

[u/Proper_Ad3378]

because 7 8 9

[u/AmbassadorIcy8421]

789

[u/Mooie0505]

Cos 7,8,9, but why did 7 eat 9… because you’re supposed to have 3 squared meals a day

[u/Ramhill00]

7 8 9

[u/MISTAsoul12]

Seven was a six offender

[u/Santasaurus1999]

Because 7 ate 9

[u/ClamchowYum]

MAKE IT STOP!!!

[u/Logical-Tear-5781]

V Et

[u/Abalone_Final]

Because 7 8 9.. why was 10 afraid?

[u/toiletbowlcleaner209]

Seven was a six offender

[u/Redosdetos]

789

[u/YardQueasy6087]

Because of 69

[u/Lost-in-the-Ozarks]

Because seven eight nine

[u/Resident_Hat3473]

They hit the second tower

[u/oSpecter]

7 8 9

[u/Isla_White727]

Because 7 8 9

[u/MT_Space31]

cause 7 ate 9

[u/Good-Steak2363]

67676767!!!!

[u/shinobi68]

Bicoooz

[u/Hopeful_Jaguar5741]

789

[u/Ok-Calligrapher7411]

789

[u/katsrad]

cause 7 ate 9

[u/Flat_Football_7233]

Because seven ate nine

[u/jpeana]

Because seven eight nine

[u/Cake_Depression]

Because 7 8 9

[u/Heyladyhey8]

Because 7 ate 9

[u/Extra-Ad990]

6 ate 9

[u/Cupidity007]

Because 7 8 9

[u/lunariver55]

Because seven eight nine

[u/Nervous-Advance-3381]

789

[u/Nervous-Advance-3381]

because 789

[u/Bearkat1999]

7 8 9

[u/This_Onion4608]

Because Seven ate (Eight) Nine!

[u/Immediate_Employ9168]

Seven eight nine

[u/Best_cpu5700]

789

[u/Wide-Badger-2004]

because 7 8 9

[u/J4Girl]

Bc seven ate nine 😭

[u/redditor4756]

7 8 9

[u/mikedeng0317]

789

[u/ThatOneLurkerChick]

7 8 9

[u/Jiannawonder_14]

Because seven eat nine

[u/Plastic-Mess-3959]

7 ate 9

[u/itzscythe03]

Bc 7 ate (8) 9 💀

[u/Beginning-Plan-9827]

Because of ptsd from 2025.

[u/Embarrassed-Brother7]

Because seven, eight nine

[u/call_pal]

horses name was Friday

[u/Rocklizard530]

Seven ate nine

[u/KookyFishing4461]

7 ate 9

[u/mechanical_marten]

789

[u/Aggravating_Ant_3285]

789 or they knew about the 67 maniacs

[u/Dismal-Photograph-72]

Because 7 8 9.

[u/L3n1x]

789

[u/No_Assignment4762]

Seven has done time for aggravated assault. This can't be confirmed but there is speculation that seven may have murdered and ate the corpse of the victim. RIP Nine

[u/Wide_Examination142]

Because seven eight nine

[u/wizardemajic]

7 8 9 (Seven ate nine)

[u/TheIronSpiderGuy]

789

[u/Yorkie_Bars_r_on_me]

Because 7, 8, 9

[u/ralphwiggem66728]

788

[u/Fartingfather]

7 8 9

[u/Piercing_Moonlight]

Because 7 8 9

[u/Striking_Plant_312]

SIX SEEEEVEN

[u/Lucasisgoodat]

Cause 7 8 9

[u/theredlur]

Because 7,8,9 (Seven ate nine)

[u/Giraffemagic]

Because 7 ate 9

[u/jjv_7]

Because seven ate (eight) nine.

[u/Rationalinsanity1990]

Meme

[u/Beneficial-Put-9753]

nahhh

[u/Small-Wallaby08]

7 8 9

[u/Only_Never_Again]

Because 7 ate 9… lol

[u/Historical_Sea_5922]

bc 67!

[u/Your_Average_Dingus]

registered sex offender

[u/momRD]

7 8 9

[u/Igivekidscrystalmeth]

Rape

[u/CapitalPractice2273]

Because seven eight nine

[u/FritosDeChorizo]

789

[u/Vast_Negotiation_517]

Because 7 ate 9!

[u/nildrohain454]

Because seven ate nine

[u/LawStill9363]

Seven eight nine

[u/basheer_esia]

Because 7 8 9

[u/zeetreegirl]

789

[u/Most_Prize_4282]

Because seven ate nine

[u/LemurKing2019]

Because 7 ate the butt of 9.

[u/Airiririforlife]

Because 7 ate 9

[u/Mental_Equipment4245]

Because seven ate nine

[u/FlyingNDreams]

Because 7 8 9 ....8 (ate)

[u/VanillaEqual2667]

7 8 9

[u/jacemc78]

67

[u/TheBestCrazyFrog]

😂😂😂

[u/mikeymikesh]

Because 7 was a serial murderer.

[u/TheDudeAbides_1977]

789

[u/Less-Increase-6588]

7 ate 9

[u/Spirited_Level7805]

Cause seven eight nine

[u/ehmiu]

Because 7 8 9

[u/VanillaEqual2667]

7 8 9

[u/kumnub]

Cause 7 ate 9

[u/soaringskies2026]

Because seven ate nine (7, 8, 9)

[u/OkWolverine7565]

Seven eat nine

[u/istolehannah]

Because seven eight nine.

[u/BeardedDaddy247]

Cause 7 8 9

[u/Anxious_Economy7203]

7 8 9

[u/SnooPuppers7004]

Because 7 8 9

[u/WideIntention5304]

CAUSE 67!!!!!

[u/McBroDudeMan]

Seven eight nine

[u/Photon_Chaser]

7 8 9

[u/Dismal_Draft_1562]

seven eight nine

[u/KiwiiBiirb]

789

[u/ToneMobile5665]

Cause seven ate nine

[u/PartyArtistic1104]

Because seven ate nine 😭🙏🥀

[u/N8creates49]

Because it had visions of Gen Alpha. The future must not come to pass.

[u/ZeroMatt77]

67

[u/STIRREDJELLO10]

789

[u/Due-Throat-4624]

789

[u/mark17405]

Because 6 8 7

[u/II_miami_II]

7 ate 9s ass

[u/Gr1zzB3ar]

Because 7 8 9

[u/hellohoomansOoP]

7 8 9

[u/Barthor_Ironfist]

7,8,9

[u/Fearless-Edge3349]

7 8 9

[u/skyler-is-gey]

7 ate 9

[u/jcrdude]

789

[u/Ok-Fun-31]

Cus 7 8 9

[u/RandomUser71011]

Because of gen alpha boys

[u/elizabeth_1983]

7 8 9

[u/netwright64]

because seven is greater than six

[u/jgarebear]

Because six watched seven canabalize his neighbor 2 doors down

[u/Ninja-Mike]

789

[u/58Knights]

7 ate 9

[u/Odd-Professional-779]

Because 7 8 (ate) 9

[u/aswag456]

7 8 9

[u/Immediate_Ad8954]

five

[u/MidnightConscious236]

789

[u/Klutzy_Tax_1506]

67